The Onion @theonion.com · 2d Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls https://theonion.com/study-finds-there-arent-enough-occasions-where-you-get-to-eat-rolls/
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Finally! Someone said it! Lol
That's a cob, mate.
LOL!
I think your study just proved there are unimaginative people out there.
“When I told you not to fill up on bread, I hadn’t considered your economic status.” ~paraphrased from Sheldon
I'll never forget the day I found out you could just walk into a store and buy a package of rolls and go home and eat them whenever I wanted... Changed my fricking life.
Sounds like "Big Mama" had something to do with those numbers.
This is true. But there's an easy solution: make your own occasions people!! For example: Third Monday of the month? Hot buttered roll appreciation day.
Rolls are biscuits for basic bitches
So true
Texas Roadhouse got your back, baby.
Truth
Agreed.
This goes hand-in-hand with my "lack of tolls" theory.
preach 🙌
I want some rolls in my mouth
This survey did not include Germany. 🇩🇪
True. Good research.
COWARDS I WILL EAT THEM WITH EVERY MEAL
There’s just Thanksgiving and Flag Day.
I know that's right! Let's work on biscuit occasions, too!
Skill issue
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I’ve been told it’s nigh impossible to get a genuine fresh Kaiser roll outside of NY metro area Fresh Kaiser roll is soft on inside, crackly on outside, has poppy seeds and DOES NOT GO IN A PLASTIC BAG People have told me that when they order a BEC outside of NY, it’s never given on a Kaiser roll
man, you just gotta roll it out
Danes: *Invent holiday *Eat wheat rolls on eve of holiday *Abolish holiday *Continue eating wheat rolls en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Store_b...
Sounds like a nerd problem. Get out of the lab and get to a golden corral, poindexter.
In the olden days, you'd go to a nice restaurant and before you ordered drinks they'd place a nice basket of warm dinner rolls on the table. My siblings and I could hardly wait to attack that basket like we hadn't eaten for a week!
can some translate this to european?
Tragic news, just heartbreaking. Sending my deepest condolences to all who've been so adversely affected.
Why can't I get a buttered roll at any southern 7-11?
Facts.
That’s not a roll! It’s a crusty cob!
Why do biscuits get all the gravy?
I dispute these findings
I read that too fast as "egg rolls"...
rolls >> just plain bread
Sending tots and pears. 🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐
