Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.
DataWithBangs @datawithbangs.bsky.social aspiring Bolshevik
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social if you stand for nothing, you're gonna fall for something
spimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social ⓘ this user has a line separating good and evil passing not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through his heart -- and through all human hearts
Doug Savage, Science Court Attorney @realdougsavage.bsky.social Have you been in a science related incident and need the best lawyer in Science Court? If the answer is yes, would you settle for maybe the second best or lower?
18+ for language, and occasionally adult reposts and original posts
He/Him
Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social Writer/Video Guy (Atomic Abe, RiffTrax, The Onion)
little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social 
Patrick Stuart Sutcliffe @peaceandliberation.bsky.social I’m barely here
Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social He/Him Middle of Nowhere, Pa
https://linktr.ee/BullwarkMiniatures
Simple Country Lawyer @hyperchicken-esq.myatproto.social Here to provide the best possible representation for my clients.
Patricius Bikinius, Magister Edictum @actually-patricius.bsky.social Catch me outside with my kataphraktoi
Comms guy (he/him). Former news producer. Presumptive winner of the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize. News sufferer and history enjoyer. Vintage Lego castle appreciator. Accomplished Total War cavalry commander
☭Josh Mosh☭ @joshmosh138.bsky.social Marxist-Leninist. Metalhead. Guitarist/Bassist.
18+
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social I'm not him
autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social red diaper baby
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-heart-that-works-rob-delaney/3f4398e419f2db84
chopped unc on rye @jaspermode.bsky.social backup account for h00vyb@by
HOW MANY CIGARETTES?????????? @howmanycigarettes.com Counting cigarettes smoked in movies w screenshots for verification. Screenshots hourly from 10:20AM-7:20AM CST. No cigars, no vapes, no gods, no masters. No movie requests & no submissions ATM, but if you give me $100 I'll do this for any movie you want.
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
they don't think it be like it is but it do
🌇Sam🌃 @sistercity.bsky.social In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
~Synthpop Forever~
Sam
mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍
I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing
https://youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈
📍sillydelphia 🏴
posted via prison nokia
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org The Far Side, near at hand
Account by @cowtools.org
FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
white disabled transgender leftist / 29 / shitposter, artist, and gardener / formerly she was speaking / wear a damn mask
she / they / it
upscrolled: @fkftsh
mastodon: @fkftsh@fkft.sh
The General Storeman @partimeterrorist.bsky.social Can't do DMS
Never had sex
Acoustichead @acoustichead.cryptoanarchy.network Just a new guy looking for his friends.
Jake Bagadonuts @jakebagadonuts.bsky.social You can catch me floating through your block
Bitch I got a nice decorum
Baltimore, represent.
Autochthonia @autochthonia.bsky.social 
#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com يقتل القتيل ويمشي في جنازته
https://buymeacoffee.com/emissaryofnight
No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social 
FlewTooCloseToTheSun @flewtooclose.bsky.social Software dev | Commie | 40k-Enjoyer | Bi | 🇨🇱🇳🇴 | 27 | Free 🇵🇸
He/him
mr. cannoli @boner.ink eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
support: https://ko-fi.com/mrcannoli
cashapp: $mrcannoli
No War But Class War @eugenevdebs.bsky.social #FreePalestine. Communist, healthcare worker, for a just collapse. He/him ABQ, NM, USA
Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue In the middle of a big tornado
On the tip of everyone's tongue
In the belly of a giant whale
All the girls just wanna have fun
Sam He/Him
Former Chef / Greengrocer / Keyboards / Synthesizers / Industrial / EBM / Synthpop Forever
Crispbap @crispbap.bsky.social I'm the guy from the 'being alive is a fucking nightmare' video, AMA
Tubular Yakubian @idontknowmanmaybe.bsky.social Devout agnostic. Jack of some trades. Enjoyer of foods. Self employed.
Posts are wholly my own and not a reflection of my employer.
Teddy 🇭🇹 @teddylj.bsky.social BSN. CCRN, CMC.
Bad nurse, worse poster
NJ to MN
Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
Hans MLman @hansmlman.bsky.social Jaguars|Yankees. ML ☭. He/Him. Behind the scenes work at www.Unity-Struggle-Unity.org
wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet.bsky.social a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social he/him, musician, socialist, proud father, happily married to @eathotchip.bsky.social
i like some sports teams but naming them in bio is cringe
i'd rather be eating lemon pepper wings or watching a weird old film
reba mcentire is Getting Away With It
Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social Proctologist. Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.
Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social Artist formerly known as ManuclearBomb || wallowing in my own crapulence || he/they || Chicago, Greatest City in da World || @notacast.bsky.social
? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social Stop following me
(alt account for someone I can’t say who)
Reading list: https://aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Beginner-Reading-List-and-other-things-1dafadbcba7546418d8b20cee6512131
Gary the Cat @greatgramsofgary.bsky.social The cat, the myth, the legend: Gary
Also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greatgramsofgary
Ken M @horseysurprise.bsky.social professional dirtpig
dj tommy pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social be the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van
i'm just jking
https://mastodon.social/@djtommypizza
Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social Working deep in the bowels of show business
New Jersey booster
Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social Skeeting a random frame from Rocko's Modern Life every hour
Est. 2019 on the Other Site and maintained by @mitenkov.com
Source code available: https://tangled.org/rockoscreens.bsky.social/bluesky-screencap-bot
Van Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network He/Him, 40, cishet white guy, anarchist at heart, communist in practice, trans rights are human rights, bigots of all kinds can eat my ass. Mostly post about games, film, wrestling, & politics.
Mastodon: @Electrichead@jorts.horse
Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.
Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social A god damned delight and don’t you forget it. Libs: proceed with caution.
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
The NBA Adult Man @samsheehan.bsky.social I’m the NBA Adult Man, affirmative affirmative
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Site: www.geraldinepiche.com
Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/deeny
ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
AI IS NOT ART
Spicy alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
💙Impeach Biden💙
she™/her™
My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social The best poster in the entire east-central and northeastern parts of Iowa
If you hear me honkin, that such a silly goose
Formerly MLRDMAN22 on America Online
Good Faith GOP Strategist @goodfaithgop.bsky.social Just a man still trying to save his country - GOP Campaign Vet - Proud Conservative - Bipartisan Solutions - Go Cubbies
#CountryFirst #Civility #GOP
#Solutions
Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social All other storms bow before El Niño
springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip). this town is a part of us all. a part of us all. a part of us all!
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
FeloniousBunk @feloniousbunk.bsky.social spit spit spit Nerwin Makleship
knicks, mets, nycfc, st. johns, liberty
Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social Master Sommelier at Cheesecake Factory
Seanbaby @seanbaby.bsky.social Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
Subscribe To You Know Ball @trillbrodude.bsky.social The Slop Guy from YKB
https://linktr.ee/youknowball
🧟Zombuddy🧟♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death.
He/him
PFP by @dsoart.com
Donald Audette Jubilee @officialjplosman.bsky.social Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
Kevin H Bell @kevinhbell.bsky.social FOIA Lawyer at Free Information Group, PLLC
Kevin {at} freeinformationgroup.com
Signal: KevinHBell.552
Ask me about suing the government!
Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey @seemoreevil.bsky.social “Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Footy Scran @footyscran.bsky.social The original and only Footy Scran. Posting scran at the football. Send your photos to footyscran.contact@gmail.com until BlueSky allows photos in DM’s! 📸