Defector @defector.com · May 16

What’s the funniest song to take a dump in a public restroom to? defector.com/fuck-touchsc...

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@bonleej.bsky.social · May 16

I think we're alone now

Alan Zilberman · May 16

My heart will go on

Kevin Klein · May 16

Taco’s version of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan · May 16

Splish Splash

Nico · May 16

Duel Of The Fates - John Williams

Tom Ochs · May 16

“Anticipation” by Carly Simon

Shawn Quixote · May 16

Strokin’ by Clarence Carter

Ben Lamb · May 17

Wake me up before you go go

Brian Walsh · May 16

On Golden Pond (Soundtrack)

Chug Out in the Dugout · May 16

Whenever my ex would have IBS issues, we’d crank up the volume on someone’s phone and play “This Girl is On Fire”

MattoQP · May 16

Let It Go from Frozen

Binkie! ↙️↙️↙️ · May 16

The Weight by The Band (‘Take a Load Off Fanny’)

@jzekis.bsky.social · May 16

My son is currently in the bathroom listening to the wedding march

@jzekis.bsky.social · May 16

Push it by Salt N Pepa

Ben Jerrit FCCT History Teacher · May 16

Ring of Fire by Jonny Cash

🌴🌴🌴GN🌴🌴🌴 · May 16

"When Doves Cry" by Prince

Steven with an S · May 16

Just Can’t Get Enough by Depeche Mode

BBQdotgov · May 16

Rocky theme

A Cup of Squids · May 16

Close enough: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" - Frank Zappa

Rivervan Gambler · May 16

Convoy

MarkMCV · May 16

Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on Me

Mark Britten · May 16

Way Down by Elvis

Quantico ACAB · May 16

Yakity Sax

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Danny Nanez · May 16

Like a Rock

Mayor of Funkytown · May 16

Lovin’ You

Tim? · May 16

The Gates Of Kiev - Modest Mussorgsky

Mark David Johansen · May 16

“Hold on, I’m Coming”

John Pontoon, dissident titwillow · May 16

What’s the funniest song to take a dump in a public restroom to? m.youtube.com/watch?v=DsJ5...

Ben S. · May 16

Not sure about taking a dump but I once saw an old guy code while getting an X-ray with the Eurythmics 'Sweet Dreams' playing in the background. Not sure how it turned out but the thought of having impromptu outro music for your life made me laugh. You could do worse than Annie Lennox for a coda tho

mjwaite · May 17

Why yes, I did like all of the responses to this, LOL.

Alfonso Martinez · May 16

“Push it” Salt n Pepa, final answer.

Bob M · May 16

Somebody That I Used To Know

Bart Leib · May 16

Queen has some good options: “Fat Bottomed Girls” “Under Pressure” “I Want To Break Free” Or maybe Tom Lehrer’s “We Will All Go Together When We Go”?

river snow · May 17

Evacuation – Pearl Jam The sirens scream wanton attention Time to take heed and change directions Time to take stock and make omissions Evacuation Evacuation...

Tigercat919 - Stanley Cup Champion! · May 16

I once took a diarrhea dump in a public restroom to When Smokey Sings by ABC. Because if you're violently ill, you should relieve yourself to some eighties sophistipop.

@joetraincoming.bsky.social · May 16

Space Oddity- Bowie

Antibasilican 𐩕 Ktenology · May 16

“Excreted Alive” by Carcass

Excelsior Class · May 16

Boom by P.O.D. I had forgotten about this song, and it just came back to me given the prompt.