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Systems programmer. FreeBSD developer. Cyborg. Autistic. Every single day, you use a computer, device or service that runs my code. I've been described as “pleasing on multiple fronts”. 🇪🇺🇫🇷🇳🇴 he / him

Nærbilde av to lyseblå énliters glassflasker i dørhyllen på et kjøleskap. Begge har teksten «source Perrier fines bulles» i hvit skrift på mørkeblå bakgrunn med hvit rand. Begge flaskene er fulle, uåpnede, og har mørkeblå kronkork.
Hvordan forfatteren har klart å hallusinere seg frem til så mange falske sitater, kan man bare spekulere i, men denne setningen på side 101 kan kanskje gi et hint: «Selvfølgelig – her får du teksten om kunstgress­baner og ball­binger i Norge, skrevet i samme litterære og drøftende stil som resten av prosjektet ditt.» Enda mer suspekt er det at dette manuskriptet har passert redaksjonell behandling og språk­vask og blitt god­kjent til utgivelse på Cappelen Damm, et av Norges største forlag.
Another cropped still from Ang Lee's Sense and Sensibility (1995), mere seconds after the previous one. Marianne Dashwood (Kate Winslet), still looking very hobbity in her green cape with the hood down, is walking towards a gate in a stone wall, beyond which a formal garden can be seen. She is looking back over her shoulder, talking to someone in the viewer's general direction. The subtitles say: “I shall keep to the garden, near the house.”
Cropped still shot of Elinor (Emma Thompson, left) and Marianne (Kate Winslet, right) Dashwood from Ang Lee's _Sense and Sensibility_ (1995). They have just descended from their carriage after a long trip. In the background are the walls of the manor they've arrived at on the left, one of the horses on the right, and a footman tending to the horses in the center. Thompson is wearing an houndstooth overcoat with brown velour lapels, a beige bonnet, and brown leather gloves. Winslet is wearing a forest green hooded cape over a white and green Regency dress and looking very tired and hobbity. Subtitles say: “I should have found another way of getting home.” “There was no other way.”
ST:TNG title card for a fictitious episode titled “Ableism is Good, Actually”
Screenshot from Twitter Stephen King verified @StephenKing • 4h No, coronavirus is NOT like THE STAND. It's not anywhere near as serious. It's eminently survivable. Keep calm and take all reasonable precautions. 1,598 replies 6,570 retweets 44.2k likes SportyBallFan @StevieMichaelD1 Replying to @StephenKing And how the hell would you know?! Did you even read that book? 6:37 PM • 3/8/20 • Twitter for Android
Og et majestetisk snøskred symboliserer snøballen som er i ferd med å rulle.
Screenshot from Air France's onboard WiFi portal showing a map of northwest Europe with a dotted line between Oslo and Paris, except the labels are reversed. An airplane icon is near Oslo, pointing roughly north.
Harlow commented to an interviewer in 1974, "The only thing I care about is whether the monkeys will turn out a property I can publish. I don't have any love for them. Never have. I really don't like animals. I despise cats, I hate dogs. How could you like a monkey?".[49]
Screenshot from Google Maps: overhead view of the Porsche curve (turn 30). County road D139 crosses the image diagonally from lower right to upper left. The track splits off from the D139 and curves toward the upper right of the image. In the split between the two is a gravel pit. To the right is the Beauséjour campground and marshals post 30, to the left is the site of the Porsche hospitality zone and marshals post 30B. Both sites are completely deserted. A work crew is busy laying out a white stencil spelling out PORSCHE in the grass on the inside (right-hand side) of the turn, across from the hospitality zone.
Screenshot from Google Maps: overhead view centered on the location of the trackside medical center, which is missing from the picture. We see numerous trailers, tents, and other temporary structures set up in the paddock, and tractor-trailer units lined up on the pit lane straight, suggesting that a race is either about to take place or has recently taken place.
Screenshot from Google Maps: overhead view of the Circuit Bugatti with Arnage airport and the Le Mans exhibition center to the west and the Stade Marie-Marvignt, Antarès Arena, the velodrome, and the hippodrome (incorrectly labeled “Sports Field”) to the east.
Screenshot from Google Maps: satellite view of the Circuit de la Sarthe south of Le Mans, France. Just north of the center of the image are a horse-racing track (the Hippodrome du Mans) and the Circuit Bugatti, the motorsports venue which forms part of the Circuit the la Sarthe, where the 24 Hours of Le Mans are held each year in June. To the west is a small regional airport, Le Mans Arnage, then a sorting yard and a large industrial zone. The village of Arnage is in the lower left of the image. Ruaudin is in the middle of the right edge. Mulsanne is off the bottom right. Le Mans proper is out of frame to the north.
