Roses are red Vice is inherent
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Mike Dill · Feb 17
I don't eat enough of them for that, I'm merely semi translucent from time to time.
Gwen C. Katz · Feb 16
The vice/mice internal rhyme is what elevates this to art
@kevinbicknell.bsky.social · Feb 15
You do know Doritos are the preferred chip of potheads right? You've just endangered more mice.
The Sevateem 🏳️⚧️ · Feb 17
Unfortunately applying this to the president hasn’t led to any transparency.
The Sevateem 🏳️⚧️ · Feb 17
John Cena trained on this stuff.
The Sevateem 🏳️⚧️ · Feb 17
Cool! Maybe I should eat more of it.
@heartsaflutter.bsky.social · Feb 17
How much did they give them? Why are they still using animals?
Rodger Dodger 🏴☠️(aka: ⚠Invalid Handle) · Feb 15
*ed norton (honeymooners) voice* Hey, ralphy boy. You just made my big butt disappear!
Belajori · Feb 17
And! When the end of the world comes, they make great fire fodder! Trust me! I've had to use them to get a light from the gas stove for a cig...better than burning my face off, spaghetti noodles work great too!
Cubicular Daydream, Winston Red Bull · Feb 17
That's why I can't see them!
OG Unmitigated Gaul · Feb 15
We e invented an invisibility cloak for mice from durites dust.
@hugh61.bsky.social · Feb 17
Points!
Wrestler X · Feb 15
Me looking for my mice after eating some Flaming Hots: what the fuck
Tony Borroz · Feb 16
brad (armor-piercing incendiary tracer variant) · Feb 15
eating doritos until I’m invisible (I’m a mouse)
J.Jareth · Feb 15
My mom's gonna be pissed
John West'le · Feb 17
Can hardy see the little guy
Executive Malfunction, card carrying Antifa™️🐸🥖 · Feb 15
I’ve seen many pithy and mordant roses/violets rhymes today, but this wins the roses are red award.
Ken Yee · Feb 15
I had to check if this is real! nanolabs.stanford.edu/sites/g/file...
JAB the Tab · Feb 17
send doritos to the rats of the administration, maybe they'll finally become transparent
BTak · Feb 17
😂😂
The wrong people have power · Feb 15
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Babadookakis · Feb 15
JT Inda Haus · Feb 17
Dis a good one
The Incredible Devan-nator · Feb 17
“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “I think so, Brain, but why are kids so obsessed with the numbers six and seven? I thought six was afraid of seven! Narf!”
Cis PeeBee🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈BLM🍉 · Feb 17
11/10
Nik Love-Gittins · Feb 17
So the Doritos factory may be overrun with rodents and no one would ever know ??
Nunes' Lemon Tree · Feb 17
"Doc, my dick disappeared" "Rinse the Doritos dust off and wash your hands more"
@mar51.bsky.social · Feb 17
OHhhhhhhh