cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · Nov 4 people with 2 cats can you confirm
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tbh I just got 1 beautiful demon plotting a coup and 1 terrifying idiot plotting a coup
What about people with 3 cats?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world!
I have one but have contemplated getting mine a companion. Wonder which he would be
Yes and can’t you see how much they both loved each other equally (the Siamese is telling her to get the fuck away)
Can confirm, my old man is the delight, my little lady is planning a coup. My uncle has more than two cats, and the one leading the coup has amassed an army of the others.
The third one wants to be an engineer. Or is one, barring proper paw-fitting tools.
100% yeah
The black one is not plotting.
Well no but technically I have one cat and my sis has one cat.
I may be an outlier here, but my 2 cats were one plotting demon idiot, and one beautiful lazy himbo.
Not wrong. Mine are sisters and absolutely that.
If I was forced to choose which was one and which was the other, I could, but I'd say "no." I have a female cat who gets in a lot of mischief but is a sweetheart, and a lazy male cat who's the sweetest, cuddliest creature I've ever met but will straight murder a mouse who sneaks in. Both seem smart.
Ours are too stupid and lazy to plot a coup.
Nope. Both beautiful demons.
100% true
The terrifying demon died a few years ago unfortunately but yes this was the dynamic
Yes
you tell me...
Negative. They’re both plotting. Except not together or even necessarily allied.
Troof.
She (Tabby, left) is demure & mindful, brilliant at opening almost closed drawers & doors, & a ferocious hunter of mice & toes under blankets. He (Tuxedo, right) is SO handsome and, though not an “idiot” per se, is a sweet widdle putty tat who craves constant affection.
That's also true of people who own only one cat.
I have four but they all love me. one is like golden retriever who likes to knock things off counters, one is a smart communicative dude with like intentions and motives (he'd be devious if he was darker), one is plucky and energetic and happy go lucky and opinionated, one is The Lizard King
Nah, just two idiots
No, the cats trade roles
One sweet old lady, one rebellious hellion. Confirmed
OMFG. You nailed it. 😇😈
Can confirm. The one on the left is a sweet doofus boy & the one on the right is a chaos agent who's the brains of the operation. She'll nip in & eat his food & he'll just lick her head as she does it. But they're both great.
Can confirm. Although the resident demon only harasses his sister, not the humans.
What if you have five cats?
My wife got this absolutely perfect moment that fits perfectly three years ago. The old girl in the background is no longer with us but I’m sure she’s haunting happily!
Yes, look at him planning a murder
Yes but which one is which changes throughout the day
Can confirm, altho these two take turns in each role 😄
Sort of. I have one beautiful demon and one idiot planning a coup
Can confirm. Even when one left and a new one came. She was like, 'There's no asshole here so I guess it's me.'
3 cats, but no, not always so.
There are 4 cats in our house. One big orange cat with 1 brain cell who is smitten with our oldest female. Heaven knows why; she mistreats like they're actually married. There's the sweet cuddly floof who will spend all day on my lap. The 4th one is a calico who is plotting to take over the world.
100%. But the best part is, every now and then they'll briefly swap roles, so you can never be completely sure where it's gonna come from.
This is also true of people who have one cat.
We have two beautiful idiots.
We always thought Corky was the lunatic kitty causing havoc…when it was actually “sweet, soft as bunny fur” Sammy who was the evil mastermind of destruction that just got out of dodge and left poor Corky among the ruins to take the blame. Lovable goofs.
when i had two the coup-plotting demon was also the beautiful one and the idiot was - and remains - Just A Guy
4 cats here: 2 beautiful idiots, 1 agent of chaos, and 1 idiot who wants to help with the chaos but only succeeds by accident. All 4 wonderful cuddles and I love them all.
Can confirm. Minny cuting; Daisy plotting.
As a person with four cats, would I have 2 sets of this, or does it balance out some other way?
We got one needy attention wh*re and one mad chaos demon 😂 but also they're a bonded pair and do a ridiculous amount of mirroring
When I had two cats, absolutely. And the doofus wasn’t even orange. I also miss him and being able to hold him like a baby. The plotter is a shoulder cat.
Can confirm
true.
Yep, that tracks 😽😾
Can confirm 💗💗
Yes.
Yes, the cow cat abides like the Dude, and the gray was so wound up during the World Series that we assumed he had a big bet on the Dodgers with the feral cat mob
can confirm. the male is a happy dude and his sister is a ninja. (hence their names, Finn and Rey.)
