Wuggly Ump @wugglyump.bsky.social 
Ordinary Greg @exceptionallybanal.bsky.social Unusually average.
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social I don’t want to write a description ❤️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social Writer - Burnt out paramedic - Dark humor - Weary Optimist
Is this thing on: https://bsky.app/profile/alvildalikely.bsky.social/search
X Alvildalikely
Allikelystory.com
https://allikely.substack.com
Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social I'll write a bio later. Eventually. Probably.
just my thoughts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ucdcum33m3nh5rhdrwoiekv4/feed/aaace6ff2mzem
🦊 🩵🐦⬛ Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 🇪🇺 🏳️🌈
He/Him/Brisée dissipation dilettante
runs with pixy stix
pour prendre congé
personne âgée terrible de ciel bleu
esperto in macchine da scrivere manuali
hypnogogic public speaker
sänger, Bukkake Mukbang
& The Power Bottom Devil Daddies
Godless Hedgehog 🌵 @assembledatoms.bsky.social Former Christian Republican (40+ yrs). Grateful for the Information Age. Still finding my way in a world I wasn't raised to understand. Poorly educated but not an idiot. Mom to grown kids who I made sure were not poorly educated. I value kindness.
Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/chrono-skeets
Libation Legacy🍸 @libation-legacy.bsky.social Cocktail and cultural history blogger at http://libationlegacy.wordpress.com
CompactDisc sales on Discogs https://www.discogs.com/seller/DougInDC
Contributor to the Oxford Guide to Spirits & Cocktails
Also, Python/Spark/SQL data analysis and ETL.
Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social Time flies when you're living in crisis
Your favorite metal head 🤌🏻
Devisms:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy
Bangerisms: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
Fumblefingers Magee @fumblefingersmagee.bsky.social My brain is a burlap sack full of angry squirrels fighting to the death for the last piece of bacon.
Jake Salazar 🏳️🌈 @jakesalza.bsky.social Kissing boys in the street. St. Louis ⚜️
John Presta @johnpresta.bsky.social Democrat. Political activist. Influencer. Author of an invaluable book about Obama's early political career and grassroots organizing efforts. A must-read for readers interested in grassroots politics and campaign strategies. Did I mention I am a Democrat?
blasphemisla @wekillinit.com 🏴☠️ Future author. BLM✊🏿🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✡️Ally, 💙, Combat Veteran, feminist, proud papa, tech enthusiast #TST #fuckMAGA #fuckElon
Links:
www.wekillinit.com
https://m.youtube.com/@Mr_Nice_Watch
https://substack.com/@mrnicewatch?invite
TexanAgainstMyWill @smallangrymomma.bsky.social Momma x 3, happy wife, Feminist, Progressive Lefty, home chef, avid runner, lover of all animals, secular humanist. Hi...I'm me.
NO DMs.
Jay @jaydenjamess.bsky.social ATL
M. @mtm91423.bsky.social Retired television industry bigwig. Lymphoma
survivor. Heart artery/valve surgery survivor.
I'm probably living my final year on the planet.
krawallkrümel @redpostitnote.bsky.social PNW border straddler just trying not to die in this Year of Our Lord 2026 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
Meeka @meekanz.bsky.social Still a mess (she/her)
Trying to work, parent, live, enjoy (not in that order)
Aotearoa | New Zealand
Some Random Monk @phranicholas.bsky.social Educator. Community builder. ☸️ monk. Tragically woke. Race traitor. Tends not to reply to DMs. https://linktr.ee/phranicholas
🦝🦝🗑️ @2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social He/They 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Autistic, Disabled, Non-binary
Shitposter of little renown. Artist/Writer
Repetition and omission common because dysgraphia. Thanks for understanding.
Every thought is tangential.
Madison Monroe @madison-monroe.bsky.social POV cause: African-American. Woman. Christian. Veteran.
Also love nature, arts, home-stuff, and variety of sports (thanks Dad #RIP)
ilex @ilex-corvax.bsky.social One little bird crashing through
I mostly like and repost, not because I am a bot, but because I got people anxiety. You can talk to me if you want!
Mistdrake @mistdrake.bsky.social Banner and Profile Picture drawn by my Wonderful Girlfriend.
https://www.deviantart.com/meektheanimator
Sailor Jerry @sailorjerry9254.bsky.social Myspace was kind of boring so I'm checking this place out now.
Megs @therealmegs.bsky.social I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
Youenjoymyself @thefaultyplan.bsky.social Guy on an island.
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛꜱᴏᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
b̶r̶i̶t̶t̶a̶n̶y̶’̶s̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ @maybe.not.ev3r.online ☣ ⬝ reclusive ⬝ uncomfortable ⬝ godawful jokes
⬝ sm⚛ll & strange ⬝ quietly curious ⬝ cmedy lover ⬝
perpetually pessimistic ⬝ full-time nobody
⬝ i [still] hve gray hairs ⬝
hardly here.
