The Needling @theneedling.com · Jun 11

Seattleites Frantically Search for Plausible Excuse to Cancel Plans with World Cup: tinyurl.com/4kp864xd

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Orrery Golden, Professional Storyteller · Jun 12

"FIFA can't pinkwash their legacy with a few rainbow footballs" usually works for me.

Nick · Jun 12

Boycotting FIFA is the woke thing to do. Besides, still recovering from Super Bowl hysteria.

Nick Milanovich · Jun 13

Seattleites attempting to SEATTLE FREEZE the World Cup.

@aviationandfood.bsky.social · Jun 12

The lack of tattoos on the stock photo models ruined the suspension of disbelief. ;-)

Stop Cop Cities 🇵🇸 · Jun 12

Since when do Seattlietes need a plausible reason to flake on something?

em³elee.strange · Jun 11

Stomach stuff usually works and normally there are no follow up questions because you don't really want to know exactly what that means.