VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 13d

deeply cartoonish men hitting themselves with hammers and shit

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Asuvir! · 13d

i genuinely don't want to be insensitive but holy shit that's a weird head for someone whose entire philosophy is some weird misogynistic bullshit like literally configuring your bones by smashing your face with something what's he maxing? the minecraft look? people believe this shit?

jea_rum · 13d

waiting for Brainmaxxing to become a thing.

JT Jag (Support Unions) · 13d

one one hand I'm morbidly interested about all this on the other hand i've managed to keep myself entirely ignorant of the looksmaxxing fad up until this point, I literally don't even know what a Clavicular looks like (though i presume he has a similar awful jawline)

@moondoggydogg.bsky.social · 13d

well, he suitably looks like an elden ring creator character.

TimTom · 12d

I don't think the gold was the main problem. Then again most people just eat gold. I am not a doctor.

Steven W. Hunt · 12d

If it's anything like voice actor Thom Huge it's apparently pronounced "Hoo-gay"

Mom · 13d

Phoenix Wright witness name

Vook🏳️‍🌈🔞 · 13d

Tony Huge's Looks Maxing 2

Sid Meier's Trash Fire · 13d

Guy looks like he had bone cancer in his jaw what the fuck is he doing

VoidBurger (AKA Jess) · 13d

updating my list

VoidBurger (AKA Jess) · 13d

All this is extra funny/stupid because all their beauty standards are from a fetishized male perspective. I don't personally know a single woman who would be attracted to a jawline this goofy, or have expressed "I wish balls were grapefruit sized, that'd be hot".

🪨 Geop! 🪨 🔜 Offkai · 13d

Unfortunately, the superpower was being super weak to gold