Me: I should eat more vegetables. Problem solved
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memnetpurrpic.bsky.social · Jun 22
That works--bonus points for the toppings.
Hidingfromyou · 29d
And you get to solve this problem again!
For the Love of Missy · Jun 22
Amen to this.
CERUWOLF↙️↖️⚡️↗️↘️ · Jun 23
I want one for my birthday🍅🥒🫒🍸Maybe with some chile…🌶️✨
@jwveteran · Jun 22
You’re a freakin’ rock star! 👍😎
Mcnutt · 29d
Love it!
Mark C. 🟦 · Jun 22
Looks very healthy! 😉
🌸 Soft Blossom · Jun 22
Veggies are veggies, regardless of form~
Holylifton🍁 · Jun 22
I love Ceasars. They're the ultimate liquid lunch.
@chuckwhite.bsky.social · Jun 22
The hardest part about eating vegetables, is getting them back into the wheel chair.
Ned Wilcox · Jun 22
Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
@bowenfabrication.bsky.social · Jun 22
Depending on the pickle you can get all kinds of active cultures too! Spicy Activia, for people on the go.
@m00nstreake.bsky.social · Jun 22
A nice chunk of salmon in there and you could get yer protein too.
Pete Hannah 🚫🧊 · Jun 22
Just what the doctor ordered, literally. 😁
🍁 Christine 🍁 · Jun 22
That's how I prefer to get my veggie intake as well.
DorkRichard · Jun 22
That absolutely counts
@jpg411.bsky.social · 29d
That was always my vegetable intake
Absurd_Dad · Jun 22
Always allow for a little protein
The Colvin Study · Jun 22
Celery sticks, olives, lime wedges, oh the list goes on...
JenOLoughlin 🇺🇦 · Jun 22
“Wish granted!”
@lennylgm.bsky.social · 29d
😂
Bruce Disenhouse · Jun 22
Excellent game plan 😉
Raider · 29d
I've been using pickles in my Caesar cocktail for a long time now due to the high cost of celery...Still tastes great!!😜
Cheryl Kuhnert · Jun 23
A proper bloody mary qualifies as a salad. Don't forget the hot peppers and green olives.
Chengisk · Jun 22
This counts.
Don't Ask, Won't Tell · Jun 22
My fave was from a Clearwater Beachside bar: All this, plus BACON. Perfection.
Bitter Old Man · Jun 22
Um, no pickled asparagus? Several of them and a few sticks of beef jerky and you have a balanced meal!
Bill D · Jun 22
I'll have one of those too. Please.
@stacyanderson.bsky.social · Jun 22
Excellent!
@ginnye.bsky.social · 29d
Almost there! A few more things sticking out of the glass 🤣
Melissa Walker · Jun 23
Atta girl! 🙌
Donalyn · Jun 22
This is the way. 🥰
Pepys's Hervé Mons 1924 Bleu · Jun 22
V8 plus Vodka equals V9. Vodka can be made from potato.
Sharai Bohannon (She/Her) · 29d
My favorite kind of salad.
I speak to the dead. · Jun 22
My brother once shared a picture of a bloody mary he got that had a whole ass steak on a skewer. Including several vegetables, it was a meal propped up in a big glass of tomato booze. That was his breakfast.
Confusedalotlately · 29d
🤭😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
AutumnBaum🟣🏳️⚧️🟣 · Jun 22
That's a great start, but you'll need three of those to really fill out your vegetables for the day!
@CharlieLevenson · 29d
K · 29d
Bacon? Porks eat veggies too!😂
John in Alpena · Jun 22
Good call! Humans have consumed vegetables from canning jars for millennia.
Jeremy · Jun 22
Now I need to see if I have any World Famous Pickle Vodka in the cabinet.
@danaphx.bsky.social · Jun 22
Presumably, that has plenty of fermented potato juice in there. Personally, I prefer fermented juniper berry juice.
The Karen · 29d
Make it with V8. Pack full of veggie and so much better.
