Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc
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maffew on TNN @maffewgregg.bsky.social The Botchamania Guy.
Still a hack, still lucky.
YouTube
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Twitch
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Leah Millis @leahmillis.bsky.social Photojournalist
Washington, D.C.
Spirit resides in Colorado
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Andi Watson @andicomics.bsky.social Author of The Book Tour. Rep’d by jannaco.co
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com Since 2018. Going beyond the clickbait headlines to tell the story of a changing, evolving Japan.
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PlayStation @playstation.com Official PlayStation account. Updates on PS5, PlayStation VR2, PlayStation Plus, PS4 and more.
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social Football. Basketball. Cream cheese.
Editor. Writer.
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social robin sky leigh
strategic comms consultant, writer, socialist. working at the intersection of labor, capitalist globalization, and textile production.
she | her
Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social Journalist at Mother Jones and elsewhere, author, writer of social media posts on micro-blogging sites. Tips to Amerlan@motherjones.com or on Signal, username annamerlan.30
Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social "Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social Law professor & book author of Corporatocracy, Political Brands & Corporate Citizen; Brennan Center fellow; board of CREW; campaign finance expert. Podcaster of Democracy & Destiny. I’m a lawyer not your lawyer. https://soundcloud.com/profciara #beans
Timothy Simons @timothycsimons.bsky.social Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social Writer, storyteller. Nebula, Hugo, Ignyte finalist. Work in
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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she/her
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social Co-founder and Co-Executive Director of Indivisible
This account surrounds hate and forces it to surrender
Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com Freelance journalist. @ms.now and Xtra Magazine columnist. Co-founder: The Flytrap. Cancel Me, Daddy podcast co-host.
Replies limited to followers only.
Check if my post is a joke before flaming me please.
For story leads, my signal is kab.80
Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
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wint @dril.bsky.social Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
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https://www.instagram.com/dril
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol Senior Writer at The Ringer covering the intersection of tech, politics, and media 🦉 NYT bestselling author of Impossible Owls 🦉 also, how can I put this: sports
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social Historian of technology, occasional dad jokes.
www.marhicks.com
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down. 
Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social music idiot, sports idiot, chef idiot
fuck ice
atlanta
1995-present 🏳️🌈
Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social Writer: 84th Oscars, Letterman, The Nation, Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, The Baffler, Air Mail, Emmy nominee, NEH Public Scholar, and author of way too many posts. rep: Dara Kaye WME #WGAW letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1lq09
gwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social transness is life
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social @theunpopulist.net
Election law and policy, liberalism and democracy, and occasional pugs.
𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
Wētā FX @wetafxofficial.bsky.social We're Wētā FX - artists and innovators in the world of digital entertainment.
Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.
Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social “We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” - Vonnegut
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch
Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social PREORDER MY DEBUT BOOK OF COMICS: https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/beetle-moses-a-comics-menagerie/
Signed comic prints: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social civilian drone technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. read my newsletter: https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Cyberdyne Genealogy Dept @professormusgrave.bsky.social Professor of political science. Willing expat becoming an unwilling emigre. Essentially millennial, analytically millenarian. https://musgrave.substack.com
Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social Journalist, currently @MPRNews. '25 Nieman fellow. Co-creator of Peabody-winning 74 Seconds podcast. Victory gardener. Joncollinsjournalism.com
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social Nothing but #fintwitter headlines to get you started on blue sky.
Stef N @stefjn.bsky.social Modeller, music and art lover. And NCFC.
Kits&Coffee @kitsandcoffee.bsky.social S L O O O W M O D E L L I N G
Mark Yarm @markyarm.bsky.social Exec ed, features & special projects, PCMag ❤️🔥 adjunct, Columbia Journalism School ❤️🔥 bylines: the New Yorker, NYT Mag, Flaming Hydra, etc. ❤️🔥 author, EVERYBODY LOVES OUR TOWN ❤️🔥 markyarm@gmail.com; Signal: markyarm.99 ❤️🔥 https://markyarm.journoportfolio.com
Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. New England then, Minneapolis now, housing and economic justice forever.
Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com Dragon Slayer,bandit,play cousin,not✌🏿good✌🏿, necessary, leader faith community, Beautiful Mess, problem, $smissouri https://www.solomonrmissouri.com/
Steven T. Dennis @steventdennis.bsky.social I cover the U.S. Senate for Bloomberg News. You may know me from #FridayNightZillow, but C-SPAN is more my natural habitat. #Introduction
I'm also @steventdennis on the other places. Opinions mine. Email: sdennis17@bloomberg.net
Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com He was bit by an animal and became that animal.
Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social Sports and other stories from @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social, in your inbox twice a week
http://channelsix.news
compliance@channel6productions.com
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social not real
boreal
fatsteverogers @fatsteverogers.bsky.social LA face with a Oakland booty.
28,679 words (I'm back writing!) @legalminimum.bsky.social Now shamelessly employed but not telling you where (yet).No longer head lawyer for Bungie. Ex-Chief Legal Officer of Pokémon. Produced Detective Pikachu. Entertainment Law prof (University of Washington). Supporter of trans kids.
vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social You look at the profile. It's nothing special. There is a pile of burrito wrappers to the east. A huge dork is here. Obvious exits: south, east. /follow dork
Martha Wells @marthawells.com SF/F Writer - The Books of the Raksura, The Murderbot Diaries, Witch King, Queen Demon, and more. Nebula and Hugo Award winner. NYT and Sunday Times Bestseller. (She/her) Agent: Jennifer Jackson
Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
Christine Harold @christinescreen.bsky.social UW Communication professor | Scholar of rhetoric, the politics of aesthetics, and consumerism | Author of OURSPACE and THINGS WORTH KEEPING | Mother of Dragons | Seattle | https://christineharold.com | Opinions, good and bad, my own.
Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
saxton @ghost-waltz.bsky.social goblin with a knife who's also mean
Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin Nature Facts, come hang out! (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social ima 🐝 that wears 👒outfits and loves 🖤💛the burgh
*shitposts abound, not every post is serious
*all posts are mine, never ever reflect on my employer
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*99% of the time my dms dont work, app thinks im in ohio
Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social she/they, 30, maine
bi, enby, leftist, idiot
minors DNI 🔞
www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard
alt: pfp is a mirror selfie with a rainbow filter, banner is drake maye
PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social I'm just this guy, you know? Late-stage GenX. Ask me about my special interest.
He/Him
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/amalgamatedfiction
Website: amalgamatedfictiondetroit.com
Micah @rincewind.run Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild
🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights
Eric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com Investigative reporter NYT. Helping cover President Trump, his administration and circle of friends -- without fear or favor. I write about people and power. My contact on Signal: EricLiptonNYT.01
Sina Simbürger @sinxline.bsky.social Instagram / Pinterest: @sin.xline
Artist, Designer, Comic Illustrator and Writer from Germany ✨
E-Mail for Collaborations
Justin Case @thieflord.dev Music is my inspiration | 1906 🤙🏿| Software Engineer in training, aspiring lawyer
Owner & Creator of @clearsky.app
To support me, contact me, and more: https://linktr.ee/thieflord
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure 
Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social Chicago Tribune reporter, 2026 Pulitzer team, author "The City is Up for Grabs." Little Village raised. I'm just trying to make my city a better place
Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social Historian: of American religion/irreligion by training; of science & conspiracy by trade
dumb jokes about smart things and smart jokes about dumb things
Podcast research/factcheck: SNAFU with Ed Helms; The Reason We're All Still Here; My Fugitive, more
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social I never know what day it is.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
World Central Kitchen @wck.org WCK immediately prepares & serves fresh, nourishing meals to communities impacted by natural disasters and during humanitarian crises. #ChefsForTheWorld
Learn more: linktr.ee/wckitchen
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social Cartoonist/writer.
Nerd Inferno, Eltingville Club, Milk & Cheese, Beasts of Burden
PATREON https://www.patreon.com/evandorkin
MERCH https://www.teepublic.com/user/house-of-fun
IG instagram.com/evandorkin
PODCAST: https://tearthemapartpodcast.home.blog
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social 
Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social Editor-in-Chief of Mother Jones/Center for Investigative Reporting/Reveal. Past president of the American Society of Magazine Editors. Mom. Upzoning, street tree, and rescue dog enthusiast. Views, mine.
KlovARCHIVE @archive.klovar.cc old account!
please find me at @klovar.cc or @gamer.klovar.cc
this account is an archive, and will not do any more posts or interactions.
thanks!
mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social I cut film and tv
i used to be @mtsw on Twitter
Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com The hardest-working paper in America.
Matt Baker @mattbakercfb.bsky.social National college sports reporter for The Athletic