Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · May 16 Don't point that thing at me unless you mean to play it.
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And I know you can do it! I remember the Rock Bottom Remainders.
That’s gotta be the best picture of you! 💙
Well, you are the King!
I love this!
This Machine Kills Fascists
"This machine kills fascists"
That’s a badass photo! I love it!
@robprocks.com , I think we found another type of musician with guitar photo
Does that machine kill fascists?
The man in black and white!
30 Years ago I went to a strip club and got a dance from a girl, during said dance she bends over in front of me with her butt in my face. I said "don't point that thing at me, how would you like it if I put my butt in your face?"...she laughed. We are still friends to this day.
Play Freebird! 😆
İts Great
👏👏👏❤️
A powerful, mystical and mysterious means to defeat the beasties and ghoulies and baddies.
Freebird!
😂
Okay.
Gorgeous. What kind of guitar is that?
I’ll take a campfire and an acoustic for a good time anytime! I’ll bring marshmallows.
Careful with that axe, Eugene
Yo Dr. Sleep, youtu.be/2YNKbHWlXNQ He's a man of means, by no means youtu.be/I1e-y-fdV3o King of the jungle youtu.be/0pV_Q_eyfnQ Dig that photo - stay awesome!
King, of the road
Does that guitar kill fascists? 😊
Take em out!
You’re an old dork and also I like it and it made me happy, take that as you will
Love the stache, Talespinner! Long days and pleasant nights.
I wish my step-dad had met you, he was a lifelong fan. And he played some halfway decent guitar.
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The King!
"sunndowwwwn, you better take carre"
Gonny gies 10 guitars.
Hit me
Desperado 3 ?
*drops wallet*
En garde?
The moustache.....
Oh great, another Elvis impersonator.
Cool photo! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEI...
Now that's how it's done!
I don’t know what book it was but I’ll never forget reading something you wrote that in essence was “a guitar string prefers being tightened to being loosened. And that lesson has stuck with me and helped me in many contexts in my life. So, thanks!
NO KINGS!! *except this one.
A toy for a very big boy 😂 #Nolifewithoutmusic
Okay. But when you pick up your guitar, what's the song you're going to play every time?
Try this! (ESC)
Dirty Stephen: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he pluck six strings or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
You're the coolest!
GOAT
Super picture : )
Took a minute,but I found the pun: tell Elton, the words are actually 🎶Saturday night's alright for Writing 🎶 Not Fighting. Ok, I'll see myself out now. 🫣🤩
But I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back
Hi Stephen, I hope all well in your eco system. Did you like Rod Serling's 'Night gallery'? And if so, would you recommend a few episodes, please? Thank you.
Is it loaded?
Milan breakfast spot
You're a cowboy. On a steel horse you ride.
Baby, can you dig your man…
Album coming out?!
The Rock Bottom Remainders 4 lyfe
Chekhov's Guitar.
Ste (Fckng) King!
Anyways, here's Wonderwall
Rock on, sir, rock on!
We need common sense guitar control.
Bring back the Rock Bottom Remainders!
👏👏👏 Listen to the king 🥳
Study Dammit
“Which chord is that, Grampa?” “E. All this shit starts with E.”
Those things have been known to kill fascists.
Oooh, does this mean the Rock Bottom Remainders is going on the road?
I remember Mr. King from the studio in Wilmingham, NC. He had beer:30 late in the day.
Lookin good, sir.
Get a gun, shoot fascists.
I remember how righteously angry you were at Susan Collins-I hate her for so many reasons. But I've been dying to know what you think about Platner. He's this country's future-I'm retired but this man is speaking the English I've been waiting my entire life to hear. Maybe you feel differently?
Axeman. Appropriate.
Great photo.
*checks fly *
"I've got six strings, but I only need one."
Actually thought this was Tom Waits for a sec
Love this! New man in black.
The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Stevie's feet. Stevie said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."
❤️
Do you take requests?
Please don't shoot me. I am a wonderful human being, and I respect everyone.
Glorious mustache !
Can you play Tom Petty? youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?...
this machine kills fascists
Would love to see a video of you jamming!
Oh, that's the way, Uh-huh, uh-huh I like it, Uh-huh, uh-huh
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Careful, it's loaded.
Okay commie.
Just now ran into this 😅😂🤣🥰:
that machine kills fascism.
That's what she said...
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses... Hit it.
! :)
Upcoming gigs?
Making my first trip to Maine in October. What are “must see” sights? We will be in Maine in an RV for 2 weeks 👍
Ok: «That’s all right now papa! »😉
What are you learning to play now?
Reminds me of this album cover from Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
Keep on rocking, sai King 🖖🏼
Awesome photo. 😁
I dunno, Stephen King, my playing that could be considered a hate crime to music and ears, but I’ll give it a whirl as long as no one takes a swing at me with.
Live long and prosper Mr. King.
Damn for a second I thought that was Tom Waits. Intended as a compliment to you both.
I watched #TheLongWalk last night. Somehow it wasn't as powerful as the book. Still loved it, though 😍
better than Study Dammit!
Is this the frequently foreshadowed rockabilly era of King?
Reminds me of one of those “dangerous gentlemen” we hear about from time to time. youtu.be/TO-Y9fyY90A
Hey, that things kills fascist!
Should look into custom decal's like Woody's.
Time for you to move away from Graham Platner. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
I'm safe. It only kills fascists
you always thought writing was fun and i admire you for that
🔥🔥🔥
When will Randal Return?
It’s loaded, too, isn’t it?!
But you walk these streets, a loaded six-string on your back You play for keeps 'cause you might not make it back
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