Spaceship Gary

@spaceshipgary.bsky.social

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Licensed to own and operate a toaster.

An edited Matty Y post to say: “… I'm just… usually dimwitted or ill-informed. …shit on my bad tweet.
Asking the AI bot: “What did you think of Scott Weiner appearing on a podcast with Nazi Pedophile Richard Hanania” Connie AI: “I'm tabling that one indefinitely. Ask me about something on my agenda instead”
A twitter thread where people argue over which President could eat the most hot dogs: “obama really the glizzy gulper” (Pictures of Obama eating hot dogs) “Trump could never throat that much glizzy” “Yes he could, idiot” “You mad Obama the throat goat” “HE ISN’T THE THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day!!”
Blocked post screenshot: I'm sorry, but that's fucking idiotic: You haven't the slightest idea what it has cost many of us - personally and professionally— to turn away from the conservative movement to fight MAGA. I wouldn't wish my past year, alone, on my worst enemy.
A cover of Uncle John’s Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader
The Google Government telling me, a red blooded American, that Alex Jones does not have a twin brother named Hank. It goes on to say the Infowars host has two sisters but no twin brother. You might be thinking of online video creator and author Hank Green, who frequently makes educational content alongside his brother, John Green. Green as we all know is the color of money, greed, there seems to be something behind this, but what?
In an interview with CNN, Platner assured voters, "I'm not a communist. I'm not a socialist. I own a small business. I'm a Marine Corps veteran.”
George W. Bush and Michelle Obama embracing happily
Shams post on espn: Details on 76ers picks to the Celtics, per sources: 2028 first-round pick that could convert from a first to a swap that is more favorable to Boston, 2031 unprotected Philadelphia first, 2028 second round, most favorable of GSW/OKC/MIL, 2030 second, most favorable of WAS/PORT/PHX
Per Google: For humans, there is no defined threshold where a single sitting of salami becomes immediately "toxic,"
A post from some weirdo: Usha Vance is supposed to be a lovely anesthesiologist in Seattle not be married to a guyliner fascist. "Which way Indian woman..."
Adam Schiff, from a post made one year ago tomorrow: We must prevent Iran from ever having a nuclear weapon, and support Israel’s ability to defend itself. But the President cannot declare war on Iran or launch strikes against it without Congressional approval. Congress must not cede that authority to this or any other president.
In an interview with CNN, Platner assured voters, "I'm not a communist. I'm not a socialist. I own a small business. I'm a Marine Corps veteran."
Image of Gallego’s endorsement of fellow skeevy boy Platner
Five players who did not play well in the NBA, leading scorer Adam Morrison has 9.2 PPG
Four basketball players you’ve never heard of next to Michael Jordan, 25 win team
Some sicko posting “I've had two Kamala Harris dreams in a row for the last two nights. Much to think about.”
Yakko from Animaniacs about to list the Nations of the World
Google AI answering “is Google AI pro-pedophilia” with “No, Google AI is not pro-pedophilia. However, Google’s AI chatbot, Gemini, has previously faced significant backlash and public criticism for giving vague, overly academic, or "nuanced" answers when directly asked if pedophilia is wrong.”
Guest Columnist Eiten Reshef, who has seemingly no career connection to sports, pictured. His hair is normal, except the side his hair parts to has a stupid wing, like his hair is literally one half of Selphie’s from FF8.
Scoreline from yesterday’s deciding game for the Scottish Premiership title, Celtic beat Hearts to win the league by one point extending the Celtic/Rangers dominance of the league of ~40 goddamn years
Babe Ruth calling his shot
The Bluesky account for “Make it Make Sense”, the Washington Post show sweeping the nation with its unpopularity.
Seven senators did not vote: Sens. Angus King (I-Maine), Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.), Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii), Tina Smith (D-Minn.), Raphael Warnock (D-Ga.), Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) and Jerry Moran (R-Kan.).
Seven senators did not vote: Sens. Angus King (I-Maine), Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.), Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii), Tina Smith (D-Minn.), Raphael Warnock (D-Ga.), Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) and Jerry Moran (R-Kan.).
Seven senators did not vote: Sens. Angus King (I-Maine), Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.), Brian Schatz (D-Hawaii), Tina Smith (D-Minn.), Raphael Warnock (D-Ga.), Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) and Jerry Moran (R-Kan.).
