ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · Jun 27 we missed peak culture
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i hope one of those little cabinets is a mini fridge
it would be impossible to enter that thing and not start banging. I'd never get any sleep
It’s even got a bar. Maybe a fridge? Bedpan?
Nothing this good since...
circular dwellings always bring me back to this
@chronicillness.bsky.social with plenty of storage for medications! 😍
you could be depressed for so long in there
I wonder if they have a Habitat Masterbath retrorenovation.com/2018/02/19/k...
I need this, but in the middle of a cray
Honestly, the built in ashtray is a game changer
SO MANY LITTLE BLINKY LIGHTS
For those who can't walk to the liquor bar late at night -- and in the morning.
There’s gotta be a modern version on Temu.
They need to bring this back... Modernized of course. I need this in my life!
We used to be a proper society
I want what she had
We can see the bar, tv and the hi-fi system, that’s pretty much all there was in the 70s so I don’t know what else could be in that. I think they’re looking at a caged animal.
2.0 with rotation options
Man I bet changing those sheets is a pain in the ass
Reminds me of how decadent it felt when I set up my computer so I could check my email without getting out of bed. It was... a while ago.
Where's the bathroom???
I bet Hef had one.
Anyone who lived through the 60’s and 70’s can see this is fake. Another AI helicination.
I want it
that does seem pretty nice
It’s the future of the studio apartments so the rich can pretend exorbitant rent is not crushing humanity.
I think The Monkees had something like this
It's AI. All the banks of lights are misaligned but more important than that, there's no mention of it online that's more than a couple weeks old. If this had really existed back then, you'd be able to find *some* mention of it in the intervening decades.
That ad is AI enhanced slop but the bed did exist and was featured in 'The Bed and Bath Book' (1986) by Terence Conran. www.etsy.com/listing/8723...
This is awesome. I'm not even doing a bit. This would rock.
“We like to FUUUCK, while we watch the NEWWWS”
gircle bed
Always wanted to bang my head against a CRT screen instead of a headboard…
Fuckin boomers man.
Perfect when you want to sleep around.
Retvrn
i think it was a spoof : www.facebook.com/TheRetrofutu...
Nothing goes together like lube and faux suede
oh my god i am sorry i didn’t research the ad before i posted it this is probably AI, i saw it on Instagram and didn’t realize and thought it was funny i didn’t generate it, i don’t post AI content intentionally
I dream of this
The ADHD Command Center. i should be able to buy this with health savings account money. it should count towards my annual deductible.
Sadly, as this seems to be the only picture of it, I suspect it's not real. Dammit!
We did! Replace the liquor cabinet with a bookshelf and figure out a way to make it so I could type on a laptop without bending over it like Schroeder playing his piano, and it's 100% "Shut up and take my money!"
Adult play nest
Only a cocaine user could innovate like this
Gives new meaning to the phrase “jump into bed.”
look at all the enrichment we could have in our enclosure
So many buttons Hnnnng.
Put a mini fridge in there and you’re set!
Imagine making that bed every morning…
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the all new bedroom suite... we call it Claustrophobia...
I remember ads like this in real time. Sleazy porn vibes.
Building this.
What I’d do for a gircle bed
You KNOW it smell crazy up in there
Sadly this was not a real ad, it’s clipped and cuts off a Retrofuture group watermark in the upper left corner. Which is a shame.
I deserve this for myself.
Wait what are they watching if the TV’s behind them? Are there….TWO TV’s???
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I would live in that.
Has anyone in these replies actually changed sheets? This looks like hell on earth.
And old people bitch about kids now bedrotting.
why must i be cursed with rectangle bed WHYYY
A polygraph? This is Kash Patels bed, isnt it? Who else could act like a playboy with a record playing, continuously, on the bed and the TV on.
They made this for George Costanza
I think this is AI. I can't find anything on this.
“These are sexy people Lyn”
Thumbs with too many joints
I gotta know why privacy is important when this is, theoretically, in your private bedroom.
The 70s was deeply flawed but had so much to recommend it. “Look for the union label” was a heartfelt admonition and Jill Claybourgh was the star in 1/3 of all of the movies.
Girde bed for all
AI is bad, m'kay?
not pictured: tray of white powder
I don’t care if it’s Ai. It’s a dream
We did
This may be AI but there was a real thing like this that AI stole it from