Bluesky @bsky.app · Jun 17 This Sunday is Father's Day in more than 90 countries, and we have the perfect gift for the father in your life
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I think my dad would hate this place
This didn’t land unfortunately
Unless its a Ouija board probably not going to work
Daddies!
What about bean dads?
show Dad how much you care, give him the gift of a free social media account this Father's Day. that'll show him all right
I don’t have a father but appreciate
1. They’re running on muscle memory. 2. I wish he would finally sign up here so I can follow him. 3. These guys need to pay cat tax. 4. Eh… 5. (random cynical thought about the cost of living as a single-income household with a dependent in a world gone mad) 6. Hah!
I'm relieved to see I'm not the only one who has no idea what any of that means.
i missed this post for 14 days and reading comments below makes me feel im on twitter
When bluesky has an edit option THEN it will be the perfect gift. Not a moment before
Single moms is the only one not centered with the bsky logo
The same post for pride would be a felony 💀
The 25th amendment removing the entire trump regime
Hide post counts unless interacted with. Stop helping them program us.
Can you live or die through this butterfly?
¨Naturally...¨
im a 38 year old dad
Mine is dead, and that is definitey worth more celebrations than his life ever was. I don't get this post either.
I was like wait. You are recommending single moms as a gift for Father’s Day…?
How do you give Bluesky?
"Hi hungry I'm dad" fire reference
Man, you really don't understand who your main audience is. Spoiler: none of the actual users want their parents on here.
This is pathetic
Don't worry, this boomer dad got it. Including the Dad Joke at the end.😎
DELETE THIS
Bsky I'm definitely at a loss 🤷♀️
Guess the confusion is the point??? 😶🤔😬
When you need to explain, you've already lost. Just ask JD Vance.
LOL
They’re calling it the most incomprehensible post ever made
Bet you haven't got anything for a dead one!
Ok but how is a free app a gift?
do you mean my dad is going to turn into a cat [cat's dad?]
Forced holidays are not kind.
They’re the same image
fuuuaa los padres amantes de pajaros aman esta app
Wtf
Humor gerado pelo Claude, não é?
Damn. Even @bsky.app can't make good posts on this app.
I'm giving my dad... A free social media app? Lol, I hope this isn't testing the waters for a paid service.
High thy Mice.., May please Tell to You're 2thy4, benBenim. #.##0^0
Mom's aren't dads
Close enough, welcome back Cow Tool's
How about the gift of EDITING?!!! And not this 5 minute bullshit or concern that somebody will change a post I already liked so it looks like I liked that, blah blah blah! JUST GIVE US EDITING!!!
I think dads like lawnmowers and tickets for Fast & Furious?
lol
Glad to know I'm not the only one who doesn't understand this post. 😂
did you ai generate this?
But yall banned my dad for being trans and supporting Palestine.
How about dads who need a reality check?
How do I block Bluesky on Bluesky?
Hey Bluesky, are you trying to sexualize the Pope? It makes me think of the "Pope wars", it's a fascinating part of history with many illegitimate children... My mind went to sexual jokes of "don't call me father, call me Daddy" Seriously, does Bluesky have a PR team or HR?
Father's Day and single moms. Yeah even here on that day you need women (are you trying to break up good marriages for single moms?) but not mention single dads. GJ retards.
i mean this genuinely what the hell are you talking about
This post is as weird as this whole platform
Single moms? How about single Dads?!!! Oh sorry - you put a single dads section on the mothers day post... I am not even going to bother to check... sure someone will put me right if it is there.
And what's your gift guide for queer people during Pride? Is it letting us be harassed along with every other marginalized group while you protect bigots?
I'd posit that a situation involving multiple "daddies" is more than a tumblr thing..
poland only celebrates it 3 days later lol
???
You should include Girl Dads.
When you have to explain it...
The message is clear: Bluesky will take 6 lives this Father’s Day
im a dad and this thread is hilarious, i think
@bsky.app Respectfully, whose idea was this post? It's like a bad riddle 😩 Love you, still 🫶
@bsky.app 💊💊💊
"hi hungry i'm dad" "Why did you name me this way?"
Can you please fix that mute doesn’t work for “Mother’s Day” or “Father’s Day” please? Your help desk just tells me to update my app, but it’s been a year now.
i dont get it
Sometimes it seems to me that the institution of the family was created only to generate new people, to pacify them and accustom them to individualism, which is based on the idea that there is a child's family and everyone else who is not his family. That's why I don't like such holidays.