Accurate
I have one evil genius and one little psychopath.
it’s true
One beautiful idiot. One black cat attempting world domination. Sometimes, the black cat turns into an idiot attempting world domination. Photographic evidence. Tink(er) is the would be world dominater. Belle is the beautiful idiot on the right there.
✅️Confirmed!!! 😂
Accurate! Beautiful idiot, being pretty for the camera. Evil yet lovable tabby, resting up in preparation for tomorrow’s plot of my demise.
Yep.
Confirmed: one cutesy little roly-poly fluff-nut without a single brain cell, and one glaring, baleful, arsenal of points bound together by sinew and malice.
I have three, the beautiful idiot, the terrifying demon plotting a coup, and a tired queen who spends all day deep in sleep
Confirm! Grey tabby is a partially-inbred formal feral, dumb and sweet. Tuxedo was a stray and spends all day plotting the undoing of the household
Nah, my girl (foreground) is a smart, floofy thing who just wants to soak up all the love from her family. My boy, while he can be a gremlin at times, likes to embody ADHD on four paws. But he too will be cute and adorable as he feels like it.
We have two idiots, two demons, and one old man who snuck in last year when we had a snow storm and just never left. So, I guess that is at least semi-confirmation (also one of the demons is my profile pic just fyi). Here is a pic of 1 of my beautiful idiots (he has great resting bitch face), Bubs.
Fiona (the tortie) is an opinionated demon who does everything on her terms only, usually with the application of sharp claws. Henry (the black cat under her) is elegant and sleek and a work of art and he’s an affable idiot.
Both of mine are idiot babies. I think they might be too dumb to be evil
can confirm, mine fit this description exactly
This is NOT true. ......I have TWO beautiful idiots.
One doofus, one chaos agent
i had three - chill and wise mama, adventurous boy child, and miserable misfit sister
I had the beautiful, graceful Queen who did not like to be touched by other cats, and the new Guy who thought it was great fun to tackle and bear hug others on their way out of the litter box or while others were snoozing on the back of the couch. Not good...
One hasn't a brain cell to engage. The other must be drugged into a stupor to have her nails clipped. Otherwise, carnage.
Hells, yes. One saint, one mischievous 'lil shit. Checks out.
Off topic, but fostered two puppies like this — the cute one we wanted to keep and then there was the one like the velociraptor in Jurassic Park.
✅ our troublemaker (right) is 6lb. of pure unadulterated kitten chaos
Yeah, that describes my parents' cats
100% true. The void is plotting murder at all times. The calico regularly rolls off her own cat tower while napping.
Yes, this is true. Though which cat is which changes. Cats are alignment-fluid.
The left one isn't quite an idiot and the right one isn't very terrifying bc she is smol.
This is accurate. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
This is correct.
Confirmed
I have three cats, two of whom are terrifying demons, and one of whom is a beautiful idiot.
Can confirm. Also an additional data point, the third cat that is barely tolerating the nonsense the other two get up to.
I had an idiot demon baby
Can confirm.
I can vouch for that.
That's why their are never less then 3 at home. There must be a tie breaker!
No.
Pretty much
And it’s always the one with the cutest name that’s the plotter. Mine is called Fluffy.
Can confirm
Hmmm... I have 2 cats, brothers. I used to call the orange & white boy evil genius but he has settled down a lot and become very affectionate. His brother the tuxie is more reserved but also kind of goofy.
I only have one, but he is both.
Can confirm. CW from top: Bennie: sweetest boy, total himbo, thinks Pinky may be a genius. Shuri: snuggle bunny, chaotic good, thinks The Brain is not terribly bright. Chloe: darling girl, usually innocent, shows great patience with these idiots at (almost) all times. Too old for this sh*t.
It checks out
I have a gremlin begging for food and a furniture model. I'd say my pretty kitty tuxedo is the smarter of the two
yes absolutely
Confirmed. Rocket is the idiot (orange), and Tosca is the demon (Tuxedo black and white).
confirmed
in our household it is EXACTLY this.. one big calm, careful, clumsy doof and the other graceful, athletic and emotional with murder in her eyes..
One of them recently passed away, but no - they were both beautiful idiots who varied in their level of idiocy throughout the day. ❤️
On the left, a loving, guileless extravert. On the right, an introvert with many snuggles to share by day... and the absolute damn empress of all she surveys, also prone to leaving small fragments of mice in significant locations, by night.