WobblyPython: The internet's favorite talking snake

@wobblypython.bsky.social

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Vtuber, Illustrator, Modeler, animator, video editor, and general neato creator type. He/They Twitch Partner. Mon-Fri wobblesthepython@gmail.com

Roll of brown, fabric lookin tape.
Nintendo power cover featuring Metal Storm! It had a cool gunpla looking figure on the cover.
pink and black checkerboard wedges with a very thin sole. Also a cute little ankle strap.
a flip flop, that is high-heel, but also has like, half of a shoe on the big-toe side?
mesh wedgheel converse (black)
A steam page where a game claims there are "docs and hunts no tutorials, figure it out" and in the next line confesses to using the plagiarism machines to steal all its art. Svgs, ads, music and voice. Just every single humanities subject.
Haus of Decline Garnet.
A big gulp mug dwarfing a entire gallon of milk.
The Dash con "Ball pit"
AI disclosure
Char Aznable commenting "The brass doesn't understand things like that." To some nobody pilot.
[Doctor Dinosaur facing down Spiderman. Jaime Harrison's head has been pasted over Doctor Dinosaur.] Doctor Dinosaur: "If you don't like us, don't win our elections. Those are MY fundraising avenues!" Spiderman: "But with all these new seats you could work for REAL change!" Doctor Dinosaur:" I don't WANT change! I WANT TO FUNDRAISE!"
panel 1: Guy in sunnies crosses his arms. Says "CHwerd." to a guy who pogs. Panel 2: guys carry coolguy in sunnies. He says more cool words like "Dortillos. Swaggin, Bruh" Panel 3: The guys throw him into the virgin hole. He says "NUH!"
A smear of white goo: "Smooth and caring texture"
nifty lookin' jet.
Ew, I stepped in shit.
HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES?!
Nuclear Option screenshot but the big bomber in the game has been reskinned to look like a Klingon Bird of Prey. It's firing missiles at clouds cuz that looks cool.
A very tired looking shoe that is entirely dilapidated, shredding, dirty foam and elastic/ cotton.
Side profile. Brown leather boot with a zipper side.
18 pairs of boots on a sales grid and not a fucking one of them costs less than $400.
FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY FOUR DOLLARS FOR THE MOST BORING BEIGE BOOTS YOU'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN YOUR LIFE.
Twitch alert: Watch TieTuesday once more this week to upgrade your Bloom badge and more channel points (8 minutes ago)
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
American Vietnam War memorial in DC. Statues of soldiers in combat gear walk towards an American flag lit by the rising sun.
The view of the Washington obelisk from the Lincoln memorial. A woman in a graduation outfit takes pictures while looking out over Donald Trump's wrecking crew painting the reflecting pond blue like a bunch of fucking idiots.
A cool duck. On some dirt.
Mario about gettin' smoked by a podaboo
a pool
"That's not a mech that's Goku" - Wobblypython
An industrial floor drying fan pointed at the open side of a PC.
Tailmakers Leaderboards for Canal. 2-5 Muscle League. 1: TomTalks - 12.1 sec 2: BBoy - 12.98 sec 3: WobblyPython - 18.95 sec 4: Az - 18.96 sec 5: Jakeline - 20.98 sec 6: BreakingPoint - 22.31 sec 7: Duodecaquark - 23.78 sec 8: Foxophonist - 26.4 sec 9: 13 element yagi-antenne - 28.58 sec 10: Bevan Boo - 35.5 sec
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