cats being weird little guys

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A gray and white cat sits on a laptop. The text says, “@MeatloafTheHam: Nice that you believe you'll be "working from home" today. You will actually be petting me from home instead!”
A still from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia showing Dennis and Frank as cops. Dennis is holding a cat. The text says, “This is a cat checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat in your phone”
A bald cat sits in someone’s lap. When it curls its head underneath itself, it gets very smooth. the text says: So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up. @paradisaic: that's a potato @reallylameblog: Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
a black cat laying on a sweatshirt that says “welcome to the void,” available at weirdlilguys.com
@seankealey “I cried laughing for 5 mins straight when I first found out the Oakland TR program posts the cats they just neutered on their IG like this” a photo shows a black and white cat looking alarmed with the Dark Souls yellow text over it that say “BALLS REMOVED”
@hotdrinks “I wish I could make cats understand the concept of fairness. Of hypocrisy. I wish next time Beatrice was eating I could stick my hand in her bowl and dig around and say "see? Not very nice is it?" And she would say "I understand now father you're right". But instead? Big fat paw in my soup”
@viewmaster.bex: “Got my husband a thermal camera for Christmas and found out our cat's butthole is 94 degrees.” A thermal photo shows the back of a cat, its tail is 72.6 degrees and its butt is 94.3.
@inner__moonlight Sorry I'm late, I had to smoosh my face into and inhale my cat for a few extra minutes due to the persistent horrors.
two black cats with embroidered yellow font, one says cat mother and one says cat father, available at weirdlilguys.com
@orphiclovers: dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
a reddit post that says “came to visit grandparents for a few days. our cat found the coziest place in the house.” a photo shows an orange cat sitting on a table while an older man looks at a tablet in front of them, his arms wrapped around the orange cat. they both look grumpy.
@baapi-makwa my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags @quillusquillus the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous
a sticker held up that says “keep honking, this car is being driven by three cats in a trench coat,” available at weirdlilguys.com
an alien looking orange kitten with a googly eye placed in between his eyes on his forehead
A tweet that says, “a dog is a pet but a cat is just a small guy who lives in your house”
A T-shirt that says “please do not talk to my cat about AI,” available on weirdlilguys.com
a screenshot of a tweet that shows cat sitting on a couch with the cushion from that spot flung off to the side. the caption says “1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this”
a tweet that says “ every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot, and one terrifying demon plotting a coup”
a man holds a green hat in a park that says “please do not talk to my cat about AI”
A Reddit post that says, “Asher has this extra tooth. Is it something I should be worrying about? It’s cute tho.” Two photos show a gray cat, in the first his mouth is closed and a little fang pokes out of the center of his mouth. in the second photo his mouth is held open and you see he has 3 fangs.
tiniest little black kitten being held in the palm of someone's hand
I had that says, “you’re weird as hell if you don’t like cats they literally have triangle ears and toe beans,” available on weirdlilguys.com
calico cat asleep in the bottom of a blue laundry basket. it's so curled up you can't see where it starts and ends.
A black cat with one eyes sits on a hoodie that says “welcome to the void” with two yellow eyes on it, available at weirdlilguys.com
signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts
a huge tuxedo cat leans back coolly as he is held like a toddler by a vet. the caption says, “SNIP SNIP - his name is Muffin and he won’t be knocking up any pretty young things anymore. Thanks operation catnip in Gainesville, Florida.” a quote of the post says, “what havoc was this cat wreaking on the street to warrant a public announcement of his sterilization?”
A post that shows a tiny black kitten sitting on a watermelon on a rug. the caption says, “My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.”
a pink shirt that says “being mean to me is illegal” with a small orange kitten on it, available at weirdlilguys.com!
a man at the no kings protest with a sign that says “I only serve my cat” on one side and “the only king worth serving” on the other. the sign has a picture of his orange cat wearing a crown. the caption says “sorry, I only serve one king and he sleeps 18 hours a day”
a light orange cat asleep in a wire basket hung on a wall, one paw draped over the side, the wire pressing his body into cubes. the caption says “this can’t be comfortable”
an orange cat sits in a stroller with his eyes covered in a pope hat
a tweet that shows a cat sitting on a trash can with the caption “I have two jobs: 1. calm my humans when they are stressed. 2. stress my humans when they are calm.”
a blue hat that says “if I don’t get a little treat every couple of hours my condition worsens”
a man wears a blue hat backwards outside and faces away from the camera. the hat has yellow text that says “I have the zoomies.” he holds a calico cat over his shoulder who stares at the camera like it means business. the hat is available at weirdlilguys.com!
an orange cat won’t stop trying to touch his owner on the face. she gets increasingly annoyed. then he tries to stick his head in her mouth.
a photo shows a black cat on a couch, their mouth open and their lumpy hairless belly hanging out in a way that makes them look naked. A quote tweet says “girlie put some undiepents on.”
a post that shows two images of an orange cat sweetly cuddling a black and white cat. the caption says “we thought oliver was getting a brother but he’s really a dad 😅😅”
a gray hat that says “being mean to me is illegal” with a white embroidered cat. available at weirdlilguys.com
a gray cat doing a big mlem
a tumblr post where one user says “pets love to show up like Hello I am Mystery Wet :)” and another user responds: Me: “Cat, why? Where has this tail been?” Cat: “Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries.”
a big fluffy cat wearing a yellow croc sandal on its head like a pope hat
a pink shirt with a little orange kitten on it that says “being mean to me is illegal,” available at weirdlilguys.com
a reddit post in the LSD subreddit that says “does anyone know what to do” with a picture of 6 cats asleep across a car windshield. the tag says “currently tripping”
a gray and white cat doing a perfect mlem
a post that says, “this window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.” an alien looking cat sleeps on a windowsill beneath 3 drawings of cat faces, each with a label: squirrel, lucky, and hubris. this cat is clearly hubris and looks a lot like the drawing!
a tweet that says “hmm I wonder who ate my mic while I was away.. hm……” one photo shows a podcast mic with chunks bitten out. the second photo shows a cat standing in front of a computer and looking up at the camera innocently.
a post with a picture of a needy looking siamese cat with huge needy eyes. the caption says, “the first stage of panda telling me she wants to sit next to me on the couch as her sitting and staring up at me like this.”
a black cat doing a big mlem on a couch
large ginger cat looking at himself in a standing mirror. just the top of his head and eyes look back at him.
a reddit post titled “my slutty cat.” the caption says, “this is Margaret Scratcher. I came into my office and found her like this. I don’t even know where to begin or what kind of talk we need to have.” a photo shows a reddish colored cat leaning back on a desk seductively, showing off her tummy with her long legs crossed.
a cute black cat doing a little mlem outside
a tweet that says, “a dog is a pet, but a cat is just a small guy who lives in your house”
a white shirt that says “cat distribution society,” available at weirdlilguys.com