Sen. Lemon Gogurt

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dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them https://linktr.ee/ugarles i will do your podcast http://nohomework.website with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron remember the law pods? those were fun.

Young men, I assumed, must be humiliated by this state of affairs, their masculinity in tatters. But for the most part, they seem comfortable with being pampered and paid for — maybe a little too comfortable. On TikTok, they call their girlfriends “mommies” and refer to themselves as “sugar babies.” “My girl makes more than me, and it’s awesome,” one guy told me.
At first, McKayla didn’t care that her boyfriend worked for Instacart. He had just finished college, after all, and she was in her senior year, busy writing papers and trying to figure out her adult life. But once McKayla landed a full-time job as a reporter at a local newspaper, just a few months after graduating, she started to see things differently. She moved into her own studio apartment and still found the time to freelance for extra cash. Meanwhile, he was living at home with his parents and in no rush to put his economics and history degree to use. “I would send him links to jobs every couple of weeks and he wouldn’t open them,” she said. “He just wasn’t motivated to find anything.” SHE PICKED UP THE BILL when they went out to dinner AND BOUGHT THEM TICKETS TO SEE Chris Rock and BILL MAHER (the latter, she says, was HER BOYFRIEND'S CHOICE). Sometimes she’d help him deliver other people’s groceries during their date nights.
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Charles Star Most forgetful with a picture of me looking VERY early 1980s. skinny white kid with floppy hair.
an heirloom tomato that is simply perfect. hazy green on top phasing to a blush pink.
HEADLINE: Taylor Farms pulls iceberg lettuce linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak (CBS News) IMAGE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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two buttons meme: 1. Reach 50K and stop obsessing about it 2. Block bot followers Guy with flopsweat who can't decide
guest pass for Charles Starace VISITOR
Event flyer: ARTMAGEDDON 8 IS COMING TO PLG Armageddon is an art, music and literature festival that happens on lawns, backyards, driveways, sidewalks and open streets! The goal of Artmageddon is to make Brooklyn the most inspiring place in the world2 to live and work by bringing people together through shared acts of imagination, expression and joyful participation. This year, Artmageddon is expanding to PLG and Prospect Park South! We're seeking artists and musicians who want to showcase their work and homeowners and businesses willing to share their spaces and host. SAVE THE DATE: September 27, 2026 Learn more and get involved! beautifybrooklyn.org there's a QR code in the bottom right of the flyer.
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as mentioned, naengmyeon. is a cold kimchi radish water... noodle soup? stew? with brisket, cucumbers, sesame seeds and hard boiled egg
daikon kimchi, cabbage kimchi, shredded potato (sesame oil?) and marinated watercress
$4,000,000 BONUS MONEY scratch-off. It's a $10 game with 1 in 3.47M odds for any prize.
O P I N I O N Chief Justice Suttell, for the Court. A seemingly routine, straightforward, nominal divorce on the grounds that the parties had lived separate and apart for a period of at least three years became contentious when the plaintiff, Ana Varela, cashed a winning $4 million lottery ticket on November 4, 2020.1 The defendant, Daniel M. Monteiro, appeals from the Family Court’s denial of his motion to vacate the final judgment of divorce. The defendant moved to vacate the judgment based on his belief that the plaintiff had bought the winning lottery ticket prior to entry of the final judgment on October 8, 2020. This case came before the Supreme Court pursuant to an order directing the parties to appear and show cause why the issues raised in this appeal should not be summarily decided.
From elsewhere in the book: Literature, particularly early literature, is full of references to the sexual behavior of apes and their desire to have sexual contact with human females. But any woman who believes this would be a thrill would undoubtedly be disappointed by the penises of these animals. A woman ravished by an ape would scarcely feel a thing.
@hamnox RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods.
stock photo of two mushrooms that share a stem
"Although most human copulation tends to be a face-to-face matter it is not inevitably so. There is a good deal of experimentation, including Coyle from the rear. There has been over the evolutionary period a considerable movement of the vaginal passage of the human female, which has swung it into a more forward position. Nevertheless in many human females it is still far enough back for penetration to take place from the rear. Man has been very inventive in developing positions for sexual intercourse, and again it is usually a more educated and intelligent type of person who is interested in this kind of invention. It is most often the simpler and less educated person ot the one who is too busy who sticks to the biologically developed face-to-face form of sexual intercourse." from The Ape People by Geoffrey Bourne
garnacho has a clavicle tat that says Blessed by God in Florida script but more importantly, a full back tattoo of the Nicholson (imo) Joker holding a joker card with a negative space WHY SO SERIOUS?
