Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 19d new metaphor just dropped
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(if you’re worried, don’t: i checked before posting. “A rodeo spokesperson told KCRA 3 that the skydiver is doing well aside from a small cut over his lip and that he will be jumping again this Friday evening.”)
Another Trump Dump of stooopid.
Way more than proving the point that anyone who wraps themselves in red, white, and blue is a walking warning sign.
They call that the Trump Tree.
I equate this occurance to a naval vessel running aground ... bad juju.
Oh the flag caught and tipped the chute forward but the ram air chute didn’t stall collapse luffe it was just purely physics it was flying around an anchor. youtu.be/4PA1fntU88c?...
How does that even happen? Didn’t have a high performance small ram air canopy and was trying to hook it in and show off. Didn’t look to be running with the wind? Time for YouTube view
God did that shit.
Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's America's reputation around the world!!!
Cool stunt!
Notice insta crowd forms at every accident.
That was
Literally
Hook, line and sinker! Good thing it wasn't just the rodeo animals getting hurt.
Worst possible venue to ask for a doctor in the crowd
You can bet he'll be sore AF
laff every time
It’s perfect.
I hear that.
The Ls America’s taking during this 250th celebration is just so perfect
We almost landed those 250 years... Almost.
🎵 Ooh say can’t you see There’s a big badass tree 🎶 🇺🇸 🫡
it's the gift that keeps on giving innit?
Welp, it certainly did!
Was this brought to us by Trump as well?
Is there a limit of how many times you can watch this? Pretty sure, I’m getting close….
😆😆😆😆
I know he’s okay. This is hysterical.
For dismount...
Is America ok?
It was like someone just sucked the AIR right out from under him! Nothing like a little wind help from Mother Nature at just the right time!😂
He did not gain independence from gravity.
USA USA! *smacks into ground* 😄
Sometimes the ‘can do’ attitude needs to make way for a more ‘should I do’ attitude
maga in a nutshell
It’s so symbolic. The US just coasting through the years, little turns here and there and then blamo! 250.
Hand brake turn on landing - not good..
So much freedom!!!!
The Trump Carnival continues its run of being just ‘fair’.
Where exactly was he planning on landing anyway?
As soon as I saw the 1st second of thr video my first thought was "oh, this isn't going to end well"
Now do it again but this time face plant into the reflecting pool
The music is the chefs kiss and if this isn’t a direct sign from up above (literally) alll those fake evangelicals need a reimagining of their faith lmao
well, that's one way to avoid the flag touching the ground... 0-0
Appropro. But I do hope everyone is ok. Jeez.
Pretty much says it all
Seems like big dumb flag caused the accident
This is where I live (Folsom, California) and it was the first night of our 4th of July celebrations at our annual Pro Rodeo, the celebrations for the 4th of July begin on 07/02. While I'd love to say this was all pro MAGA idiots, it's not. Folsom Pro Rodeo draws all kinds of fun/awesome people 😊
Has Joe Biden been blamed yet???
Crash and burn.
His problem was that he was aiming for the Coors tent, when he should have been searching for Miller High Life.
Its kinda funny on repeat, but in an “omg these people really are idiots” kinda way 🥴
Evidently some Americans 🇺🇸 are learning from the Hamas Air Force 🪂 🪁 !
i am trying to sleep here & do not have the time to be laughing at your shenanigans!!
Looks AI as fuck
😂😂😂
Fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂😂
7 P's not in play here. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
7 P's not in play. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
How do you land without dragging the flag in the ground?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect sigh from the real Jesus. White Jesus was busy on Epstein island
Yep! That bout sums up America today. Fauxking muppets.
It's amazing how the American flag has become a negative symbol, a source of division instead of unity, politically polarizing, and something people argue over rather than rally around.
Geroonimooo!
Just sums up the journey US is currently on
Happy Independence Day! Maybe we'll see the fireworks show tomorrow night.
*gigglesnort* -reads to make sure the diver is ok - *more giggles*
Welp… that’s going to leave a mark.
lol
That sums up Trump's entire presidency.
Why is it that the most "patriotic" are usually the worst at flag code? How on earth does such a stunt intend to land while preventing the flag from touching the ground?
It doesn't get any more appropriate than that.
Hahaha! Delightful.
I’m loving it.
This might be the funniest blooper reel ever. And,.. Chicken Little said” the stars .. and stripes are falling” ….looking forward to more of this sideways shit , tonight , from these zany kids.
💔 Hope everyone is ok
Was he able to proudly stand up?
That just means we all Have work to do ! He was fine just a cut on the lip . Rodeo in Folsom, Ca.
That happened at a Rodeo in Folsom , Ca. He landed with a injury on his lip And he’s doing it again later in the day .
Fuk yeh
Oooof! Check density altitude.
Sorry but we do it first
Whenever Trump describes something as being "perfect."
OMG! Laughing so hard my ribs hurt! Oh, and great tagline! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s some Arrested Development nonsense right there
Loser
Shit, hope he’s ok!
Splat!
