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Yet another irresponsible amount of GameCube games accumulated over an admittedly less high-stress (but still relatively high-stress) period in the last few months. In order, the games are... - Nintendo GameCube Preview Disc (2003) - Custom Robo (2004) - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time + Master Quest (2003) - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006) - The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures (2004) - Sonic Mega Collection (2002) - Super Monkey Ball (2001) - Super Monkey Ball 2 (2002) - Super Monkey Ball Adventure (2006) - Odama (2006) (big box edition) In the background, the Game Boy Player Start-Up Disc (2003) can be seen peeking out from behind the stack of games. Similarly, Pikmin New Play Control (2009) for the Wii can be seen lining the bottom of the stack, trying not to call attention to itself. 🎶 ...pik-min new playcontrol forthewii... 🎶
John Ico giving his best Dreamworks stank face
A Nintendo GameCube with a clear plastic aftermarket shell. The internals are visible though the soft, white, transparent plastic. The indigo power LED is reminiscent of the stock purple plastic shell. The GameCube sits atop a matching plastic Game Boy Player attachment. A transparent blue Pokémon Sapphire cartridge is loaded, matching the power LED. The controller ports are filled with connectors that route to a BlueRetro Bluetooth transmitter. Next to the GameCube sits a purple Nintendo Switch 2 GameCube controller, which is powered on and connected to the BlueRetro receiver.
A Xeet (formerly Tweet) from Internet "Keep it down please" Hippo (@InternetHippo) that reads "They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant that the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't"
A purr-fessional business cat, looks forlornly past his newspaper, now gently resting upon the table as if he had just been reading it but placed it down to ponder thoughts that only recently came into focus. It's as if he has had a gentle but somewhat tiring realization. In the foreground, a teacup sits, untouched. Is business cat British? That's up to you to decide.
DIRTY MOUNTAIN DEW: A CREAM SODA-FLAVORED AFFRONT TO THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE
Three copies of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (2004), one in a GameCube game case and the others in various mismatched game cases. They are all visually indistinguishable and in ostensibly great condition, but only one works!
A frankly irresponsible amount of GameCube games accumulated over a high-stress period in the last few months. In order, the games are... • The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition (2003) • Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg (2003) • Chibi-Robo! (2005) • Donkey Konga (2004) • Donkey Konga 2 (2005) • Donkey Kong Jungle Beat (2004) • Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (2002) • Geist (2005) • Star Fox Adventures (2002) • Star Fox Assault (2005) • Wario World (2003) • Wave Race: Blue Storm (2001)
A screenshot from "your ai slop bores me". The prompt reads "draw me your favorite videogame!!! do it!!! show me peak!!!" The "AI" responded with a picture of Baba, arrow pointing towards Baba, with the caption "this mf is YOU". This is a reference to the videogame "Baba is You".
The Official Nintendo Power Player's Guides for Pokémon Colosseum and Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness for the Nintendo GameCube.
dude on a chair, laying back, gaming, relaxing all cool... then suddenly leaning forward and locking tf in!!!
That demon child from Home Alone (1990) lighting up a cig against the cold and bleak winter landscape
A screenshot from "Blue Prince" (2025) showing the character entering the foyer of the mansion from the grounds outside.
Key art for "Skeletá" by Ghost: a perspective-warping view of a skeletal take on the Mormon Mirrors of Eternity that evokes the warships of classic Star Wars.
Key art for the Rehearsal, Season 2 (2022): Nathan Fielder with his portable laptop station standing on the wing of a commercial passenger plane, as viewed through the window of a plane seat.
A cyber-enhanced woman is dancing at the club and shouting "fuck daylight savings"
A sealed copy of "Office Space" (1999) on PSP UMD Video, purchased for a crisp $24.99 entirely as a bit. If you look closely and don't get distracted by the Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 desk mat, a sneaky NTSC-J PS1 copy of "Policenauts" (1996) can be seen in the upper-right corner.
