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Matthew King @matthewkingart.bsky.social Artist & Author of Don't get Blood in my House books2read.com/matthewking
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Lee Matthew Goldberg @leematthewgoldberg.bsky.social Author of 16 📚 including ANCESTOR, MENTOR and the GREAT GIMMELMANS.
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Jeff Oliver @jeffo82.bsky.social Writer
Jason Croot @jasoncroot.bsky.social Bradfordian, actor and author of the Bradford Back in the Day Memories Series: Bradford, Eh? & Bradford, Ye What? and the nostalgic football book Bradford or Leeds, Eh?
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Scott Pack @meandmybigmouth.bsky.social New book coming next year. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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KT Clark @ktclark2025.bsky.social 🏳️🌈♂️✍🏽📖
Hey! 👋 I’m an artist and author of Boys Like Us, a collection of queer short stories. I’m here to connect, create, and share stories that resonate. Let’s talk art, words, and life. Looking to make genuine connections with people.
Chance Durant @chancedurant.bsky.social Author, Game Designer, TTRPG player, Nerd, Father, Husband, Christian, lover of all things Shenanigan, Co-Creator of Carbyne Jungle & LokDown TTRPGs, Author of Sci-Fi Novel Construct, Believer in Nazi Punching, Guillotined my Twitter account for blue skies
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Nick Alexander @nick-alexander.bsky.social Author of In This Life We Sing, A Little Bit of Sunshine, The Imperfection of Us, From Something Old, The Other Son and many many more...
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Katherine Perrault Sogolow, PhD @soaglow.bsky.social I am a writer, poet, playwright, musician, activist for PEACE and the repair of our common homeland, planet Earth!
M. O'Hara @itsmohara.bsky.social She/They | LGBTQ+ | Neurodivergent | Fantasy author who likes to write and then procrastinate about writing ✊🏿🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Mystery Tomes @mysterytomes.bsky.social I cannot live without brain-work. What else is there to live for?
#Mystery #CrimeFiction #Thriller
Twitter: Mystery_Tomes
Jan Dering @jandering.bsky.social No-one. Teacher/Part-time, Passionate #Writer of #Romance/KidLit. Romance Editor. BETA READER. WIFE, Mum, good egg and old bean. Lover of Cats & Dogs. I'm only very slightly bonkers. Views are personal. DM's go unanswered. Just don't even try.
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Emma Jay @emmajac.bsky.social First book out. The journey begins.
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@combatradio.bsky.social @combatradio.bsky.social Survived Warner Bros Studios/Now Exec Director of Combat Radio/Brigade-Radio-One based at NBC/Universal Studios. MMA practitioner. Terrorist attack survivor. Monk. https://linktr.ee/ethandettenmaier
Devin-Salesman (Ian Campbell - Author) @devin-saleman.bsky.social Writer of humour and satire
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OnTheLamb @onthelamb.bsky.social Emmy award winning Musician, author, creator and pet lover. I write books about truth, hope, respect and compassion. The Glimmers. Eli the Snazzleraffer. Band of Innocence.
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Elle S @ellespells.bsky.social Lifelong Poet. Author-in-Becoming. Community Lover. Creative Instigator. Plant Slut. Constantly unfolding. Probably should be writing. She/her.
Anna Howard @earthandsand.bsky.social Artist and crafter, Glasgow 🏴, inspired by nature and folklore. I sell my work from Etsy and Folksy. I REDUCE, RE-USE AND RECYCLE. #vegan #artist #MHHSBD (love history, art, photography, veganism, nature) No DM's No AI
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Deb Kuhn @debkuhn.bsky.social Freelance Writer/Editor, Horror Lover and Scary Southern Belle, Geeky Fangirl, Orthodox Pagan, Spitfire Redhead, Chocoholic, Part-Time ‘Daphne’ Impersonator… 
Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social Author: Children of Time, Shadows of the Apt, Final Architecture, City of Last Chances and others. adriantchaikovsky.com
bkat ☯️ @bkat24.bsky.social Starving artist🎨
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Laurie @lauriesart.bsky.social Artist, Retired Registered Nurse, Level 2 Reiki Practitioner
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Sally Hogan @authorsally.bsky.social Writer, reader, animal lover, (used to love politics🥲)
DL Carroll @lancecarroll.bsky.social Dad, husband, wannabe writer working on my first novel which is a new adult, dystopian, post-apocalyptic thriller about what it truly means to be human.
