Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
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@cantfindrig.bsky.social @cantfindrig.bsky.social
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Dunning-Kruger Industries @bbroke7.bsky.social 1972, globally, the top 1% held roughly 23% of wealth share. Then we got TRICKLE DOWN on a GD COCKTAIL NAPKIN in 1974.
Today, that number is close to 48.5%. 11% of that comes from the U.S. top 1%.
Things will get infinitely dumber.
Lily @williof.bsky.social Life is a wilderness, not a track—boldly take the path you want to walk.
punished rj-t2 @altjayteatoo.bsky.social here for a good time not a long time
Arcane-Gel are Absurd @arcanegel.bsky.social
Waylon Jennings-Yutani @ontopic.bsky.social my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
A brief but harmless period of weightlessness @hughsheehy.bsky.social I like books and music and things like that. Design Flaw (Acre), The Invisibles (University of Georgia). Novel forthcoming from 7.13 in 2027. Beacon, NY (He/Him)
Gardener🪴 @lat611.bsky.social Nature loving, tree hugging, cat mom.
spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social Witnessing the fall of Elon Musk from afar
Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social artist, sandwich eater, animal caretaker, here to amuse myself & my friends (she/her)
no ai!
just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhhvmjs42yksilhz47ffbfsk/feed/chrono-skeets
pfp: me doing a mirror selfie
banner: dusky west ok sky full of bats
Nate and Dean do a Stream @natendeanstream.bsky.social We are two men who are loved by our wives and our children. We are to be respected and feared. We stream on twitch.
www.twitch.tv/nate_and_dean
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Sassy Sophia @naturaljayne72.bsky.social
Clown Baby @clownbaby702.bsky.social Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space The Mission is to Explore the Space.
FORMERLY SPONSORED BY HUGO BOSS
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
🪬(*Not Tha God) Fahim 🪬 @fahimaadams.bsky.social 🪺Forever an Ex-Tweep🫡, Ex-Meta, Ex-Netflix, Learning Experience Designer, Sneakers, Art, DEI, 🏳️🌈LGBTQ Rights Advocate🏳️⚧️, Leftist, Indigenous Knowledge Preservation, Animist, Collie Whisperer, Neurospicy🌶️, Builder of Forts⛺️, Hugger of Trees🌲, Dad.
@bubacarrdarboe12.bsky.social @bubacarrdarboe12.bsky.social
Band Practice Podcast @spottingwaldo.bsky.social Podcast about all the best bands & bands that tribute them
spottingwaldo.com 🐛🪿
@kebs4.bsky.social @kebs4.bsky.social Peace and harmony
Galactic Zack (Citizen of the Universe) @zackheskeets.bsky.social Royalty in exile.
Corey @guypatterson.bsky.social
JCG @jaebravo.bsky.social 33/Drinker/Legend Of Zelda enthusiast/ Knicks, Giants, Tottenham fan/ Sole collector/NJ.
Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social Basketball at all levels + programming associate director for SB Nation
NightmareNotes @nightmarenotes.bsky.social Follow me, or face the wraith of Raw-Head and Bloody Bones! 👻💀
@bobbert.bsky.social @bobbert.bsky.social Just lurking
Sean Kelly @yourfriendsean2.bsky.social Under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage.
sleeves @itsmesleeves.bsky.social
chris #1 common sense poster @dunks.bsky.social i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball. fka @negativedunks.
boston by happenstance, maine by heart
host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
Videotape Malicious Mischief @vhsvandal.bsky.social
Jpopp @jp0pp.bsky.social Lurking
Charlie Stolz @charliestolz.bsky.social Pop culture obsessed nerd from the Midwest.
There's more but also there isn't.
Letterboxd https://boxd.it/3kQiJ
Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar @towerskinworldwide.bsky.social he/they/partial gay
smarter than I look, dumber than I seem
semi/mostly/near-definitely retired pro wrestler
non-heart attack survivor
of course I have a podcast
@charleyonhere.bsky.social @charleyonhere.bsky.social Writer idiot
annie @bbypizza.bsky.social Posting in the void
BREAD @breb.bsky.social Entrepreneur
@wyominghippie.bsky.social @wyominghippie.bsky.social now in denver. same guy from twitter and laramie—you might know me from academic debate, being fat, or being pulled onstage at a bruce springsteen concert. jokes, mental health, trek, and my dog Buddy. i’ll write you a joke for a dollar.
