WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21d This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10 (TT: drunkengolden)
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Probably upset that he was served a lager, I mean with that name and all.
Bitch done gave me flees. Pups were taken to a farm fur (far) away. I can no longer catch my tail. Butts just don't smell the same.
Willie Nelsons voice narrating: It was one of those weeks.
He's going to have a bad headache in the morning.
Me too, Porter….me too.
And it's only Wednesday 🤦♀️
I feel seen.
Hope the barman is wearing his Therapy Service Human vest.
This is Linus. He's a sun dog but not a huge fan of this heat wave. Needs a splash pad I think.
Super depressing. Thanks.
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Porter looks like he’s clocked out for the day and is requesting one extra-large pup cup to recover 😂🐾🥤
Looks like a typical bar fly (but cuter)!
Hope the pup cup helps!
Oh absolutely!
Leave the bottle...
Same, Porter...same
looks more like a Pilsner than a Porter
Give him all the pup cups 🥹
Buy that cute pup a drink stat!! 🐕 🥃
Pup needs a hug and an ear.
Oh God, am I gonna be the one that have to say this though like you’re not breaking every health code violation in the city but I love dogs don’t get me wrong
I wub you man...
Pub Pup 🐶 ❣️
Review: very bad service indeed. Pup needs a pup cup.
Days can be ruff on a dog!
Why the long face?
I hope he’s not the designated driver 😂💕🐕
You and me both, Porter honey. 😭
His name is Porter, but he enjoys lager
13/10 is too low 😢
Norm
Had an Australian Shepherd named Luna who would knock your beer over to drink it. Pain in the ass. Loved that dog
Porter pace yourself! Don’t wanna go on a pupper cup bender!
"What's your pleasure? Let me guess: Salty Dog?"
I have found my spirit animal.
I feel you Porter 🥰
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🤨🧐🤔 Better call him a cab. He ain't driving anywhere in that condition... 😏😌🤩😂
He’ll have a scotch and toilet water please
I am Porter
Last call!
I know exactly how you feel Porter!!
When I was a kid, our family's dachshund, still a puppy, got a lung infection. The recipe the veterinarian suggested was to mix vodka with raw egg and give it to him daily. It was a bit confusing for us, a completely "dry" family. The dachshund made full recovery, and he liked the treatment.
pup cup?!? looks like the bitch left him that sad face needs a pup pitcher “This is Porter. He's had a long day. Needs a pup cup on the rocks. And make it a double. 13/10”
"What's with the hangdog look, boss?"
Give him a break! He's pacing himself.
Porter wants a pup cup to go, he's tired and wants to go to bed. 🦮
Everybody knows his name and they’re always glad he came
Goldens are usually the goodest of the good boys.
Porter's seen things.
That is my idea of a Service Dog.
Tough day!
my favorite part is the lady at the register who gives him a look that makes it seem like Porter coming in is an everyday occurrence
LOL!
Norm!
puppin aint easy
Mood
Could I have the address of this bar please? For .... reasons
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Sometimes you just need a minute.
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All alone at the bar. Stood up again. Bowl of whiskey please bartender.
@tabuinha.bsky.social what a week huh
"hair of the dog that bit ya?" "just shut up and pour the drink, bub."
Doggy napping at the bar 🐕
We also had an old Chesapeake friend called Porter. Named after Mel Gibson's character in the movie "Payback". He never gave up...
Lol
I know the feeling...;)
Listen to his troubles & pet him til it’s all better. 😻💙🐾💙 🐶
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Two questions. Is he a regular? Are they hiring?
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I’m feeling him 🫶
"Trouble with the old lady?" "Buddy, don't even think about saying what you're about to say."
Porter is my spirit animal.
@valleygirl81.bsky.social Have your Gs had their Pup Cups today?
So good...thanks.
This is what happens when you lick the floor to long.
I hope at least someone gave him a bowl of water!
We also would have accepted "Ruff day?" "My dogs are barking, I tell ya"
Porter for President!
Harry Truman once said: "If you want a friend in DC, get a dog."
🎶 It's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a waitaminute how do I finish this?
Better make that neat barkeep
We've all been there, Porter.
Know the feeling..
Headed into the dog days of summer. I’ll see myself out.
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STAT!
Seems hes had a... ruff day huh?
Porter clearly deserves a rating of 15/10, because anything less would be an insult to his obviously distinguished and exhausted canine character.
Guessing Porter is over 21 in doggy years. 🍺
He’s had a “ruff” day
dont you think you had enough sir?