Lorrie Ness she/her @lness.bsky.social Writer, reader, avid hiker, animal lover & unrepentant cottage cheese enthusiast.
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SUMLEE4ME @ubuibme2.bsky.social Author RabbitEarsToCable lets get real about autism. Welcome to my page, straight jackets on the left, meds on the right, keep your hands off my crayons.
I do not answer Dm's unless you knock on my door & ask first.
@pink-freud.bsky.social @pink-freud.bsky.social Retired writer, journalist, photographer, poet, humorist, songwriter, musician. Love Pink Floyd & to psychoanalyze EVERYTHING! 🤪 Anti-Trump/Maga. My TT is PinkFreud#2. Never been indicted or impeached. DM’s are ok from intelligent people with compliments.
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Katey Grant @kgrantwrites.bsky.social (she/her) I write romcoms about women with good intentions and noble ideas, who inevitably screw up before saving the day and getting the guy.
REP: Kiya Evans at Paper Literary
Reading and writing in Vancouver 🇨🇦
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John A. Hopkins @jahauthor.bsky.social Love sports, travel, photography, and writing.
Latest book is the alt-history novel, Funny Money, published by Sea Lion Press following a British agent in an alt Cold War.
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ANorthNoir | A.M. Potter @anorthnoir.bsky.social Author (Stark House Press | Black Opal Books) | Reviewer | Traveller
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Mindy T @cloverseed.bsky.social Illustrator for two coloring books, two webcomics, and two children's books | sometimes I write
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Megan Frampton 🤷🏻♀️ @meganf.bsky.social Romance author. She/her. Proud Brooklynite. Oxford comma forever. Fujoshi. Danmei reader. Shawol/EXO-L/Stay/Atiny/WayZenNi/NCTzen #NoAI #Romancelandia #CodifyRoe #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights #AbolishICE
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Author Salem T. Lynn (Donkey Ōte) @author-salem.bsky.social Your favorite author's favorite author.
Also known as Donkey Ōte
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Endlings and Beginnings (The Bloodline Books #1) coming October 25th, 2025!
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Alastair Millar @skriptorium.info Translator, flash sf writer (BSFA); 🇨🇿/🇬🇧
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Laura Cooney *Motherbunnet* on sale @lozzawriting.bsky.social Writer, Edinburgh.
Editor: @frazzledlitmag
BOTN nominated 2024. On all socials same name.
Writing for children: @lozzakidwriting
Website: https://lauracooneywriting.wixsite.com/website
Editing: www.kofi.com/lozzawriting
@mandascott.bsky.social @mandascott.bsky.social Novelist: ANY HUMAN POWER Mytho-political thriller. Boudica: Dreaming, A Treachery of Spies, winner: McIlvanney, shortlisted: Orange, Edgar, Saltire
#Thrutopian narratives: toward a future we'd be proud to leave behind
Podcaster @AccidentalGods
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DeRicki Johnson @derickijohnson.bsky.social Wanderer, writer, reader
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Marie O’Regan @marieoregan.bsky.social Writer, editor of anthologies, managing editor of Absinthe Books, PS Publishing’s novella imprint. Married to @paulkane.bsky.social Fuelled by tea.
Represented by @megdavis.bsky.social of https://ki-agency.co.uk/
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Kit de Waal @kitdewaal.com Optimist, writer, swearer. common person. Co-founder Big Book Weekend with @MollyFlatt. Proud Primadonna. Professor, University of Leicester. FRSL. Photo by Paul Chambers. No DMs please. To email use contact@kitdewaal.com
Fiona Mossman @fionamossman.bsky.social she/her
📖 Writer | Librarian
📍 Edinburgh | Burntisland | Cairngorms
Gleefully geeky. Writes SFF/literary speculative short stories, among other word-things. 💗💜💙
AI is not welcome here
Find me at https://www.fionamossman.com
Jess Gulliver @jessgulliver.bsky.social Occasional publicist; accidental poet; proper doodler.
London/Newcastle.
Íde “of March” Hennessy @ideofmarch.bsky.social 📝Sci-fi/Horror Author. 🔮Opossummoner. 🎹Lyricist, Keys & Vocals in Control Voltage, as Vibra Steel. 💊Chronically illin’ in Humboldt County.🌲 🐈⬛Cat worshipper. 🚫Anti-genocide. 🚫Anti-AI. She/They.