Rogie_The_Medic · Jun 22
Add a little horseradish and I’ll share one with you.
Millie O-Just call me MO · Jun 22
The pickle is my favorite part.
@justtim99.bsky.social · Jun 22
I could of A V 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ A vodka
Void Spun · Jun 22
Straight from coffee to this? Power move.
Mellow Deb · Jun 22
Where's the stalk of celery? 🤗
Raven Song Farm · Jun 22
Works for me 🤷🏼♀️
Babau · Jun 22
I eat a lot of fruit. Well, it’s grapes. Crushed. And fermented.
MayhemMel! · Jun 22
Grapes are good for you too.
🇵🇷 RONIN 🇺🇸 · Jun 22
More vegetables than vodka.
Just Bacon 🥓 · Jun 22
And they said nutrition couldn't be sexy... 😍
sherbear · Jun 22
That looks so good right now
ElleKaye🇨🇦 (she/her | elle/la) · Jun 22
Brilliant! 👍
Daytona Slim · Jun 22
I tell my dad to eat better and take better care of himself, he replies with something like “I had some V8 with my vodka”
MN Jo · Jun 23
Ha! I ordered a Bloody Mary with my burger tonight so I’d have some “vegetables” too’
HolidayRob · Jun 22
It's basically salad.
@terg.bsky.social · Jun 22
The tomato juice counts.
Margery · Jun 22
Those are fruit
Taid Dai.📎 · Jun 22
That's a 'fucking bastard bloody Mary'!♥️😂
@libragal.bsky.social · 29d
I’m in complete agreement. 👏
Jan · 29d
I think I have that recipe.
Jerelle · Jun 22
Ceasar Augustus!!!
Shaggy Rodgers · Jun 22
#solution! #jealous looks #DeliciousAF
Crash 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇹🇼 · Jun 22
Wow! Creative way to dress potatoes!
Satan · 29d
Now THAT'S a Bloody Mary!
@collburns.bsky.social · Jun 22
That looks delicious. enjoy
@foodnwhine.bsky.social · Jun 22
AKSHUALLY, tomatoes are a fruit so this is a fruit and vegetable blend which I am now craving. (See also a "Bull Shot" as a chaser.)
Diaspora2022 · 29d
Phil Klinkner · Jun 22
I once sat next to a very large man on a flight. He ordered 2 Bloody Marys. As the attendant handed them to him he looked at me and said, "It's how I get my vegetables."
Cinders · Jun 23
LOL....whatever
AquariusinAZ · 29d
That's a solution I can get behind 💯!
EJR · Jun 22
First .. my toast .. then cheers !?
EJR · Jun 22
Looks amazingly appetizing .. great breakfast warmup ..
@pamc84.bsky.social · Jun 22
Can never go wrong with a bloody 🤘
Bill Bryan · Jun 22
It’s practically a smoothie! 😄😁😊
🍌🍌 Shannon 🍌🍌 · Jun 22
Looks delish!
🇨🇦SKEETERS🏳️🌈 · Jun 22
Excellent choice 😂
🇨🇦 · 29d
All hail Caesar!
B.L. Foster · Jun 22
This counts! Wait - was it a V-8? Then it counts double 😘
Sophie · 29d
Cucumbers and Olives are Fruit, not vegetables! 😜
laserpowered · Jun 23
Damn...how good does that THAT look!!?
Dobri · Jun 22
I see a vegetable smoothie. Without it being smooth.
Lazyeye · 29d
Olive, pickle, tomato (in juice form), celery (in salt form), and whole grains/potatoes (in vodka form). You’re setting a positive example for the rest of us on how to get more veg into our everyday.
Kristy Harms · Jun 22
Well done!
Guam Marine🇺🇦💙🐶🐱🐎🌵🫘 · Jun 22
Also REMEMBER! Tomato's Are Fruit too!!!
@mitcha11.bsky.social · Jun 22
Good pickled vegetables....
