Princess River Coluber ๐Ÿ‘‘

@river.bitch.space

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๐Ÿ‘‘ I'M a PRINCESS and I'm the BEST and NOTHING BAD ever happens to me! ๐Ÿ‘‘ avali ๐Ÿ‘‘ she/her ๐Ÿ‘‘ 30+ ฮ˜ฮ” ๐Ÿ‘‘ I'm A HUGE SLUT so NO BABIES ALLOWED okay?๐Ÿ‘‘ CLICK HERE TO SEE MY PUSSY (FOR REAL, NOT A JOKE, PUSSY IN BIO FR) https://joystick.tv/t/u/river?t=374067cb

An avali princess with her face stuck in a jar of peanut butter.
a really tiny avali princess river coluber, standing between two coke cans which are each bigger than her. she's looking up at a huge microphone hanging way above her, and there is a giant computer mouse several paces ahead of her.
a picture of me from above! I'm standing on an arcade carpet and looking up at the camera with a little smile!
a triangle graph meme titled "your kink is (about)". the three points of the triangle are labeled "taking back control in a world where you usually feel powerless", "giving up control in a world where you always feel like you need to take responsibility", and "funny".
A propaganda poster with a picture of Princess River Coluber and the Coluber Corporation logo on it. It reads as follows: "YOUR PRINCESS IS ALWAYS WATCHING. Sure, she might not be there with you, but she's rooting for each and every one of you! Without workers like you, the Coluber Corporation wouldn't be the galactic powerhouse it is today. In its strong 120th year running, profits are at their highest ever, and its colonies offer the best quality of life out of any corporation-owned monarchical-sovereignty in known space! King Basil remains dedicated to ensuring that every year is bigger than the last, and is counting on you to do your part. Every efficiency and throughput increase is important, and Princess River's job is to make sure everyone is motivated to give their all, all the time. If you show extraordinary initiative, she'll be made aware of your efforts. The smile on her face is the greatest prize for any Coluber Corporation worker anywhere."
it's a picture of me from the chest up with BIG vampire fangs and a LOT of red blood all over my face, and I'm wearing one of those fancy cloaks vampires wear in old media.
a forza screenshot of the cadillac xts limousine hanging halfway off the edge of a bridge. over it is an edited screenshot of a tweet from me that says "I crash limo into bridge I no care I lov it"
an image of Ori from Ori and the Blind Forest in a kart, in the game Party Animals, being played by me. the end-race scoreboard is up. I won the race, and finished an entire 23 seconds ahead of second place.
a picture of me standing against a wall with height markings on it. I'm 2 feet tall! (about 0.61 m)
an extremely large and close-up image of my face!
an image with three screenshots of the low-poly L.I.A.U.A. avatar for vrchat! it reads: "Low-Poly L.I.A.U.A. (Lepioid Interstellar Accompaniment and Utility Android) VRChat Avatar. Comes with a maid outfit! Plus different eyes, gender presentation options, wiggly stuff, and more!?"
a close-up of river coluber's hindpaws, complete with white feathers, blue pads, and black claws.
a close-up, extremely hi-res picture of princess river coluber's face, where only her snout and mouth are fully visible, and her cheeks and eyes are at the corners of the frame.
it's a 5 by 5 bingo chart of shared interests, and it's mostly filled out! there's only three empty squares and four that are half-filled.
a picture of the timer in the totalenergies 6 hours of spa-francorchamps FIA WEC race. it shows a red flag, and the timer reads 1 hour, 44 minutes. context is important, because the race would have ended by now, as it's been under a red flag for over an hour and a half, but the officials decided to add back all the time wasted on the red flag.
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app in avali scratch
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app in avali scratch
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky mobile app, but the font is avali scratch
a screenshot of this post being written in the bsky app, but entirely in avali scratch
a screenshot of this post being typed in on the bluesky phone app. the entire phone's don't is set to avali scratch.
a screenshot of the bluesky app notifications, with all the text in avali scratch
a screenshot of notepad with random keysmashing in avali scratch characters, and their corresponding latin characters beneath them
handwritten avali scratch text that reads "princess river coluber"
A screenshot of the "Logged-out visibility" option in Bluesky's moderation settings. It reads: Discourage apps from showing my account to logged-out users. Bluesky will not show your profile and posts to logged-out users. Other apps may not honor this request. This does not make your account private. Note: Bluesky is an open and public network. This setting only limits the visibility of your content on the Bluesky app and website, and other apps may not respect this setting. Your content may still be shown to logged-out users by other apps and websites. Learn more about what is public on Bluesky.
a screenshot of the button used to tag images as adult on bluesky
A screenshot of the bluesky account moderation option titled "Discourage apps from showing my account to logged-out users"
Promotional image for the game "Sayonara Wild Hearts"
A trio of roses sitting on a table, next to a spool of yarn. The image is washed out, and has a caption that reads, "Who doesn't love the super-rich?"
An image of Princess River Coluber, who is a black, white, and purple avali. She's smirking, laying on her back over a purple background. One of her legs is lifted toward the viewer, putting the bottom of her blue-padded paw on display. Her dialogue reads: "Oh, these? My paws? My soft lil toesies? My pretty perfect pitter patter princess pawsies?"
an image of princess river coluber (who is a very small and cute avali) giving the camera an unimpressed look as she takes a selfie of herself in front of the VR chat error world sign! the sign reads: "We're sorry! Something went wrong! 1. Try using your menu to load into a different world. 2. Close VRChat and restart it. If problems persist, visit our community Discord to get more help : www.vrchat.com/discord" Even though the sign is behind River, the text on it displays over her face.
An image of Princess River Coluber, a black, white and purple avali, in a cute little 1950s-style pastel green dress with white polka dots. It has a white hem, a darker green band around the waist, and a bow of the same color as that around the neck. River is wearing pinkish-purple lipstick on her lower lip, as well as holding a kitchen knife behind her back, while she gives an innocent, cute smile.