@Thadd1950.bsky.social @thadd1950.bsky.social @thadd1950.bsky.social
Thadd Evans- BA in Art & Liberal Studies, MA in Art
artist/sci fi author.
39 sci-fi books, ones I wrote, are on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Thadd-Evans/e/B00S3AA1SA
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/Thadd%20Evans--#authorsky #scifi
Paul Kane @paulkane.bsky.social Award-winning, #1 bestselling author/editor of over 170 books, inc the sellout Hooded Man, Lunar, Sherlock Holmes and the Servants of Hell, Cursed and Her Last Secret, Her Husband’s Grave and The Family Lie as PL Kane.
http://www.shadow-writer.co.uk
Awais Khan @awaiskhan.bsky.social Award-winning author of 4 novels. Published by Simon & Schuster, Orenda Books and Hera Books | TED Speaker | Founder of The Writing Institute | Represented by Annette Crossland.
Jon Wesley Huff @jonwesleyhuff.bsky.social Writer. Novels. Scripts. Comics. 🏳️🌈.
Latest Book: The Master of Shearhaven
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Liam Quane 🏳️🌈 📖 @specificityarchives.com Filmmaker
Author | SPSFC Quarter-finalist
Comic writer
Sloth on the run
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Lark LaTroy @larklatroy.bsky.social NO DMs
Writer, creator of the NeoDruids series, photographer, atheist, apistevist, US Coast Guard Veteran, rescuer of dogs, lover of music, husband to Sweetie, Twitter refugee. If you wouldn't say it or show it to your grandmother, don't post it.
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Ryan Lawrence - Author @ryanlawrenceauthor.bsky.social Storyteller 📖 Canadian Husband 👬L(G)BTQ 🏳️🌈 Winner of a literary award no one cares about—but huzzah!! Check out my website www.ryanlawrenceauthor.ca for book reviews, author interviews & more.
Elizabeth S Devecchi @esdevecchiauthor.bsky.social Writer and voracious reader. Collector of degrees (American and Italian). Author of A Whisper in the Dark, where the creature using our rage and fear against us to feed on the human race is only fiction.
JC Morgan @jcmorganauthor.bsky.social Retired carpenter who wrote a few novels - jcmorganauthor.com
USAF vet from the 60s; kindness counts; luv music, movies, well told stories & people.🌍🩵☮️☯️♏🚫hate.
Becca Mascull @beccamascull.bsky.social Bestselling author of 3 names:
#RebeccaMascull & #MollieWalton historical fiction & #HarperFord romcoms.
Currently writing novel number 18.
Also award-winning teacher. 😍📖💖
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Mary @gregregr.bsky.social 
Hazel Prior @hazelprior.bsky.social Writer and wildlife fan. Away With The Penguins was my #1 bestseller so I wrote 2 more in the series. Also novels involving harps and otters. Apparently my books are 'quirky' and 'life-affirming.'
Sue Moorcroft Author @suemoorcroftauthor.bsky.social #1 bestselling, award-winning author represented by Juliet Pickering of Blake Friedmann, published by Quercus Books, Avon Books UK and Choc Lit UK. Past president of the Romantic Novelists' Association.
Michael Mitchell @michaelmitchell.bsky.social I'm running for City Council in Ward 14 Toronto-Danforth. https://toronto-danforth.ca
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Lisa Timoney/Kate Storey/Naomi Williams @lisatimoneywrites.bsky.social Author with 3 names. #books Agent, Laura Williams (Greene & Heaton)
Lisa Timoney - Family Dramas
Kate Storey - Book Club Fiction
Naomi Williams -Psych Thrillers
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Rowan Coleman @rowancoleman.bsky.social Sunday Times and NYT best selling novelist and screenwriter. FROM UNTIL FOREVER (UK) coming 3/7/25 Also Stella Hayward THE GOOD BOY coming 8/7/25 (US) Loves Brontes. Loves Horror. Loves dogs. #ADHD #Dyslexic she/her. Supports 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️rights. Fan of equality.
Euan Taylor Author @euantaylorauthor.bsky.social The Hard Times: Prison Diaries: A book about crime, punishment, rehabilitation, greed, and putting a newspaper to bed before the editorial team gets locked up: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hard-Times-Prison-Diaries-ebook/dp/B0DPVH8HFF/