Heathercore @heathercore.bsky.social Damaged, but structurally sound. Writer/editor. Crafter/maker. Trash TV viewer. She/her. Please support my Etsy shop: https://heathercorecreations.etsy.com
Kelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social You know me.
Jake @oldtvreference.bsky.social Screenwriter, cofounder of Palette Swap and authority on all things Owen Wilson
Harpo @harpogarza.bsky.social I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
Anthony @immunerain.bsky.social My buffoonery is unsanctioned.
TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@eugeniotriana.bsky.social @eugeniotriana.bsky.social
kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine. ABOLISH ICE
HGTVontheRadio @hgtvontheradio.bsky.social what the hell
Hoss Bossman 🐣 @hossbossman.bsky.social maker of crap
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youtube.com/HossBossman
tiktok.com/@hoss_bossman
https://www.twitch.tv/hoss_bossman
TNG Oil Monster @toohotintheair.bsky.social the weather is too hot. i ate tasha yar- S @steadyeddieg.bsky.social @steadyeddieg.bsky.social
Hamhock42 @hamhock42.bsky.social Tall but never dunked. I lost nearly -200 lbs. I am still fat. Let’s see what’s new here.
New Handle Pending @fakeapoth.bsky.social Attorney/Idiot
@rodneyberry.bsky.social @rodneyberry.bsky.social i stink
CHARLIE POTATOES @meghanmccain.bsky.social Parody Satire Etc
Mikelennial @mikelennial.bsky.social
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social News Desk Manager/Reporter at @XBIZ.
Writer, comic, punk rock star.
Opinions are mine, except the ones I steal from smarter people.
News tips: drew@xbiz.com
https://www.xbiz.com/author/drew-fox
Toronto, ON/Hollywood, CA/Playa del Carmen, MX
Sean @collinssean.bsky.social Caravans and lots of jam- M @moelarrycurly.bsky.social @moelarrycurly.bsky.social
Big Mommy Drix 🏳️⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social formerly Daddy
she/her, Michigander
Detroit sports, leftist politics, fantasy football, and two kinds of golf
yes I have a podcast, yes you can pay just $3 a month to get bonus episodes: patreon.com/footballabsurdity
Sid Financy @sidfinancy.bsky.social “The Godfather of String Theory”
—Società Italiana di Fisica
Snarko-terrorist
Under-the-influencer
#twinja
Hoya Pareidolia @hoyapareidolia.bsky.social
Greg Cameron @gregcameron.bsky.social 2002 Massachusetts State Geography Also-Ran, Campus Rec Marketing guy, former writer from lots of different places.
Captain Lou @captainlou.bsky.social Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
Alice Roberts @nss-ds.bsky.social Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
Eric T. Duckman @duckman.bsky.social You can't just repeat it, you need to explain yourself. - Prof. Ian Duncan, Analysis of Cork-Based Networking, Community S05E06
Sea Hag @herroyalredness.bsky.social She/Her || Abolish ICE
Redmanprime @redmanprime.bsky.social Happy to be here
𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
Henri Matisse Thybulle @whatsupdude.org Bikes, socialism, housing, rowing, maps and accidentally coming off like some sort of elitist asshole.
Portland, OR -> Ann Arbor, MI
Bunz @babybunnybutt.bsky.social What, what part is flanks?
Ryan Winfield @ryanwinfield.bsky.social @rjwinfield at the other place. 2x National Wiffleball Journalist of the Year, head of digital marketing at Advance, Faroe Islands football enthusiast, Detroit Tigers and Lions, things of that nature. Dad. Kalamazoo Michigan.
Andrea @andreareiher.bsky.social Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
Sean Mills @seanmillsmedia.bsky.social When do we all finish moving in???
Valerie @stealingvalerie.bsky.social toronto gal, trans history reader, third thing
Andrew Harris @amharris26.bsky.social