Philip A Rooney II · Apr 30

Now without Hulk Hogan to fuck things up (best article your website has put out ever).

self•titled 🍓 · Apr 30

Gonna need Patrick's "Make America Newsletter" tank in the Defector shop asap.

Lethal Jorts · Apr 30

But doctor, I already subscribe to Defector

Emily Blunt Guts · Apr 30

reggie seidman · Apr 30

Left handed mouse!

lan · Apr 30

patrick in his element

Giant Boy Detective · Apr 30

Only four people write all those blogs???

🏎️ Doogie "Bsky Hates Trans Women" 2K 🏎️ · Apr 30

The Discord alerts fucked me up I thought I was getting slammed for real suddenly

David R · Apr 30

Can I get more information about the protein inhaler...for dogs?

Gooff Jonkins · Apr 30

putting my phone in my mouth to see if i have the sublingual subscription

Zach Pennington 🔱⚾️ · Apr 30

1:04: dying.

Johnny Yukon · Apr 30

Once again, the commentariat gets no respect.

Larry Birdwatcher · Apr 30

what if my boss is anti-ham?

Logan Hard · May 1

The way Taylor clicks the mouse is unnerving. Why does his hand come completely off before clicking?! It’s not natural!

Scott · Apr 30

Tell me more about the protein spray for my dog

Josh Kern · Apr 30

EVEN HAM

katie buechner · Apr 30

Between wrapping up reports, taking looks before EOD, and responding appropriately to my coworkers' subtle barbs, I'm always on the go. Luckily, Defector is a great fit for my busy lifestyle. Sports, politics, current events, and human interest - with Defector, it's only a click away!

@evanhale.bsky.social · Apr 30

Hilarious. I gotta know: who wrote the ad?

Palmer · Apr 30

Agreed about the defenestration.

Brent Osland · Apr 30

Missed @drewmagary.bsky.social from the zoom call. Feel like he's too good for ad work now that he's out of the industry.

Ominous Corn · Apr 30

ok, the discord notification sound triggered me so hard

Gargarak · May 23

FYI, login service on the website seems fucked right now

Mike Anton · Apr 30

Patrick always a bit too close to these things for my liking