Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · Feb 15

Roses are red Vice is inherent

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Mike Dill · Feb 17

I don't eat enough of them for that, I'm merely semi translucent from time to time.

Gwen C. Katz · Feb 16

The vice/mice internal rhyme is what elevates this to art

@kevinbicknell.bsky.social · Feb 15

You do know Doritos are the preferred chip of potheads right? You've just endangered more mice.

The Sevateem 🏳️‍⚧️ · Feb 17

Unfortunately applying this to the president hasn’t led to any transparency.

The Sevateem 🏳️‍⚧️ · Feb 17

John Cena trained on this stuff.

The Sevateem 🏳️‍⚧️ · Feb 17

Cool! Maybe I should eat more of it.

@heartsaflutter.bsky.social · Feb 17

How much did they give them? Why are they still using animals?

Rodger Dodger 🏴‍☠️(aka: ⚠Invalid Handle) · Feb 15

*ed norton (honeymooners) voice* Hey, ralphy boy. You just made my big butt disappear!

Belajori · Feb 17

And! When the end of the world comes, they make great fire fodder! Trust me! I've had to use them to get a light from the gas stove for a cig...better than burning my face off, spaghetti noodles work great too!

Cubicular Daydream, Winston Red Bull · Feb 17

That's why I can't see them!

OG Unmitigated Gaul · Feb 15

We e invented an invisibility cloak for mice from durites dust.

@hugh61.bsky.social · Feb 17

Points!

Wrestler X · Feb 15

Me looking for my mice after eating some Flaming Hots: what the fuck

Tony Borroz · Feb 16

brad (armor-piercing incendiary tracer variant) · Feb 15

eating doritos until I’m invisible (I’m a mouse)

J.Jareth · Feb 15

My mom's gonna be pissed

John West'le · Feb 17

Can hardy see the little guy

Executive Malfunction, card carrying Antifa™️🐸🥖 · Feb 15

I’ve seen many pithy and mordant roses/violets rhymes today, but this wins the roses are red award.

Ken Yee · Feb 15

I had to check if this is real! nanolabs.stanford.edu/sites/g/file...

JAB the Tab · Feb 17

send doritos to the rats of the administration, maybe they'll finally become transparent

BTak · Feb 17

😂😂

The wrong people have power · Feb 15

Thank you, brother. Thank you.

Babadookakis · Feb 15

JT Inda Haus · Feb 17

Dis a good one

The Incredible Devan-nator · Feb 17

“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “I think so, Brain, but why are kids so obsessed with the numbers six and seven? I thought six was afraid of seven! Narf!”

Nik Love-Gittins · Feb 17

So the Doritos factory may be overrun with rodents and no one would ever know ??

Nunes' Lemon Tree · Feb 17

"Doc, my dick disappeared" "Rinse the Doritos dust off and wash your hands more"

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@mar51.bsky.social · Feb 17

OHhhhhhhh