Was toch afgelopen zondag in 🇧🇪🤔
Why did you name me this way?
I want my very own personal Pope Leo for Father's Day, and I will not accept anything less.
The cat dads is really cool !
No to the Pope, cats or single moms.All others... form an orderly queue 🫣
can you give us the perfect gift of a hidden posts tab and a way to unhide posts?
Father's Day Founding Fathers Tour, via Eventbrite, in Washington D.C. www.eventbrite.com/e/fathers-da...
I’m a dad and I don’t even know what this means
Hi, what the actual fuck is this?
Wut
Please hire a social media manager
what about transgender fathers? are they safe on bluesky with your bad moderation?
Seeing this I low-key forgot that there is an actual pope Leo and that this isn't just a @minnmax.com @leovader.com reference
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Então quer dizer que cês são engraçado?
Where is the one for Dad's who died years ago and we are still grieving
The joke tour: A Bluesky account is the suggested gift for all categories of dads, including: - Dads who are 38 years old (and SPECIFICALLY 38 years old.) - Il Papa - Men who own cats - Sex joke - The alternative if you don't have a dad or your dad is a deadbeat - Dad joke
A salute to every father who struggles for his family , We take care of the fathers and the whole family
The site for people with daddy issues is actually going to acknowledge Father's Day? Color me surprised
Except Australia we don’t have Fathers day until September and I don’t celebrate it anymore since I don’t have a dad or grandpa anymore
YES
I don’t get it, am I giving my dad the Pope? How are any of these gifts?
what
No thanks. How about the ability to mute the phrase "Father's Day" (and "Mother's Day") for those of us who are orphans?
“Single moms”
Blocking words and phrases is extremely useful.
What?
woot? :D
👍
Hear me out. Idea: Delete every account that got here without an invite code. Give the remaining users invite codes again, and then we can start gifting Bluesky. Everyone will feel wonderful and there will be no complaints.
These Gen Zs better get off my blue lawn! *shakes fist with giga rizz*
Imagine having a dad
Did a chatbot wrote this dumb joke?
To all Skeeters aggrieved by this post: We acknowledge you. That said though, The People have Chosen.
did ai make this post? it makes no sense
Whoa this is a wasted opportunity @meredithmeredith.bsky.social
More gibberish from don pedo, the man without a soul or a conscience. Give Peace a chance!
I still haven’t a clue what you’re going on about.
I think maybe you should consider that for some people 'Father's Day' means mourning - as your Dad has died, or he wants nothing to do with you, or he just was never there. Maybe also, someone is mourning the fact that they will never be a Father themselves.
WTH does this mean? 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Who gave @jcsalterego.bsky.social the password to this account?
bluesky, respectfully what the FUCK does this mean
how is Pope Leo not a cat dad?
You forgot Gamer Dads
My father left
If you see mine tell him he's a cunt
父
I have no clue what this means? Am I missing something here???
👍
Stupid joke. Can't say what I want, the fucking AI mods are too stupid to understand the English language. Butt out of my father's day, peanut.
I didn't understand... But I'm a cat dad... I feel represented! Thanks @bsky.app
The gift of censorship? After Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social posted my tweet to @bsky.app about TikTok censorship, Bluesky censored my account and is requesting that I unfollow people despite having over 200,000 followers bsky.app/profile/chri...
Read down for Anti-Dad.
insensitive. my dad cannot access bluesky from hell
I will follow back you.
Weird. Not much else you can say to that post.
😉😉😉😎😉😉😉
Anything But being able to DM pictures, @bsky.app 😭 PLEASE i wanna send friends my art
bluesky why are you trying to be a "cool brands account" now?
I thought that these were feeds that had been created for dads 🤣
My father never did anything but give me a catshit covered place to stay for 6 months while he died, he made me wet nurse him; dumping out his gallon jugs of cancer-urine. One whiff, and you'll want to huff grease traps in the peak of summer heat. Hope he's burning in hell.
is this ai slop? it makes no sense
i was about to say "what the Fuck does this mean" but actually i get it
Ha, jokes on you I don’t have a father.
This is terrible, just like everything BlueSky has or more importantly hasn't done in the last 2 years of zero progress .. but we have AI and crypto support HAHAHA
i'm cotting genfused
What about my official badge for another account I own that your team are looking in to that I applied for when you first introduced them ? Yawn
Please never post again.
