Rik M · Jun 13

I rank this up with the marketing on the Sainsbury's OJ carton I was throwing out this morning, screaming "the secret of our fruity taste!" ... It's the fruit, isn't it?

Colin Elves · Jun 13

Ugh, hate it when I have to drink impure juice. Almost as bad as when they run out of everything except squash made with unnatural sugars. I’m all for cultural sensitivity, but I think the modern trend of offering infernal drinks for satanists is taking it too far.

Uncharismatic Megafauna · Jun 13

Asda's cheapest orange juice does this. It's a bit sweeter but fine.

Herre Mörker · Jun 13

Current Juice Blend (or possibly Currant Juice Blend) is gonna be the name of my anarcho-feminist punk sludge band.