Ship Full of Jerks Podcast

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Sci-Fi and Pop Culture Podcast hosted by @mark2000.bsky.social and @ryanthomasriddle.com. New episodes weekly at bit.ly/432XqQc

Beverly in utter ecstasy as the ghost candle… um… gives her a really good massage.
The three faces of Deleen: the more non-binary, more masc presenting pilot version, the female presenting Deleen from season one, and the human-hybrid Deleen from the remainder of the series.
Lt. Arial Shaw from Court Martial.
Captain “By the Book” Esteban from STAR TREK III.
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Picard, Data, Yar, and Troi stand on a round platform in from of a red and black eagle flag. They are flanked by armed soldiers.
Captain Kirk runs through a fort.
two overlapping pictures of Picard in the 21st century courtroom with Q, one from Encounter at Farpoint and the other from All Good Things.
Captain Picard, Data, Yar and Troi watch Judge Q ascend and disappaear.
Joan Marshall as “Pheobe” the Munster matriarch just after being smooched by her husband Herman in the original credits sequence of The Munsters.
A two panel meme of STAR TREK ENTERPRISE, from it’s pilot “Broken Bow.” The top panel: Reed and Malcolm at an alien strip club from the episode. Below: Scott Bakula as Archer with the credits, “Written by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga”.
A caricature of Ryan T Riddle and Mark Farinas, the Jerks that fill this ship.
Opening shot of “The Cage” with the push into the bridge.
The transporter pad from The Cage contains four men. One of them is a very aggravated Spock with his arms out stretched and his mouth agape. Behind the men on the walls where there would be a swirling pattern there are pictures of Star Trek Captains: Pike, Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Archer. A yellow, glowing block of text in front of the image reads: The Pilots!
A horizontal series of pictures of Star Trek captains including Pike, Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and Archer.
Harlan Ellison in a car commerical, next to a red car. The caption reads: Harlan Ellison Still Pissed About His STAR TREK Script (Not the OG chyron, BTW, this is a joke.)
A TNG title card showing the Enterprise D. The text reads: In the future people are capable of exercising the self-discipline to clean up after themselves.
The Cerritos from LOWER DECKS above a planet in a classic TNG shot. The episode title in the corner reads: “Mariner Does Something and Boimler Pays the Price”
The OG Enterprise over a blue planet. Title card reads: “Kirk puts his dick in, again"
The Enterprise-D in orbit over a planet. With the title “The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish"
Ship Full of Jerks in Waffle House logo style.
Michael Garabaldi in his Army of Light uniform from Babylon 5. He’s being well… Michael Garabaldi.
Nahla Ake walks into sickbay scaring the crap out of Mrs. Caleb’s Mom. From SFA:300th Night.
Nus Braka lords over Nahla Ake as she stands behind a witness stand.
The battle bridge of the Enterprise-D. Riker in the captain’s chair. A speech bubble below him.
Kruge and his cronies watch the Genesis presentation on a monitor.
The officer’s lounge of the refit Enterprise. Kirk in his white slut shirt from TMP sits on the armrest of a chair. Spock stands with his hands behind his back. Bones wears his gray open collared uniform and stands behind Kirk.
Caleb Mir wears a face of stone while being passionately hugged by SAM in SFA:300th Night.
Rosario Dawson as Ahsoka
23rd Century San Francisco. A futuristic air tram soars past The Golden Gate bridge. There is more green than there is city, which is a small section of the lush vegtation, almost sticking out as the real oddity.
A clip from TOS:Return of the Archons where the clock signals the red hour and the town people go crazy and start making bacon with each other.
Glenn Truman holds William Shatner hostage with a knife in a parking lot.
A screenshot showing the darkened engineering section of the SNW Enterprise filled with people.
Cartoon illustration of Dr. Pulaski with a huge smile with Kyly Riker in the background giving an “okay” hand gesture and a shocked Commander Riker on the other side. The text reads: Never Forget, Pulaski Banged Riker’s Dad.
Laurel Takashima from Babylon 5: The Gathering.
Admiral Layton meets Commander Sisko in “Homefront.”
Clip of Adrian Zmed getting cat called in a police locker room for wearing skimpy underwear.
John Travolta even struts when no one is looking in Saturday Night Fever. He is wearing nothing but a bikini bottom and a gold chain in a room containing a mirror, a Rocky poster, and a desk with a jewelry box and teddy bear.
A car lays on its side after smashing into another car in a Burger Heaven parking lot. Both are on fire with smoke billowing from them. Behind them a group gathers around an ambulance. Shatner as TJ Hooker looks upon the carnage with a gun in one hand. To his left is a police cadet in short shorts, knee socks, and a cast.
Genesis holds a sleeping Tarima’s hand.
Alt-text: Science fiction poster encouraging COVID-19 vaccination featuring Troi, Worf, and Bev… all rocking season one lewks. Transcribed Text: VACCINATION It's the Honorable Thing to Do! Getting vaccinated against the COVID-19 pandemic is now easy, safe, and free. Warriors know getting their shots is best way to stay in the battle! Only a coward would hold off any longer! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE INNOCULATED! Check out Health and Human Services website at HTTPS://WWW.VACCINES.GOV to get the truth about vaccine safety and effectiveness. Mark Farinas
Dr. Manhattan sitting like The Little Prince on a desolate Mars.