VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com 路 Jun 11 Everytime I'm like "I'm not a great writer" I recall reading this for yuks. The love interest vampire spends the first 100 pgs buried in dirt. When they fuck it's like "manhood" & "mound" & "entrance"馃あ He vampire-magicks away her pubes. This has 4.33 on Goodreads. You can write goddamn anything lol
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TWO dots of the Depilation Discipline allows the vampire to create pubes of any length for grappling and other utility uses.
he does what with her what
He mowed the mound?
I remember my wife telling me about a PotC Norrington x oc fanfic where period accurate expletives were used such as "GOD'S TEETH!"
They fuck on a carousel and the horses come to life and fly into the sky while they're fucking and it takes them to a water-filled gem-encrusted cave and they fuck some more and there was a scene with all the previous books' protagonists claiming they were feminist for being lifemates with vampires
I'm going to use my vampire magic to put her pubic hair back
What do you MEAN he vampire magics away her pubes??????
is this the one that keeps going on about the healing earth? i remember you and chip blasting that on a stream, and it never left my brain
Chuck Tingle made a career of being Pounded in the Butt by every form of matter and intangible concept. Anyone can write anything!