Me to the greyhound race steward: I wish to enter my schnauzer in the race. She is fast. She is brave. I think she will do well. Steward: We only race greyhounds. Me: Ah, but is there any rule that says it HAS to be a greyhound? Steward: Yes. Under 'definitions' of the rulebook. Me: Rats.

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