Marjorie James Keenan

@unenthusiast.com

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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ

TimeQuest (1974) pulp fiction paperback cover study by George Barr Overhead view of two figures, one in short toga and sandals, the other wearing flowing white dress and sandals, on the edge of a deep well radiating floating white skulls. Figure one is attempting to save figure two, who is falling into the pit, but figure one is also being pulled into the pit despite their efforts
Ned holding a sausage egg and cheese bagel half on a strip mall outdoor patio table. The sun rises build huge palm trees next to a shoe store made to look like a Grand Theft Auto cover with an overlay of black panes of different sizes framing the original image and text in GTA-ish font reading: sausage egg cheese
Carlos Alcaraz in a suit with a speech bubble reading "Vamos!"
trump standing in front of the crowd on the cover of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Band album
Trump standing in front of the crowd in the NYE picture from The Overlook Hotel at the end of The Shining
the bouncing badger badgers badgers web animation from the late aughties weebl's stuff video, no mushroom, no snake
Mitch McConnell and Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy in the medical bay on the USS Enterprise
Ellen Ripley holding a flame thrower with Jonesy the cat at her side, animated in a pixelated 8-bit style by @noxkitten
a small ceramic figurine of a very chubby crocodile
Jimothy, a wild raccoon in Seattle Ballard with a rare congenital spinal deformity that gives him a very compressed shape
Seal from the video for his song, "Crazy." He's wearing a long, black leather coat and leather pants, shirtless with a gold medallion on a chain, holding a cinnamon sugar mini donut above a speech balloon ref'ing the post below
cover of JC Melly's album Uh-Huh which is a painting of JC with angels or pixies or cherubs flying around his head and also there are hands growing from both knees
Hallmark Keepsake x-mas ornament for the UD-4L "Cheyenne" Dropship from the movie, Aliens
a yellow Tiger Swallowtail butterfly on a bright purple flower cluster with the Pausa De Hidratiõn graphic overlay from the World Cup
Green bottle of Gold Bond Medicated Powder
black t-shirt reading I HEART MY BI SON with a picture of the Yellowstone tourist that was tossed in the air by the bison
WOULD meme from the 2018 brawl in the Japanese Parliament, but instead of Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama on the mic, it's Layne Staley saying WOULD
Adam Ant dressed as a dandy highwayman I'm not too scared to mention
WOULD meme the 2018 brawl in the Japanese Parliament, but instead of Judicial Affairs Committee Chairman Shinichi Yokoyama on the mic, it's Layne Staley saying WOOD
Mitch McConnell's head on Deadpool with logo reading: rest in piss MITCHPOOL
monochrome tattoo by the artist Tahana of Ripley carrying a flame thrower with Jonesy at her feet and the shadow of a xenomorph alien behind her
a loon with wings spread wearing pants and pink flip-flops
the "Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people" meme but the text reads "Jesus, I see what you’ve done for the POTUS and I want that for me." but it's Graham Platner's stupid face
the sour cream caulk gun they use to make your taco a bellgrande at Taco Bell
Little Yellow Bear by Mayuka Yamamoto Painting of a small child with red hair and large green eyes wearing a golden teddy bear hat
an M&M snack vending machine in The Backrooms
Galley scene from the movie Alien showing Ripley and Brett drinking coffee with the hydration break (PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN) graphic from the World Cup
Shirley Bassey performing Goldfinger Bond theme song with text bubble reading: BADFINGERS!
Ellen Ripley with flamethrower holding Jonesy in his cat carrier, drawn in a simple cartoon style by Jonas Mosesson
bathroom ceiling fan vent where the screws and fan make it appear as if there is a critter behind the grate
Weather graphic showing it’s 64 degrees and cloudy in Olympia WA
JD Vance with poofy Mickey Mouse gloves
close-up of wry smiling spirit that lives in my toothbrush
Angry goose meme asking “whose broad stripes and bright stars?“
Motorhead performing live on The Young Ones but instead of Ace of Spades, Lemmy is yelling "Corn dog Sushi!"
usmnt goal keeper with cartoonishly large gloves
hot dog wrapped in a corn tortilla and dusted with powdered sugar, resembling a cannolli
Pinhead standing between two stone columns with a New York skyline behind him. His hands are cupped holding a box, no not a puzzle box, it's a box of Kelloggs Pop-Tart Frosted Cinnamon Roll Bites that I have renamed CInna Bites. Text in Hellraiser font reads We Have Such Flavors To Show You
bread roll in the shape of a very buff bear with six-pack abs and arms raised flexing his biceps and also wearing a speedo
billboard sign announcing event postponement due to severe weather at the great american state fair with John Candy from Vacation in front of it with his hand up announcing that the park is closed, eagle out front should have told you
tools used to pry open cabin window replaced by the walking hammers from Pink Floyd's The Wall
hand held skyward to block out the sun's light, revealing its halo, with tall fuzzy pines below on the horizon
lil Jon and LMFAO from the Shots video, dancing around the pool in Las Vegas but instead of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS the caption reads BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS and instead of liquor bottles they are holding buckets and also there is a horse
Ripley and Jonesy face off with an alien xenomorph while Parker stands over Kane with a chestburster, all on a papyrus-like background and done in ancient Egyptian style including birds and other hieroglyphic symbols - art by Josh Ln
Adam Samberg from SNL as Jack Johnson holding a guitar and saying, "Cargo shorts!"
Truth Social post from the real Gabe Kaplan that has a picture of the new USA passport featuring a pic of Gabe and another of him and the sweathogs from Welcome Back, Kotter. Post text reads: The USA's New Passport which says, "Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.." Mr. Kotter
Jim Downey from Conan O'Brien's podcast with text reading "The butterfly jumbo shrimp?"
The men without hats imploring everyone to look at your hands
Rossi's face replaced by Neil deGrasse Tyson's, mimicking the "Watch out we got a badass over here" meme but the text reads: WATCH OUT WE GOT A DEADASS OVER HERE"
Scene from Star Wars where old Ben Kenobi says, "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." but the text reads: as if millions of voices cried out, "What's the worst that could happen?" and then were suddenly like, "Oh shit oh fuck oh shit"
Ed Norton watching World Cup alone
the open hands emoji modified so the thumb and index fingers touch forming the Angine de Poitrine triangle
James Hetfield, in black tank top, jeans and signature sweatbands with black explorer-style guitar, on stage from the Damaged Justice tour, but his face is actually the lion from the Wizard of Oz
Mr. Miyagi action figure wearing his khaki work clothes but he has a semi-auto pistol and chopsticks tucked in his waistband
the neil degrassi tyson "Watch out we got a real badass" meme with the toughbook obscuring most of him
Al Hirschfeld's caricature of Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's turned into a sicko looking in the window with a text bubble reading:YES DARLING... HA HA... YES!
screenshot from Yie Ar Kung-Fu (1985) by Konami showing Oolong whoopin' Buchu's ass in front of blue cliffs and a waterfall
"Luke Skywalker" Screen-Used Lightsaber with Severed Hand Effects Rig from the Iconic Cloud City Duel with Darth Vader - a severed hand holding a lightsaber
Ripley sitting beside a sleep chamber capsule looking at a pensive Jonesy who is sitting inside the chamber looking back at her - art by Tim Shinn
man caught mid-header'ing a football at an outdoor event