VoidBurger (AKA Jess)

@voidburger.com

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Former GiantBomb producer, former podcast producer/actor on Skulltenders. Current Twitch streamer, Youtuber, and less burnt out now she/her/they, bi, 'tistic, 🇺🇸➟🇫🇮 http://ko-fi.com/voidburger Voidburger.com for a Linktree of stuff

Vivi has all of his limbs hanging off the chair he is situated on
Vivi is lazing on a chair, sassily
The Dark Lord's Guide to [Dating and Other War Crimes] is either €14.89 or €5.97 and I don't know why
Garlic spaghetti with cheesey broiled tomatoes, and guava juice
Vaginal fornix → missionary position → g-spot → peer review → engineering → gemstone → ivory → seismic communication → Tettigoniidae (katydids) → cuckold → Kink (Sexuality) → Japanese rope bondage
I got a refund cuz I was scammed into buying a book that I highly suspect is AI generated
4.8 out of 5 stars based on 559 ratings
I jump as my phone buzzes in my hand and roll my eyes sarcastically when I see who's calling. Mom. I swipe to answer and hold the phone to my ear. "Rue Chamberlain, reporting for emotional whiplash!" There is a tired exhale of breath before my mom's refined voice responds, "Is that how you answer the phone now?" "It is when the called ID says 'Guilt Trip.'" "You named me that?" "Originally it was Supreme Overlord of Guilt..."
Bonus video - Cutting Room Floor
wiki page for the Jersey Devil claims: Joseph Bonaparte, elder brother of Napoleon, is also claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while hunting on his Bordentown estate about 1820.
The cover of LIGHTS OUT by Navessa Allen
And most significantly, the Internet has emerged as a safe harbor where users can play fluidly with gender, both their own and that of their virtual partners. As Garber puts it, "We are in a bisexual moment."
preview of my outtakes, i'm hot and it is occasionally a problem
it's the spider with a big ass from Return to Silent Hill
Cover of Brigitte Knightley's The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy
My grey cat Vivi is on top of some sneakers
Taylor Townsell remembers her OBGYN reassuring her that her IUD insertion would feel like “just a pinch.” The pain came a split second later. The 32-year-old described it to Truthdig in still-vivid detail: “Bright, electric, as if my body had become nothing but nerve endings.” She passed out.
Stupid NPC names: Goku Handgun Toots Sweetheart PestoPasta Mama-Mia Pup Dooby-Scoo Trip Hazard Aug Opus Vorbis Wax Rhapsodical Conkle Pontiac Periwinkle Pissbottom Christian Phantasm Salad Rudy Tickle Homophobe Mafia No Fear Tony Huge
Friend: "Hidden.... inside." Friend: WTF??? Friend: omg I hate thisssssss Friend: PS I need us both to draw his dick and compare hahaha Me: omg I literally said the same thing to Josh, the drawing thing (who I also made read this part and I think he had a slightly better handle on it than me but still???)
Friend Tony Huge claimed
Me: I am up too late reading about the weirdest cock in the world lmao what the sam hell is a-goin on here Friend: Do they describe it already? Me: yes and I had a hell of a time squinting and imagining what this could possibly look like hahaha Friend: Damnit! I'm only on 17! Me: I eventually got a handle (hah) on it but damn if it didn't take the whole scene
Bob: WHAT VoidBurger: RIGHT??????????? Bob: bro
100,494 words written in Ellipsus.com
thumbnail of rolling credits is nonsense names like: Music by Ronnig1 Kintz and Ahnn & Room Cast: Juuunin Wooder Crew: Doublaucadbowson Music by: Dihistnvenderson Director by: Gorni Storws
"You thought this was rabbit, that's fucking funny bitch, it's Winnie the fucking Pooh" tiktok
I got an almost perfect on the 2nd test of this "Is It AI?" study
Brigette Knightley's "The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy"
truck google translate
"A keysmash (alternatively key smash, key mash or keyboard smash) is internet slang for the typing out of a random sequence of letters on a computer keyboard or touchscreen, often to express intense emotion. An example of a keyboard smash is ajhdjdheyegeg."
Curly, the mascot of Goosebumps. He's a sassy skeleton with red high top sneakers, a neckerchief that says "Goosebumps", cool shades, and a backwards hat with his own name
Officially-licensed Gamestop Silent Hill dice set. They're greyish black transparent resin with flecks of copper strewn throughout. They have a shimmy white liquid core representing the town's fog. (I'm a huge sucker for the liquid core dice)
the wiki page for Rule 34 has, as a picture example, Rule 34 of Wikipe-tan (an anime girl mascot of wikipedia)
Eat The Ones You Love by Sarah Maria Griffin. The cover is very cool, an illustration that's a combination of an orchid, a Venus fly trap with a human eye, and a snake with a different human eye.
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
Blazin' orange clouds as the sun is setting at 11pm in Helsinki
It me, im wearing a red leather jacket and red crop top and black shorts
I'm In Love With Mothman by Paige Lavoie. A lovingly illustrated cover of a girl with a glowing phone (lol) being loomed over by a shadowy Mothman who is not just a guy with abs and antennae, he's a dang Mothman with glowing red eyes