A series of posts: “Are leftists allowed to run in Dem primaries or not?” “Absolutely!” “Then what the fuck are you bitching about!?”
Those conditions, per PuckPedia, are as follows: If the Leafs' 2027 first-round pick is outside the top 10, it goes to the Flyers. The Bruins would then get the Leafs' unprotected 2028 first-round pick. If the Leafs' 2027 first-round pick is inside the top 10, they can choose to give it to the Flyers or Bruins. The team not chosen will get Toronto's unprotected 2028 first-rounder.
The labeler showing this moron posted over 100 times yesterday, and will have it again tomorrow
A memorial of flowers in the shape of a bike stands in front of a synagogue with a giant banner in support of Israel, a country by and for genocidal Jewish Supremacists.
The Persistence of Memory aka Dali’s Floppy Clock painting
The 555-Come-On-Now joke but it’s a Flyers fan looking at Crosby as a replay of his embellishment gets played on the Jumbotron.
Sam’s post after the NYC mayor primary where he blames Mamdani winning for Cuomo running as a spoiler: still thinking about how if Schumer, Gillibrand, Hochul, Jeffries, Espaillat, etc. came out and united behind Lander, Zellnor, or Adrienne Adams we wouldn't be in this situation. Instead they got paralyzed by Cuomo; even if they couldn't support him, they also couldn't go against him
Bluesky search: “No results found for "Tony! Toni! Martone!"”
The penalty summary for the first period of Game 2 showing three penalties called on the Flyers, two for roughing
“That’s going to be part of a series,” added Crosby, the biggest whiner in NHL history. “I think we’ve got to stay out of it a little bit more, and trust that when they do it, and they try to stir it up, that they’re going to get penalized for it. That’s more something I think they’re looking to do. We’ve got to stay out of it and trust that they’ll be undisciplined.”
From @joereid.bsky.social: “The absolute euphoria of being able to make fun of Melania's broken English guilt-free.”
RFK covered in ladybugs
Speaker: “alright, who's ready to die??” (Everyone raises their hands) Speaker: “alright, who's ready to die for oil??“ (no one raises their hand)
Hillary between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton, she is looking at Donald like he is a grand old friend.
The accounts who liked the Louie CK apologist post
Dennis telling Mac about The Implication, with a speech bubble
Quoted accounts profile where they say they are a “Gamer, but not a “Gamer” gamer”
A post about Newsom’s social media head, with a picture of her where she looks like Laura Loomer in a cowboy hat.
This says “Josh Shapiro”. Now, no one ever could read that without prior knowledge or an educated guess on that #48, but he can blather like a jackass about how crucial it is, while he pissed away the state budget on charter schools
Principle Skinner meme where he asks himself if he’s out of touch but reassures himself it’s the children, or in this case, all those people he likes and respects, who are wrong
Dumb and Dumber- Harry on the toilet
Josh Marshall telling someone who blocked them that they should die
A photo of Charlie Kirk before he got shot in the throat. Not right before, mind you
That absolute evil fuck who laughed about a Palestinian kid being killed by Israel
Hakeem Jeffries won't commit to blocking additional Iran war funding
No jokes from this person making fun of Charlie Kirk and his assassination by the Coward Erica Kirk
A perfect moron posting about how just because her opinions are no longer widely held in the Democrat party, and have been in the minority for a while now, that she is still a moderate. When someone tells her that the rank definition of being a moderate would mean holding majority opinions, she says “Yeah, sorry, you don’t get to define me. Have a nice day.” like a lunatic
Connor Naismith, looking like he was bred to be mocked
Sailor Michael and someone back and forth about (assuming) Parker Molly being terrible and how she made fun of that weird ass profile of a mom whose son was the first death when invading Iraq and was an accidental, noncombat death (iirc)
To pass any new military funding measure through the Senate, the support of at least seven Democrats will be needed to overcome the filibuster. It’s far from certain the votes are there.
The Graham Platner for Senate promoting Gallego’s endorsement of Platner, two pro-war boys just standing there like the Blowjob Brothers
Hunter posting: I think he is clearly too old to be president and looks it! Also arguably sharper/fitter than either of the older guys who came decades after.
Atlas (the word essentially being used in the screenshotted post) holding up the world (the dogshit post screenshotted)
The Clintons pictured with the Trumps