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social If you take my posts seriously we both lose.
👅 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaasd3qqecas
🏆 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaaoiuqva7dgg
🎵 https://bsky.app/profile/mandu-x.bsky.social/feed/aaamzjwmkqufk
Joel @joelvideo.bsky.social NBA / Classic Films
J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
Old Dog, Vieux Chien - On Behalf of the Fool @onbehalfofhefool.bsky.social Former in-house lawyer, un-retiring later than I'd hoped. Speaker, mentor. Neurodivergent, gay/trans inclusive family. DC/DMV. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇪🇪🏳️⚧️
Former long range bike commuter, ex-sailor, scuba diver.
Get out the vote to get our country back!
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
thelastkmart.bsky.social @thelastkmart.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z5tqfbyjcbieccamo2elu6d4/feed/top-skeets
Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social I read Silmarillion.
Enginerd, Dad, homeowner and grown-up BY TITLE ONLY.
Broadcast accounts get fucked
humorous?: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:76xh7wh5dwb5kqlicheamuvq/feed/aaab6czgoetwo
itotheizzo.bsky.social @itotheizzo.bsky.social I just wish everyone thought I was half as funny as I do. I’m just glad I got a space for the stupid thoughts to go again…
Luke McGibbon @whoislukemcgibb.bsky.social Therapist, award-seeing comedian
linktree.com/whoislukemcgibb
Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs. Pennsylvanian.
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
Adam Passion @adampassion.bsky.social Failed Musician.
Failed Comedian.
Out of work Actor.
Aspiring Writer.
Monday Morning Psychologist.
Part-time Intellectual
The Human Man.
Mascot of the Arcade.
***I swear without asterisks.***
Case @casepart2.bsky.social Oh hi it's me again. @cactuscali1991 on the other place.
Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectible tiara posts click on the original post and repost it so everyone gets shitpaid
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
em (as is) @turtleears.bsky.social this is at least my second rodeo
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
Katy Solis @kzsolis.bsky.social Blue in TX
Zippo @handle.invalid Aspiring clown
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Dual Noon 🍔BurGeR BoSs🍔 @dualnoon.bsky.social hairless primate
❤️☮️💛♍️💚
he/him - West by God Virginia
Scott Millen @thescottmillen.bsky.social You shall not pass.
bsky.app/profile/thescottmillen.bsky.social/search
Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social https://www.bodegacats.nyc
Liz Lets Loose @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
Some skeets folks liked more than others: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zwszizux54wjapnccj5r2lwf/feed/top-skeets
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Lisa Singletary✨ @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
Living_in_the_rhyme_light @livingintherhyme.bsky.social I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
NonBunkJunk @nonbunkjunk.bsky.social Real life and internet nobody
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. Sewing my own tragedies. $4 to Goog it for you. $500 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social she/her • i hat typos
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm
https://ko-fi.com/abbyc0715 for tips if you got em?
Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social I want to do everything all the time
https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social abolish everything. highly opinionated research nurse dancing in the pool and binging all the tv. free palestine.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Andy Richter @andyrichter.co Insta: @richtercommaandy
TikTok: @AndyRichterTikTok
Podcast: The Three Questions
Call In Show on Sirius XM
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social shrimp-eating
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit
Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social Headache.
Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social
Contributor:
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social
@greenevillezoo.bsky.social
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River
Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
[@fuck.it] @fuck.it email got boring.
we fixed that.
pure. secure. exclusive.
claim your @fuck.it address ⬇️
https://fuck.it/
lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her)
My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq
Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
Get your mushie-mail! > cheerful letters filled with mushroom-themed stickers, news, and more! Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard 
Sarco @sarco.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6kye3r75exjwspbk3j3cd75i/feed/aaah3r3onxn4e
Slouchy @slouchy.bsky.social Like most kangaroos I live a life of crime.
He/him
Stockholm, Sweden
ceej @ceej.online just here to have fun online
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly Staff software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript.
Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order.
@anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk riot doll.
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/fae
——
🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
——
merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Contributor: @theonion.com
@sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social
✨[redacted]✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 40ish | she/they
Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.co.uk
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social oh..... hello
filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social half sharkalligator, half man.
filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2
🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com
POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
debbshock @debbshock.blue notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social kara, grey/ace, 18+
ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II
🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop
☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d
💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
geekysteven @geekysteven.com memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4
books: https://geekysteven.com/books
links: https://geekysteven.com/links
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social #I’llFigureItOut
pfp: @moxiest.art
macnult @macnult.com on mobile in front of my computer
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coupla prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/