screencap of the assist that shows a defender keeping the shooter onside but he's closer to the passer than the end of the pass
ME: sends my therapist a meme from bsky because we talked about embarrassing typos: Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?" Editor: "Either one is fine." Screenshot of a newspaper headline: Mentoring Day: Students get first hand job experience THERAPIST: Jesus Christ!!! ME: to be fair, the headline as published is historically true ME: though preferably not on mentoring day
tomato plant with a few box tomatoes in various degrees of ripeness
weight history chart showing a drop from ~229 at around Christmas to 209.4 today
Nearly 6,700 members showed up to the May General Meeting—a record number—and if you weren't one of them (or even if you were), our report in the new issue of the Linewaiters' Gazette will catch you up. Check it out at https://linewaitersgazette.com/ . Also in this issue: Liz Welch traces some of the Coop’s herbs and vegetables to a farm in Middletown, N.Y., run by a couple who used to make quiches for us and decided that retirement
Man in a suit pointing a gun at the reader
Doug Henning
photo of sheets of rain outside the Museum of Illusions
video of a rainstorm. backed up sewers have the pressure release system literally spraying a geyser on market street.
a bar full of Mexico fans watching the game on Telemundo. plus @ColinDickey watching the replay and the back of @cadaverformosus's head
Tyler Callihan wearing a Pirates uniform with red letters and stars-and-stripes numbers. There's also a huge stars and stripes number on the front and it sucks ass.
ESPN Headline Sources: Donovan to be lead assistant for Spurs
beetlemoses post has a black rectangle with an alt text link attached where the comic should be
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wint @dril CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it! 6:59 PM · Jan 12, 2023 3.8M Views
But Wong Kim Ark’s treatment of the exceptions as a “closed set” is incorrect, in my view. Considering the four exceptions as a permanently frozen or closed set as of the Fourteenth Amendment’s ratification in 1868—such that there can be no subsequent exceptions recognized based on new developments after 1868—is inconsistent with the Court’s longstanding approach to constitutional interpretation in a variety of areas. To spell that out: The Constitution is an enduring document, and its principles were designed to, and do, apply to modern conditions and developments."
a can of stumptown nitro cold brew from the front seat of my car during alternate side parking
@tonychiado QTs the mayor of Seattle (who is celebrating local event Seafair and the Seafair Pirates) to make a joke about socialists turning the city over to pirates @duxtye replies "Wow that's amazing"
weight progress chart. ~220 end of March (from start at 232) down to 211.2 in early June back to 213.4 last week down to 211.4 today
@dietaryfay.bsky.social, riffing with @ceej.bsky.social about Bluesky Batman COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to reply to my bat signal? BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time add some alt text. @thurmanmunson.bsky.social: come on dude alt text jokes are not chill
Onion political cartoonist Stan Kelly self-portrait
Sisk allowed two runners on in a 4-4 game in the sixth inning. Yohan Ramírez was forced into mop-up duty and allowed two runs on a single from eight-hole hitter Jose Trevino. Isn't mop-up duty the low-leverage innings you give a guy at the back of the pen who comes in after the game is already out of hand?
26 Pape Gueye M (subbed on for Senegal at 57' and has two goals)
Iraq substitutions 15 Ahmed Maknazi 13 Ali Yousif
9 minutes ago: DUDE THESE ARE THE BACKUPS 1 minute ago: Well, these are the backups
swiss goalscorer who has torn off his kit leaving only wearable tech that looks like a sportsbra
A vegan meat substitute called "My Pulled Pork"
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UL Washington, Royals infielder, shown here fielding a grounder with a toothpick in his mouth, which he always had.
[deleted] comment removed by moderator reply by jconley4297: yeah not like he's been important to 2 of the 3 biggest weird twitter lawyer podcasts ever reply by Ryebreaddo: Not named Brace reply by Educational-Fig5676: 2 year old account with no comments and this is the shit you start with??? why are you on this sub? reply by Pipeguy17: This is Adam Friedland erasure. Do better. reply by MurderBryan-ModTeam: Read Rule 4. And take your antisemitism and shove it up your ass.
screenshot of text conversation cropped section of fundraising text that says "- Dan Stop to End" I reply "lolllll stop"
close up of clover an orange and white cat who looks disappointed in you
charli quirk @girlbosswoman on Twitter "Taylor Lorenz showedup unmasked to The Adam Friedland show because she was trying to literally murder Adam Friedman, who is Black, gay and disabled"
part of a weight tracking chart that I hadn't updated in a few weeks. it starts at 218 in late March (from a large period starting at 232 in January) down to 211.2 in early June and now back to 213.6.
a reminder from facebook of the day thata we brought clover home. an orange and white kitten (well, young cat) lying on her back on a wood floor and looking up
Harish after hanging his WKU Big Red flag at https://bsky.app/profile/harishkph.bsky.social/post/3moc53ft3is2z