Der-shing 德馨 Helmer

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Award-winning science-fantasy & edu comic creator | www.shingworks.com Dorstenia & Aristolochia enthusiast | VP of Crowdfunding at Vault Comics Gently re-seeds under ideal conditions

Bug on da move
Bug on ceiling. Bug of Damocles
Art imitates life, 2d and 3D bug everywhere all at once
fictional scamp (yellow crab alien from an ancient antique extinct comic)
shore scamp (a gold crab running in the sand)
textured illustration of patient frog that conveys the feeling of "any day now"
Screencap from Wikipedia reading "Max Ernst (/ɜːrnst/; German: [ɛʁnst] 2 April 1891 – 1 April 1976) was a German-born painter, sculptor, printmaker, graphic artist, and poet. A prolific artist, Ernst was a primary pioneer of the Dada movement and surrealism in Europe. He had no formal artistic training, but his experimental attitude toward the making of art resulted in his invention of frottage—a technique that uses pencil rubbings of textured objects and relief surfaces to create images"
A group of heavy, brown, stonelike humanoid shapes melding and weaving together, with some parts floating strangely. The Numerous Family, by Max Ernst
lineart qwales
Tripod the fence lizard sitting next to some Dorstenia seedlings
Poem, reading: The beam layers. Sceloporus occidentalis at Der’s back yard. We real cool. We Blue duel. We Rule rock. We Piss chalk. We Sun scales. We Drop tails. We Jewel-lie. We Don’t die.
a picture of me, a crab who is golden. a golden crab, if you will.
a legschilla (chinchilla with human legs) riding a bike and wearing bike shorts
Kitty, a chinchilla
not going to make you listen to this entire text block but it's a screencap of a candidate saying that basically this dude has no filter and looked up/ downloaded porn at the library despite the librarians trying to get him to stop. also talked shit about the dead
king protea flower, looks like an artichoke crossed with a deep sea starfish
a photo (not a photo) of my snake doing her normal thing, sitting in the water dish and wearing a little tank top
a stupid baby (lizard) sitting on a paver. big ol head and lil body
Syzygium fruit, looks like a little waxy buttplug thing
A stunned Sceloporus (western fence lizard) hanging out on a fence... it had just been released so it's probably questioning all of its life choices. Unfortunately this side of the fence is on the south, not western, side of our house so it was arrested shortly after this pic was taken.
a crispy sonic-meme format ghost crab saying "alone on a friday night? god, youre pathetic"
a picture of my kyocera something something phone with a message i painstakingly fingertyped, "yay dumbphones"
Fossilized Walliserops trifurcatus indicating that one, perhaps yourself, should rock on (img from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilobite#/media/File:Trilobite_Walliserops_trifurcatus.jpg)
Green with red hairs fruit of Cyphostemma uter v macropus, along w toothy leaves. Technically grape family, technically also p toxic
One of several piles of wood which now plague the backyard
angora, girl sitting, got the titays out as usual. i know i'm old now sorry but this has been the design since i was a preteen so i think i get a pass. also thanks to all the nudists who follow my work, you folks are very respectful
idk man don't make me write this out. if you can't see this shit it's for the best
oc making the face of a bitch
bigass flower with hand next to it, they're about the same size
bigass bloomed flower
purple epiphyllum flower sort of opening up, side view
Dudleya plant with pink stalked flowers
Fat cryptic phrynosoma lizard on rocks
screencap of wiki text that says "As a scientist, Worm straddled the line between modern and pre-modern. As an example, in a very modern, empirical mode, Worm determined in 1638 that the unicorn did not exist and that purported unicorn horns simply were from the narwhal. At the same time, however, he then wondered if the anti-poison properties associated with a unicorn's horn still held true, and undertook experiments in poisoning pets and then serving them ground up narwhal horn (his poisoning must have been relatively mild because he reported that they did recover).[10] Other empirical investigations he conducted included providing convincing evidence that lemmings were rodents and not, as some thought, spontaneously generated by the air,[11] and also by providing the first detailed drawing of a bird-of-paradise proving that they did, despite much popular speculation to the opposite, indeed have feet like regular birds. Worm's primary use of his natural history collection was for the purpose of pedagogy.[12] "
A 4 ft succulent tree in a u haul moving box
a pic from a few years ago of one of the many times the boy forced his ass into the bathroom while I was trying to PEE
elgaria multicarinata with cool banding and some dumbass hands holding him
pile of fig newtons, which are fig inside of cookie bread, idk what it is. purple jam thing with carb envelope