Screenshot from Google Maps: Google Street View image of a row of houses on a residential street in Le Mans, France, with a black Audi A4 Avant parked out front.
Screenshot from the circuit's website: Contact Information Address: Office of the Clerk Walter H. Rice Federal Building and U.S. Courthouse RM 712 200 W. Second Street Dayton, Ohio 45402 Email: Clerks_Office@ohsd.uscourts.gov
Screenshot of part of John's blog showing a broken image
Screenshot from the Wikipedia app showing David botched an edit to the FP4 disambiguation page
Screenshot from Boost Blue showing three posts by Sooz Kemper with “Show full thread” in blue between the first and second posts.
Screenshot of order confirmation email showing I just made a purchase in Kelly's shop
A grey and white cat is standing on the floor, staring at a moth halfway up the wall.
Screenshot of the Bluesky app taken while typing this post, showing the language selection menu. The first (and selected) option is English. Other options include Norwegian, French, and German.
thread de Lomig: 1) En 15 ans de Twitter je n’ai jamais bloqué personne. Même pas les antivax qui me criaient dessus. Même pas les homophobes qui m’aimaient pas trop. Même pas les PP laser. 2) Faites un thread « j’aime pas dans l’absolu les quotas quand il n’y a pas de barrière d’entrée, les gens ferment les yeux sur les externalités et je préfère le travail en amont pour augmenter la désirabilité », et vous vous retrouvez avec TROIS JOURS de cris, d’insultes, des centaines de notif. 3) Au point de ne pas avoir vraiment d’autre solution. Et le pire : personne qui ne veut parler des externalités pour autant. Comme quoi c’est toujours la même chose : le dogpiling, c’est toujours un problème uniquement quand c’est le camp d’en fasse qui le fait. 4) D’en face. J’en perds mon orthographe.
Screenshot of a DM from someone pretending to be Rah and giving me their PayPal address hoping that I'll send them money thinking they're her
Screenshot of my Discover feed showing nothing but the following error message: “Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: Internal Server Error”
An image taken from the Norwegian 1899 patent showing different possible shapes for paper clips. None of them would have been much use in practice as they aim to trap the paper between a plane and a line, rather than two planes.
1894 ad for the Gem Paper Clip. The ad has a drawing of a paper clip and reads “Don't mutilate your papers with pins or fasteners, but use the GEM PAPER CLIP, only satisfactory devise [sic] for temporary attachment of all kinds of papers. Quickly applied and removed. 25 Cents a Box. Cushman & Denison, 172 9th Avenue, N.Y.”
Screenshot of the Kindle app showing a short biography of someone named Emery Robin in a book titled “Lake of Souls: The Collected Short Fiction”.
Photo of the cover of a worn copy of _Klit_ by Frank Herbert. The cover image shows a gigantic worm on a sandy hill. Several people are riding on the back of the worm, and a few more are standing on the ground under its gaping maw.
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile with a label that says “3 labels have been placed on this account”
Picture of a Bluesky-brand electric fan on display in a supermarket.
Screenshot of Amazon order confirmation for the Kindle edition of The Folded Sky saying it will be delivered on March 13, 2025.
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing an edit to the article “Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York” by the user named Augmented Seventh. The edit inserts a paragraph break between text describing the defense strategy and text describing the outcome of the trial.
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing an edit to the article “Prosecution of Donald Trump in New York” by the user named ElijahPepe. The edit changes the label of the article's Current Event banner from “recent verdict” to “recent conviction”.
Bilde av min venstre arm med blodig venekateter i armkroken og synlige merker etter to mislykkede forsøk på å sette den i håndbak og håndledd før armkrok.
screenshot of the Amazon page for Rediscovery volume 1 showing that the Kindle edition is not available for purchase
Screenshot of a spam email From: Etta Harvey <etta@webtechresearch.com> To: Des <des@freebsd.org> Subject: freshports.org : Quick Response. Hi freshports.org Owner I'm reaching out to you because I have a digital marketing plan that I think your audience would appreciate. freshports.org Would you be willing to receive a detailed proposal? I can provide the deliverable for you to review? If yes, please allow me to send you a no obligation audit report and quote. I am waiting for your reply. Regards, Etta Harvey Business Development Manager ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PS: I am not spamming. I have studied your website, prepared an audit report and believe I can help with your business promotion.