Andrew Weissmann @weissmann.substack.com · Apr 10 From Canada:
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Would that be a butt plug??
Every day!
Good one
Stellar idea. To quote the Talking Heads, "Burning Down the House"
I didn't want Trump 2.0 to begin with. Restarting bad, bug laden software can bring down a whole system. I usually go for the uninstall option and look for alternatives.
😅 I just had uninstall/install an app.😂
Ha!
WISH IT WAS JUST THAT SIMPLE I'D EVEN TRY KICKING THE WHITE HOUSE. BUT I THINK A BIG OLL ROUNDUP HEARD THEM TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE
Not since it got plugged into a giant orange turd!
Well, have you?
Yeah, I kicked it too.
I don't know but, we better keep our country plugged in by keeping that Temu Trump out of power up here and THEN get rid of these ludicrous Con Premiers as fast as we can too.
Canada thank you for being you.
Or simply unplugging the United States 😊
Yup, unplugged it and re-plugged it in russia... The land of Lies. 💩💩
That made me and smile.😁
The virus is already in our system. Since 1619.
If America were a horse id send it to the glue factory
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If only we could!
And then shake the White House to clear the buffoons….
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We need to destroy the current computer because the one elon fucked with needs to be destroyed! 💥 asap!
Ctl Alt Delete That should do it. Always worked for me 😁
Repeatedly.
😂
In the butt
Doesn’t work if the power-on button is defective …
Canada...the last vestige of sanity on the continent!
Have you tried whipping it with the cord?
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Wonderful.
We are being held hostage 😭
Don’t forget to wait 15-20 seconds before you plug us back in
Love our emotional support Canadians. I don’t know what I would do with out them right now.
We did, booted up Trump. Thanks
They are unplugging it but they are plugging it back in on their private outlets 😩🤬
Hard reset.
Will that get rid of Trump????
Would it be that easy???
If only it would be that easy! 🤣
Schumer and the rest of them should have pulled the plug, DOGE is already shutting the government down the democrats should have just shut it down and had leverage to reset it. Now look where we are at.
Ah the ol' CTL-ALT-DEL (old geek here)
I think we should try a factory reset We might end up with George Washington.
I think that's Trump's plan, along with the rest of the world.
Please try kicking the US.
Didn’t that just happen?
Ctrl+Alt+Delete
We tried that a little over four years ago.
It's worth a try
At this point, I'd try anything.
Right???
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If our government had any integrity or guts, they would impeach trump and throw his butt into prison for the criminal thug he is.
As a Canadian I wish you Americans would deal with your king. I am soooo sick of him screwing up the world!!
Do we really have to plug it back in?
No, the 38% of Americans who sat out the last presidential election were too busy doing something else far more important then saving America from a convicted felon piece of shit who should be rotting in jail this very day.
Sometimes, a good swift kick works too.
Maybe don't. Trump might put a tariff on it
You laugh, but it sometimes works. The ol' reboot in the pants.
Reboot Reboot Reboot
We wish it were that simple!
I am honestly tired of wanting to get my own ass kicked.
Covid had one job to do, and it left him standing on a balcony playing Mussolini.
Maybe just do a complete reset.
That’ll only work if Trump is on life support.
US is beyond repair...nobody left to fight in the former HOME OF THE BRAVE!!! RIP USofA!!!
The United States needs a low-level sector format....3 times to identify and remove all the bad sectors.
Why bother? Might be better to simply keep US in the dark and feed it sh*t. It works for growing mushrooms ... maybe it will help US grow up and behave like responsible adults instead of tantrum toddlers.
That's the problem. They unplugged it and when they plugged it back in, they used a defective power source.
Tried, it didn't work.
We did. Although I do advocate for Resetting the Network Settings on the country before we take it to the Canada Store to have it repaired.
Please someone!!!
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That won't work. The core programming has been corrupted and needs to be debugged.
The US operating system has reached end-of-life support.
Hysterical
I wish we could do a system restore and get Joe Biden's presidency back!
If only!
We need a brand new computer. The thing is beyond saving.
That would work for me.
It isn’t the country that needs a hard reset. Just Washington DC. There are local issues in states, but nothing approaching the dysfunction of DC, especially under Republican control of late.
