Will “Available for Contracts” Smith

@willsmith.fun

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(he/him) I make podcasts and help people build and launch their indie games. https://techpod.content.town | Cohost of the Dual Boot Diaries and The Full Nerd @PCWorld.com I've never slapped anyone / not the actor Signal:willsmith.01

A TV hung about 12-feet high on the wall of a bar. There’s a wooden roof, a security camera and something suspicious dangling below the TV. You can’t see in the picture, but I assure you motion smoothing is on.
A corgi with huge ears sitting on a trail, looking down on a long, crescent-shaped beach below.
A tri-color Pembroke welsh corgi laying on a sofa with an orange and white throw on it. His stomach is facing straight up but his front legs are rotated fully 90 degrees toward the right and his head is rotated another 90 degrees beyond his shoulders. He’s a bendy boy.
A screenshot from Steam, showing the PUBG Battlegrounds logo, the Steam play button, and "Last Played: Today"
Ripley, a black and white Boston terrier puppy, in the play position, next to a tri-color corgi (Chloe) who is completely ignoring her.
A Corgi (Toby) and a Boston terrier (Ripley) laying side-by-side on a couch. Ripley is unconscious and Toby is side eyeing Ripley.
A corgi, laying on his back, with both of his back legs completely twisted 90 degrees in the same direction. It looks like he has serious back problems, but this is just the way he lays.
This is Toby, a Pembroke welsh corgi. He’s giving the camera mad side eye and he’s sitting in my lap (I’m a bearded guy with glasses in the background)
Toby, Pembroke Welsh Corgi with a white chest, black back, and reddish-brown face and ears, looking to the right side of the frame. He’s laying on his side on a concrete patio in the afternoon sunlight.
The Star Trek TOS title card scene with one word as the title "Irregardlessly"
The Star Trek: TNG title screen with the Enterprise-D and the words "Billionaires vs. Dinosaurs" in the font and style of the TNG episode titles.
The numbers 6 and 7 written in liquid on the concrete sidewalk outside an ice rink.
A text message thread. The other party sent a message that says “the flower just woke up” and I responded “This is how you know the day has truly begun.” The background is my stupid face with a yellow filter over it.
A blue Subaru hatchback with an Oregon license plate that just says USB on it. Presumably the owner of this car really REALLY likes USB.
Two images of Grace from Resident Evil Requiem. Both pictures feature a blonde white woman looking at the camera wearing a red jacket, grey tank top, and black zip up shirt. The left (DLSS 5 Off) image shows relatively flat texture to her skin, eye makeup, and hair color. The right image (DLSS5 On) shows more realistic skin texture and removes all of the shadows that are created by her hair and browline. It also changes the character's presentation of her own appearance. In the DLSS off image, she's wearing understated makeup, with some light eyeliner and eye shadow and a neutral tone lipstick/gloss. In the DLSS on image, she has highlights in her hair, a fuller, darker red lip, a more defined eyebrow, and a much more intentional looking smokey eye makeup.
A dark grey T-shirt with 5 space station designs from the game Skin Deep. Each one is a different primary color (green, purple, red, blue, and yellow) and each one has a different key identifier (one has an observatory dome, one has a large antenna, etc)
Two shots from The Simpsons episode where Bart gets an elephant. It shows two DJs from KBBL. One says "Man, that thing's great." The other says "Don't praise the machine." They're talking about a robotic DJ that the station manager is threatening to replace them with.
A GPS screen showing a map and next turn info. There is a pop up that says “Missing Sign in 225 feet” with prompts underneath that say “Still there” and “Not there”. Given the context of a regular user of the app “Still there” almost certainly indicates that the sign remains missing. Under the screen there is a series of physical buttons and knobs for climate control.
A video of a Linux desktop with a video call open on one side and a terminal window filled with a text file. The windows animates to an Expose-style overview of multiple virtual desktops, but instead of being a fast, crisp animation, it's extremely springy and dynamic, with the windows getting larger and smaller and bouncing all over the place.
A royal blue T-shirt with the Microsoft logo (4 squares in a 2 x 2 grid). The logo says Microslop instead of Microsoft though.
A dark brown loaf of banana bread in a ceramic bread pan, sitting on a wire rack.
A royal blue tri-blend T-shirt with the Microsoft logo (4 squares in a 2x2 grid that are orange, green, blue, and yellow) next to the word "Microslop" in the Microsoft logo font, Segoe UI Bold
A bag of gummy nerds clusters. It's ping, with a giant "NERDS" label on it, and a bigger than life-size gummy nerds cluster. The cluster looks like a gumdrop with multi-colored rocks stuck on the outside. The rocks are nerds. The bag features a series of cartoonish nerds licking their lips and looking at the gummy cluster.
A small hummingbird with an olive green back, black chin, and long straight bill sitting on a bare branch. There are crimson maple leaves I. The foreground and a blue and white sky in the background. The bird is slightly puffed up for winter.
Three pumpkins on a stoop. Two are fairly traditional, with triangle eyes and big toothy smiles, the third has triangular dog ears and a bit flappy tongue hanging out.
A hand drawn picture of a thing that vaguely resembles a semi automatic handgun. It might have been drawn by a child.