Lessons with the Mothman by Kathryn Moon Mothman is a handsome guy with little moth antenna and bigass moth wings, wearing normal officewear
Erotica books (Sinner's Sideshow) by Aiden Pierce, which is the same name as the protagonist of Watch_Dogs. They're both rated pretty high and have the maximum SPICE rating (lots of descriptive fuckin') Circus Creeps: Welcome to Sinner’s Sideshow, the most obscene, blood-pumping, skin-crawling creep show this side of Hell. As a circus brat, show biz is in my blood. And as a half-succubus, I was made for Sinner’s Sideshow—the only circus made to entertain the most depraved of monsters. When I’m plunged into a dark world of death, darkness, and corpse-ridden carnivals, I meet them…. The demonic ringmaster. A broody hellhound shifter. And the incubi clown twins... (more) Carnival Creeps:Welcome to Sinner’s Carnival, the most gruesome, blood-curdling attraction this side of Hell. Selling myself to a shadow demon to secure a position at the devil’s circus is all fun and games until the Horsemen of the Apocalypse show up. I’ve fought too long and hard for a place at Sinner’s Sideshow to let anyone take it from me. Not Conquest. Not War. Not even Death himself. And most certainly not my own mother..(more)
Vivi loafin! He's a cute grey cat on an Ikea folding chair, lookin up
A sunny day in Finland, people are taking advantage of public wooden hammocks that are plopped in the center of a street that cars COULD go down, but they are pedestrian only
Stats screen for Shroom and Gloom, I got like 80% of the way thru! Too much to type but I Tried My Best, I Guess
Some girl doing a bachelorette party type thing in a cemetary in Centralia, PA. "Made it to Silent Hill" She's got a black and pink Pyramidhead helmet on, a short cute black dress, and chunky heels.
"Who is winning in a fight: Aelin Galathynius, Feyre Acheron, Violet Sorrengail, Tris Prior, or Katniss Everdeen? Nostalgia makes me want to say Katness but the truth is it's Aelin. Hands down."
One of the mayos has been translated to "Your foot mayonnaise"
my 9 Steam Games I Want To Spread: Outer Wilds The Beginner's Guide The Case of the Golden Idol (and its sequels) Wanderstop Harvester Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Flesh The Forgotten City Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective The Seance of Blake Manor
A bot account spams fake Gaza tragedy porn, wanting donations to be given at a suspicious link
Ellipsus spellcheck suggests that "monsterbaiting" should be changed to "Monster-bating" or "remonstrating"
synonyms for impressed, aka "aroused" affected, fascinated, dazzled, and snowed (???? which i've never heard of before)
My cat Vivi, in his tunnel
Sign on Cecil Court in London. HARRY POTTER Has NOTHING To Do With This Street J.K. Rowling DID NOT Get Inspiration From This Street *(Ask Your Tour Guide for your money back)
Altered image of a sign on Cecil Court, London. It originally was about Harry Potter (see replies for original image) SILENT HILL Has NOTHING To Do With This Town Team Silent DID NOT Get Inspiration From This Town (Masahiro Ito - 22 Sept 2019) *(Ask Your Youtube Essayist for your time back)
complicated-looking adobe premiere timeline. I'm highlighted in red, which is how masks are shown. The video is a little over 2 hours, this part is at 1 hour, 18 mins.
Artists putting finishing touches on a realistic Jeremy Irvine prop, which will be deep-throated by a monster's whole arm in the film Return to Silent Hill. I am literally not making that up. Director Christophe Gans is in the back, clearly discussing how to fist fake Jeremy's head to a guy who is making a fisting-type motion with his hand.
Dark Sentinel by Christine Feehan In an explosive novel from #1 New York Times bestselling author Christine Feehan, a human woman ignites the desire of her Carpathian lifemate--and of an ancient vampire with a score to settle. After the devastating loss of her entire family, Lorraine Peters heads to the woods searching for peace of mind and anything to quell the anger in her soul. Instead, she stumbles upon a scene of horrific violence, as one man lies helpless in the face of three attackers. Andor Katona's existence has been a harsh one, living for centuries as a monk in the Carpathian Mountains. Unable to find his lifemate, he almost welcomes his release from a colorless and unfeeling world at the hands of the vampire hunters who have mistaken him for their prey. That is, until a whirling ball of fury bursts onto the scene, determined to save him. In one glimpse, in one breath, Andor recognizes Lorraine as his lifemate, but it will take more than their telepathic connection to convince her of their immortal bond. Lorraine is a lethal combination of cunning and courage. So much so that she captures the attention of a master vampire, one who has already lost what was once irreplaceable to him. One who will strike with deadly precision at Andor and his ancient Carpathian comrades in a war to end all wars. . .
Sausage egg mcmuffin hell ye
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Commission from Enoch (@oddoblivion) of a skullfaced, cloaked, quadrupedal creature in a dark cave