Dah da da da dah! Da DADA DAH dah! DAHdaDAHAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHhhhhhh
All it's missing is a post-collision explosion
Everything Donald Trump touches dies.
This is a perfect demento meme. Beginning is the promise, the end is the reality.
Yep. Democracy has crashed....
😂
Another metaphor is that in my small town a cop handed me a cheap foreign-made American flag, and the stick immediately broke and then stabbed me in the hand and drew blood.
Holy Hot MAGA Mama 🎶 Batman jingle 🎶🎶
My question is how you do that without letting the flag touch the ground which iirc is a big no-no? The tree was just helping.
Ow.ow.ow.ow.
If not for the tent he would be dead
“Man, you got knocked the F#€K out!!”
The writing just gets lazier and lazier this season...
God's humor. On point 😆
Idiot!
What was the plan here? The Flag is LITERALLY not supposed to ever touch the ground!
Real?
A Neo Nazi masked White Supremacy group is marching in the Capitol and not one peep out of FOX or Trump. Patriot Front has been doing this for years with zero pushback from the "Party of freeing slaves". These people in those mask are just KKK in a new outfit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. I think… A power greater than myself, is REALLY trying to tell them something !!! I wonder 🤔…. if they are capable of listening, learning and understanding ???!
Glad the diver is okay. What is a shame is the first thing that went through my head is "This guy is gonna hit a tree wont he?" And there it is. All in all, glad the dudes okay and Im gonna go scrub my brain with E-Commerce honework.
OMG, he just did a trump-plant into the tent!
Pretty fortunate crashing spot there.
As did he
So this is like the freedom 250 freak fair, it looked good for afar and then it became a big kaboom flop! 😂🤣
Dropped is right.
Oh that was laugh out loud good.
USA under Trump
These 250th Celebrations go from impressive strength to impressive strength. What’s next 🤔 Accidentally setting to the White House?
Basically, this is really, really stupid.
I thought it was a MAGA, *intending* it to fly the flag upside down, like Justice Alito displayed it at his home. (I won't try & explain. 🙍)
Maybe, the flag didn't touch the ground. Respect.
😂🤦 I see what you mean! 😂
The metaphors are metaphoring so hard rn. 😂😆
Folsom California www.kcra.com/article/fols...
Guess bigger isn’t better 🤣. This is awesome!! Hope MAGA felt it!
lol , stupid fascist flag with your putz ass jumper
OW!
Guy can fly but never seemed to practice the landing.
I promise I am not laughing.
I swear it looks like he did that on purpose. He tanks downward at the last second.
If the flag had been a bit bigger - he would have been ok.
Love that the flag is in the distress position!!
One MAGAt down, many more to go!
That flare did it.
operation epic oof
It didn't look like that in the rehearsal
That was actually a failed and foiled assassination attempt on the President.
Yep - I’m glad the skydiver is ok, and I know this had nothing to do with any of Trump’s Freedom 250 events, but I’ve gotta say … it sure feels like a metaphor for them.
🤡🤪🥳
Pitiful.
I hope he's okay!
Lofuknl
How’d he miss the reflecting pool?
🎶Ill gladly stand UP!🎶 🎶Till I get caught🎶 🎶and smash into the thing🎶 🎶 'cause no doubt I need a trauma centerrrrrrrr🎶 🎶 I think I broke everything🎶
Fell flat. Just like trumps fair, just like his wig and exactly like his presidency.
Ahhh - proper MAGA music to accompany the crash. 🎶 And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free 🎶
That is one of the most epic face plants of all time.
🤦
Both a gift that keeps on giving and a frightening blight upon society. Makes us laugh, makes us suffer.
OBAMA SHOULD HAVE TRIMMED THOSE TREES!!!!!
If you are going to flop face-first out of control from a height, I guess a canvas awning is about the best you could hope to hit. I don't like the gaudy stunt, but I hope he was ok.
Since we're not on Facebook, I offer this: a laugh react: 🤣
Oh please, make that a meme!
US was a dream country for the majority of the world. Now it kinda becomes a laughingstock.
Lmfao got what they deserved for letting the flag touch. Pos
Hello,you’re interesting.
No notes. Based.
They really are never beating the "get the least qualified person for the job you can find" allegations are they?
what was even the plan, a spectacular grounding of the flag?
Boom…
Anyone else notice how pixelated the flag looks right before he crashes?
Dropped. I see what you did there.
Seems appropriate given the Drumpf mess.
Hail storms, heat waves, algae, lesions all over his body, and then this? If that blood vessel in his Taco Bell encrusted brain pops today I’m going to take a long bug look at divine intervention.
Seems so trumpy
Literally dropped.
Oh my god is this real? I shouldn’t laugh but 😆😂🤣
Wow major flag code violation.
Cavanaugh saw the beer tent
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lucky skydiver
Heh, I hope crash and burn works better for You
It would have been perfect had this happened at Trump's Fair.
Where was this?!?
Maybe he didn't have enough room to aim for?
Another fuck chump moment.
Ha ha ha A Trump moment Loser
You meant that literally