Well? Have they?
Didn’t work with the DOJ under Biden 😐
Just unplug it, not worth rebooting, it's been detirmined to be an abject failure.
Or, just unplugging?
Unfortunately, our government is running Trump 2.0 software which is obsolete! It was obsoleted back in the 1940's at the end of WWII, when Dictatorial Regimes were defeated! America must upgrade away from Trump 2.0 software to Democracy 2025 software!!
It needs to be unplugged till trump and rethuglicans board the ship to Mars.
In all honesty, it probably shouldn’t be plugged back in. It should be Ron Swanson’d into the dumpster.
🤣😂😆🤣 Clearly not!
Bahahaha!
Maybe Canada can reach the outlet. We can hope. Let’s all make some good trouble in the coming weeks.
Canada is going to aluminum foil the border to keep the crazy from getting in
Love it. If it works for computers etc. why not use it to see if it works for us 👍👍👍
I was wondering when the first country, China?, that will just stop trading to the US until Trump gains sanity. Might be a long wait.
Why plug it back in, get a new one.
I did it... I was charged 10% more...!
Poor Canada must feel like they're living over a meth lab.
We're on life support so we'd better leave everything plugged in for now.
I tried but got a '409 conflict error code'. 😅
Has anybody tried unplugging Donald Trump and *not* plugging him back in???
Factory reset.
Yea we need a reboot
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😂 I saw this🤣
We are hilarious!
didn’t work
I think it’s going to take a bit more than that this time.
We might as well try.
I wish 🤞
You know how usually you have to leave something unplugged for 5 minutes before plugging it back in? Yeah well this would need like 4 years.
it would be worth a try
Love this!
I wish it could be that simple
Has anyone tried unplugging Trump, Vance and Musk and forgetting to plug them back in?
It won't work - we have a worm.
Yes many times. The Republican Master Boot Record keeps failing at the same spot with ABEND code GOP99 failure to launch due to lack of valid resources
We have to puke a lot more and hair fall out then we should be okay.
I wish! We just get worse by the day!
We did, and we woke up to Trump. A simple reset won’t suffice; the system’s base code is corrupted and needs to be scrapped.
Would be great if it were that easy.
I don’t know but I know like the Super Nintendo games of old, this administration would love for the world to blow them.
We desperately need a new outlet!
Love it! I’m still chuckling.
Love it!
Love the sign but it makes me very sad that America is now being ruled by an autocrat. I now refuse to travel to the States. It’s too unpredictable. 🇨🇦
Definitely needs a reboot.
Wish it was that easy to reset America. If only America was a computer and had a power cable that we can plug in to the wall socket 😂😂😂😂😂
Unplugging and replugging wouldn't help. We have to do a system restore to fall of 2024.
It needs a full restomod.
Has anyone tried disconnecting the source of discord and cutting off the plug at the end?
Give it a good smack maybe?
Be sure you keep it unplugged for a least 30 seconds to make sure all the buffers clear out. 🤪
I'd format the C:
Or just slapping it real hard a few times.
honestly....you should just leave us unplugged for the next four years.
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Smack it real hard a couple of times, and see if that helps.
Yeah we tried The socket has been jammed by some fat ass idiot
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Canadians are the BEST! All my relatives had such a great sense of humor tooo
First you need to put the end of the plug in the tub with the crinkled old orange guy…😂
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Definitely!
Yes. For decades.
Flip it at the breaker box maybe?
Brilliant!
For it to work, you might need to leave it unplugged for a few years and THEN plug it back in… 😏
Would that it were that simple.
Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and throw the garbage away.
Some idiot connected + to - and - to +. There was a lot of sparks and smoke and now it just sits there broken.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I want to be Canadian now
We r irretrievably broken until Trump is in the rear view mirror.
Yes, but when it came back on the United part was gone.
Can I help?
.. probably best to leave it unplugged. Why waste electricity.
A DEFINITE LOL!!! 😂
We have. But unfortunately Trump , Musk.and the Republicans cut the cord.
Yeah. Didn’t work…
Seems we're unplugging ourselves from the rest of the planet.