U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20d Don't do any of this.
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Where’s Greg??
Don't do it.
also, do not give 2 hour speeches in 107 degree heat.. tell your orange turd boss!
Half the state will stay home if we can’t shoot bottle rockets at each other😂
In the words of Demoman: "Ka-BEEEWWWMMM! But seriously though stay safe everyone!
Who can die like Gaston Be dead guy like Gaston Sending chunks of his brain to the sky like Gaston He's especially good at exsanguinating
Once more, CPSC, I beseech thee to create a video of a mannequin holding exploding fireworks while also dropping a frozen turkey into a too-full fryer pot of oil over an open flame in a room with an underwatered Christmas tree.
Zero plans to do any of that.
You should make one of these PSAs with the end of the 1812 Overture as soundtrack, lol.
Oh im sorry I thought this was AMERICA
Bottle rocket to the FACE!
“Light MAGA hat and get away.”
But but…
man what else am I gonna do with all these mannequins I thought we'd need more mannequins and I got talked into buying hundreds and we don't even need ONE and they smell, man, they smell if you don't keep the AC cranked but we've got a small house and cheap AC and it isn't enough to keep these manne
this post goes hard i can't even lie
Don't tell me what to do U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission Person!!!!!
At least don't do it if you're A raccoon. They know dick about explosives.
Aww I was expecting the 1812 overture as a soundtrack
Fun list of things to do this July 4th.
Put it in reverse, Terry!
We can still put sparklers in our hair, right?
I won’t because I’m from Ireland and our independence day is on Easter Sunday 🫠👍
why had it never occurred to me that of course people try to make their own fireworks probably because i quite enjoy having hands and a face & assumed others do, too
You're making me miss the roman candle fights my friends and I used to have during the summer back in the '80s.