A retro achievement for Castlevania Symphony of the Night titled "Rondo of Blood Gaiden" that reads "Finish the game as Richter in one sessions defeating all the bosses and without using save points to refill your health." It's currently sitting at a 1.12% completion rate.
Letterboxd four favorites: - Blade Runner 2049 (2017) - Arrival (2016) - John Wick (2014) - Pacific Rim (2013)
A candle lit gothic castle hallway with impossibly high ceilings and a frightening alien robot thing portrait in the center.
A 5-star Backloggd review of Hollow Knight by user zeroesandones that reads: "$200 of content crammed into a $20 game"
Those positively rotund little lads from LocoRoco, including a big squishy one that's no longer spherical
zeroesandones's Best of 2015 Brought to you by Backloggd™ Game of the Year: Bloodborne: The Old Hunters Best Gameplay: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Best Narrative: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D Best Art Direction: Bloodborne Best Soundtrack: Super Stardust Ultra Best Multiplayer: Splatoon
A fan made image in the style of the game Baba Is You riffing on the Martin Scorsese meme. KIKI takes the place of Marty, and the caption reads CINEMA IS ABSOLUTE.
The Spider-Man 1, 2, and 3 movies (directed by Sam Raimi) on the timeless media format PSP UMD Video.
Klefki from Pokémon. It's a fuckass little keyring freakazoid with a bunch of stolen keys hanging around its body.
A clip of survival mode on the Helios Descent track set to ""(OF ALL ELSE)" by HEALTH
A clip of survival mode on the Helios Descent track set to "A Long Way Down" by Le Castle Vania
Six games in my Steam Library with the "NEW TO LIBRARY" chip: - Barony (2015) | https://backloggd.com/games/barony/ - Humanity (2023) | https://backloggd.com/games/humanity/ - Tetris Effect: Connected (2020) | https://backloggd.com/games/tetris-effect-connected/ - Lumines Remastered (2018) | https://backloggd.com/games/lumines-remastered/ - Rez Infinite (2016) | https://backloggd.com/games/rez-infinite/ - BallisticNG (2018) | https://backloggd.com/games/ballisticng/
The famous @dril tweet: "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
A review of S02 E03 "Pilot's Code" of Nathan Fielder's show "The Rehearsal" that reads "I am not the same person I was before this episode".
zeroesandones's Best of 2007 Brought to you by Backloggd™ Game of the Year: The World Ends With You Best Gameplay: Super Mario Galaxy Best Narrative: Metroid Prime 3: Corruption Best Art Direction: WipEout Pulse Best Soundtrack: Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock Best Multiplayer: Monster Hunter Freedom 2
A very high quality sticker of Rayquaza's party sprite placed delicately stop a copy of Monster Hunter Portable 3rd for the Sony PlayStation Portable™
A can of soda that is allegedly "quite vaporwave". It's "Something & Nothing" brand "Cucumber Premium Soda". The can is a pure metallic off-white color and features a crisp, rectangular image with a very frutiger aero esque seafoam green and periwinkle blue color palette over which the leaf of a palm tree is superimposed. There's also a distorted afterimage of the same palm tree leaf in the background of the image.
An extremely scrungly white cat looking exhausted and defeated holding a cigarette out mid smoke, as if to say "ain't that the shit" and offer you a light on your 15 minute shift break.
The following retro games are laid out on a snazzy Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 desk mat, tastefully adorned with a wireless Sega Genesis controller for maximum engagement bait: - Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Mega Drive (JP) - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for the Sega Mega Drive (JP) - Sonic the Hedgehog 3 for the Sega Mega Drive (JP) - Sonic Spinball for the Sega Mega Drive (JP) - Sonic the Hedgehog CD for the Sega CD (JP) - Sonic CD for the Sega CD (US) - Sonic Jam for the Sega Saturn (JP) - Sonic R for the Sega Saturn (JP) - Sonic Unleashed for the PlayStation 3 (US)
Matthew McConaughey from True Detective smoking a cig but not the famous meme one, the one where he has long hair and a sicko mustache and looks utterly fucking done with whoever is standing just out of frame
A 3⭐❤️ review of "Venom: The Last Dance" on Letterboxd that reads: All of the shit with Knull was giving prerendered cutscenes from a generic 5/10 fantasy RPG on the PS3 but I cried during a Maroon 5 needle drop so who's to say if this is a bad movie
A post from the official Facebook page for David Lynch that reads: "It is with deep regret that we, his family, announce the passing of the man and the artist, David Lynch. We would appreciate some privacy at this time. There's a big hole in the world now that he's no longer with us. But, as he would say, "Keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole." "It's a beautiful day with golden sunshine and blue skies all the way." The post is accompanied by a photo of David Lynch playing a guitar and smoking a cigarette.