It's a man wearing glasses in a clean room bunny suit. He's wearing a white overgarment and a white hood with his mouth covered. His eyes and nose are poking through. He's standing in front of a backdrop that looks like the inside of a cleanroom.
An image of a terminal output from a Linux machine. It says "sudo sbctl status [sudo] password for will: Installed: sbctl is installed Owner GUID: <redacted> Setup Mode: Disabled Secure Boot: Enabled Vendor Keys: microsoft
A white guy with a beard and glasses in a bright green room with a halo of light green lights around his head.
An empty pack of Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos on the top of trash in a kitchen-style trash can.
Standing on a high ledge, when one person says "We shouldn't jump from here" the other flies by and screams "Weeee!" then dies.
Two people playing Peak. The one that's in the front says "Don't think, just up."
A video from Google News showing a Polygon story. The user clicks the … button at the bottom of the story and selects “Don’t show content from Polygon”. The story is replaced with “No more from Polygon”
A video of a character climbing a cliff face in Peak. On a ledge above him, another character appears. That character turns to look at the geyser on the cliff face beside him, before getting yeeted off the cliff when the geyser erupts a split second later.
A Tempest cabinet from 1981.
A red-headed tri-color Pembroke Welsh Corgi, with a black back, red and white legs, and a big white stripe down the middle of her face. She looking straight at the camera and looks like she's smiling, but her face is just shaped that way. She's sitting outside, on the lowest step of a brick patio. There's a large plant in a 1/3rd of an old wine barrel on the right side of the shot.
A clean folder for end credits with just a single prproj file.
A folder from a UE project that just shows a folder, and 3 files, one of which is End Credits_2023.prproj
My 12-year-old jumping off a cliff, successfully grabbing a vine and doing some sick stunts. Me attempting to follow and knocking myself unconscious.
A Windows 11 Start screen showing a search for the word "Update". The top result is a link to Discord, followed by apps buried in the Program Files directory with "Update" in the name. "Check for Updates" is the 4th option. It would have been first on the last version of Windows.
The cover of The Three Investigators in The Secret of phantom Lake. The cover features the title and three young men being menaced by a spooky-looking anthropomorphic tree.
Someone drawing a star with 5 lines
The steamdb concurrent player chart for Deep Rock Galactic. It shows gradual growth over 7 years, with spikes on sales and free weekends.
Two Steam forum posts right next to each other. One says "1 million players" and the other says "Officially dead?"
A very angry orange video game character, dressed like a scout of some kind, wearing a wizard hat.
A screenshot from the Switch 2 tour game where the player is controlling a small UFO and dodging a lot of small spikey balls.
Me, a middle aged white dude with a beard, standing in front of the Nintendo San Francisco store sign in the basement of the store.
A screenshot of the game The Farmer Was Replaced. It shows a small plot of land in a grid with various crops planted on it. There's a small drone midway across the plot of land which is harvesting crops. There are a lot of windows showing snippets of Python code around the plot. The Python code is controlling the drone in the game.
A picture of the Bluesky posting box with text inside that says “Every tweet requires an image Jeff.”
A red Mother’s Day card with a bouquet of handcut paper tulips and Happy Mother’s Day in black block letters
The results when I ran their email spam through their AI detection tool on their website. It lists that email as 1% human/99% likely AI, with red flags from OpenAI, Quillbot, and yellow flags from GPTZero, Writer, Sapling, and Grammarly.
AI detection likelihood image from the site, Undetectable.ai of an email pitching Undetectable.ai. It's listed as 1% human by their own metrics.
Hey Brad and Will, Wow, that latest chat with Adam Patrick Murray about the Nintendo Switch 2 was quite the ride! The bit on the console's dock secrets and the MicroSD Express storage had me glued. It's amazing to see how these tech advancements are sculpting new landscapes. Speaking of tech wizardry, have you thought about having Christian Perry on the show? As the CEO of Undetectable AI, he's taken the whole generative AI world by storm, much like the Switch 2 is taking over gaming news! With over 15 million users and standing as a top AI writing tool, Christian's insights into AI's hidden workings promise to intrigue your audience, especially when it comes to how his tools seamlessly pass for human writing without tripping any detectors like GPTzero.
An i mage of a streetside ad for the site PostHog. The text reads "Experiments. PostHog does that." and it's got a picture of a white guy just peeking over the bottom edge of the sign.
An iOS Screen Time screenshot showing 130 average notifications for last week. The big spikes are Tuesday - Friday, when I was at GDC in person.
A clip from an email that says “Hi there, When listeners search for "progressive lens" on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, Brad & Will Made a Tech Pod. appears as Result 5 But did you know it's also: Result #7 for will smith Result #12 for tech architecture”
A big blue book called “Above Top Secret The Worldwide UFO Cover-Up”
An old 13-inch GE TV from the 80s. It has two knobs and bunny ears in a wood paneled case.
A power meter showing consumption for a gaming PC. It lists 647.9W drawn.