WobblyPython: The internet's favorite talking snake @wobblypython.bsky.social · 21d

I could pull this one off, but they stop making shoes this cute two sizes before I could possibly smush my toots in 'em. Dr. Scholls combat boots or bust. I think part of what I'm learning here is that I love a shoe that is pretending to be a classic converse but foundationally isn't.

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Aero · 21d

I think one of my friends calls 'em converse mimics, they're usually inspiring I just wish I could pull off any sort of heel. I have an issue with my feet being particularly wide, so while I can usually find shoes in "my" size, they squeeze my feet too tightly, if I can fit at all.

WobblyPython: The internet's favorite talking snake · 21d

Okay, now I'm just scrolling websites while I'm waiting on plumbers, but did you know that for the price of 4 shoes you can buy two one half shoes? They're basically up on cinderblocks, the poor little guys.