Jimothy Balatro himself eating a delicious ripe banana while being cloaked in shadow, perhaps menacingly. Oh, what's this? Jim's holding a second banana as well! He's keeping up his potassium levels as recommended by his doctor. Everybody say "great job Jimbo"!
That meme where some unruly fellas are yelling "Shut up!" at Mr. Jesus that's captioned with "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth." (Gal. 4:16). In this instance, I'm using it to proclaim that coconut vanilla flavored Greek yogurt is goated (perhaps even with the sauce), which I know will be poorly received with the audience at which I am skeeting.
2024 Playback report for ZeroesOnes Scrobbles: 8,269 Artists: 806 Albums: 932 Tracks: 3,625 Top Artists: 1. Ghost 2. MASTER BOOT RECORD 3. GosT 4. 2 Mello 5. Barry "Epoch" Topping Top Albums: 1. "Multi-Dimensional: Sonic Adventure 2 Original Soundtrack" - Various Artists 2. "IMPERA" - Ghost 3. "wipE'out" - The Zero Gravity Soundtrack" - CoLD SToRAGE 4. "Bomb Rush Cyberfunk Soundtrack" - Various Artists 5. "INTERNET PROTOCOL" - MASTER BOOT RECORD Top Tracks: 1. "A Long Way Down" - Le Castle Vania 2. "SMTP" - MASTER BOOT RECORD 3. "Riot" - DANCE WITH THE DEAD 4. "Scraped on the Way Out" - Kilowatts 5. "Waters of Nazareth" - Justice Top Tags: 1. Electronic 2. Synthwave 3. Rock 4. Hip-Hop 5. Darksynth
A screenshot of Mr. Ecco the Dolphin himself underneath the tropical waves and sunny palm tree beaches of the year 2000
A scene from "Night in the Woods" where Mae, Gregg, and Angus are at a party in the woods. Gregg is saying to Mae, "If anyone's gonna ruin your night, Mae, it really should be you."
Key art of "Internet Protocol" by Master Boot Record: rune-like symbols cutting through a black background, revealing computer circuitry underneath.
Key art of "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex - 2ND GIG": the crew members of Public Security Section 9 looking hard af
Key art of "Whiplash": drum sticks resting on a snare drum, covered in smeared and splattered blood.
Key art of "Wipeout 3: Special Edition" for the PlayStation: highly abstracted racing ship designs with an emphasis on outlined, blueprint-style polygons.
"Wipeout" for the Sega Saturn
My Steam Replay 2024 stats: * 25 games played * 435 achievements unlocked * 207 sessions * 20 new games this year Most played games by % of playtime: * Balatro (33%) * Cassette Beasts (12%) * Vampire Survivors (10%) * Mini Motorways (6%) * Boneraiser Minions (5%)
Ben Affleck smoking a cig and drinking a bev on a balcony, looking like the world could end right now and he'd be nonplussed about it
Ben Affleck looking particularly Over This Shit while smoking a cigarette
The front cover of "WipEout: Futurism - The Graphic Archives" by Duncan Harris with foreward by Ian Anderson.
Transaction receipt showing a $300 + fees donation to SisTers PGH
"Have a Nice Death" - $12.49 @ 50% off "Noita" - $7.99 @ 60% off "Interior Worlds" - $7.99 @ 20% off
According to Weatherby's Backloggd, they have only played 644 games! That's fewer than All The Games. They got work to do!!