Sean Beanland

@seanbeanland.com

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he/him. I like video games and nerd stuff, and sometimes stream at https://twitch.tv/seanbeanland

Tidus on the left. PS2, textured, expressive. Tidus on the right. HD, flat, dead eyed, questionable mouth.
The cover of Demon Copperhead
Two cats cuddled together
A cool sci-fi cover of Rogue Protocol
A screenshot from The Adventures of Hyperman, a CD-ROM pack-in game with the IBM Aptiva M51 desktop computer
Ariel photo of the Susquehanna River and Conowingo Dam
Zahua - "Are you- Are you real?" 1: "Yes." 2: [Lie] "No." 3: [Lie] "Yes." 4: "No." 5: "Now that you ask, I'm not so sure." 6: "There is no way to be certain."
A screenshot of the word “mortifying”
Steam replay 345 achievements, 270 sessions, and 20 new games Most played games are The Witcher 3, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Dark Souls Remastered, Fallout 76, and Styx: Master of Shadows
Top Playstation games I've played in 2025 1. Persona 3 Reload 2. Octopath Traveler II 3. Baldur's Gate 3 4. Armored Core VI 5. Kingdom Hearts III
Sting - The Dream of the Blue Turtles
A chair on two legs resting precariously against a styrofoam box while my cat looks innocently in the camera
Dec 15, 2005 Darwinia Dec 3, 2005 Half-Life 1: Source Nov 30, 2005 Rag Doll Kung Fu Aug 31, 2005 Half-Life Platinum Pack Aug 7, 2005 Half-Life 2 Bronze
the circled night mode icon
A screenshot from the Assassin's Creed Shadows roadmap saying that "parkour updates" are on the way
5th Annual Save&Raid nonstop streaming relay February 21-23 saveandraid.org Donate to save lives
A centered Windows 11 task bar, with the search bar removed as god herself intended
A blue ceramic mug filled with hot chocolate and topped with whipped cream
My Steam Replay 2024. It shows I played 23 games on Steam this year, earned 298 achievements, played 169 sessions, and 13 new games. My most played games by % of playtime were Grim Dawn at 43%, Dragon Age The Veilguard at 32%, Spirit City Lofi Sessions at 4%, Coffee Talk at 3%, and Half-Life at 3%.
A screengrab from howlongtobeat.com showing that the main story takes around 29 hours to complete, main plus side stuff takes 118 hours, and a completionist playthrough takes 715 hours!
My cat Griddle, a brown and black striped tabby, sitting adorably on my lap
A grey and brown mug filled with tea
The front cover of the book with an image of a shattered mirror. A cannonball flies through the shards, with a three masted ship behind the them and the ocean pouring through. There is a quote from R. F. Kuang: “The book I wish I had written.”
A stack of the following books from top to bottom: Camber of Culdi, by Katherine Kurtz Sharp Ends, by Joe Abercrombie Artificial Condition, by Martha Wells The Atlas Six, by Olivie Blake Assassin’s Apprentice, by Robin Hobb The Eye of the World, by Robert Jordan
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #193,122!
A top down view of a drawer utensil holder with knives on the left, spoons on the right, and an empty space in the center where forks would go if there were any
Kitty 1
A cute kitty sleeping on a sofa
In Anaheim, Calif., first-time home buyers Anna Kolev and her fiancé began their home search in September and had to rethink their plans every week or two, as mortgage rates fluctuated, with a goal of monthly payments below 25 percent of their salaries.
“We’d have to reevaluate every time interest rates changed or prices started creeping up. It was like, ‘Are we still in the game? Can we still afford this?,’” the 29-year-old software engineer said. “We definitely had to temper our expectations of what kind of house we could afford.”
Earlier this year, they bought a three-bedroom house for $910,000. At 1,550 square feet, it’s about 200 square feet smaller than Kolev would’ve liked, but anything larger was prohibitively expensive, she said.
Kitties!
A screen shot of a website completely obscuring the article with ads
A screenshot showing browser history of vox.com getting highjacked by a malicious ad on iOS.
Our raid group celebrating victory in front of treasure chests after killing the raid boss
Steam year in review: * 17 games played * 234 achievements * 171 sessions * 9 new games Most played games: Starfield, Dragon's Dogma, WH40k Inquisitor, Jedi Fallen Order, Remnant From the Ashes
Congrats to the winner of Battle of the Brands!
The corpse of a flying enemy from Starfield
Screenshot from FF14 showing 115/124 blue mage spells collected
The Warrior of Light from FF14 cracking a smile