@madisonfly.bsky.social · Jun 22
I use that argument for french fries too! 🤣
@rexistheone.bsky.social · Jun 22
Absolutely delicious looking! Would love your recipe please!🙏
TenaciousEye · Jun 22
HouseAtreides-M · 29d
Great beverage container...i need to get two.
Clare · Jun 22
Also ..are potatoes vegetables? 😜
Grandma · Jun 23
Perfect compromise
Mr.October - Gunner · Jun 22
Bloody Mary and a cup of hot coffee ☕️…great way to start your day
Amelia Magjik · Jun 22
Ooooh I should really eat more vegetables, come to think of it… 🍻🍅
Los Gatos-Sin Vergüenza · Jun 22
@mojave234.bsky.social · Jun 22
That's me but no vodka. Kills the taste of my tomato juice.
Scott Larson · Jun 22
When I was young, drinking a glass of V8 was equal to eating a vegetable.
Alyce · Jun 22
I always order that salad.
🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ · Jun 22
What’s the difference between this and a smoothie or juice right ? All that matters is the vitamins & getting them into your body somehow Excellent idea I think …
Ellie Leonard · Jun 22
I used to go out to get virgin bloody Marys while breastfeeding just to freak people out. But also, yes to all the pickled things!!
Petal Lu Ⓥ 💚🌱💙🌎 · Jun 22
It qualifies as a meal ✅
European Angie, Earth Carer · Jun 22
pickled and fermented vegetables are more than good for you, they also help the body fight any naughty, maybe cancerous, cells. Can't get any better than that!
@darcy19.bsky.social · Jun 22
Perfect
WaitForSanity · 29d
Is that a pickle?
Captain ACAB · Jun 22
A good bloody is God tier shit. Bloodies are pretty much the only thing I miss about drinking.
Blah · 29d
In case you’re wondering you’re a genius.
@jbarry881.bsky.social · Jun 22
Coffee! 😂🤣😂
Truck gypsy · Jun 22
Dam straight!
LnchL80 · Jun 22
😆👍😘
ProDomme Lady Sapphira · Jun 22
Yum 🤤
HmmmmNoThankYou · Jun 22
🤣🤣🤣
Lander Vex, CSO, USS Hippogryph · Jun 22
A dressed up Bloody Mary is a beautiful thing. Whenever I encounter one on a menu I haven't tried before, I get it. Those and fish tacos are my "always try a new one" thing.
Lydia E. Ferguson · Jun 22
Bloody Marys gives me all the nutrients and no one can convince me otherwise.
RD Marse · Jun 22
Use V-8 and you even get more veggies. Lol.
M. A. Bolt · Jun 22
I hear you lol 😆😆😆
Small-DickHaver · Jun 22
That better be super spicy and not one of those weird Canadian drinks chock full of clam juice and depression
Sam R · Jun 22
A round of salads for the gang 😄
@judithanne.bsky.social · Jun 22
🤜🤛
@thelazyf.bsky.social · Jun 22
And wine counts as fruit.
Tina Webb · Jun 22
Cheers my friend!
@ln-em.bsky.social · Jun 22
yes! my sit in the sun and veggie reward to myself for during yardwork. uh i swept the leaves off the seat. ...and, vodka is made from potatoes or grains, right? later when formal drinking hour has arrived, more veggies: gin and tonic
Alma R Ramirez 🤣 · Jun 22
My kind of veggie drink
@pipeorgan75.bsky.social · Jun 22
Brilliant!
@stcroixwis.bsky.social · Jun 22
Might as well do for the entire meal, from Sobelmans in Milwaukee:
The Smartest Floridian · Jun 22
It's V8 for overstressed adults!
Lynda🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇳🇲🇽 · Jun 22
Looks yummy😉
Hexin In Texas · 29d
I like your choices!
Skye Rosling 🇨🇦 · Jun 22
I'll have a double. Extra spicy.
Jen aka Grantifa 🐸 · Jun 22
One of my favorite drinks. That looks sooo good! Any chance you deliver?
Shebikes21 🇨🇦 · Jun 22
Spicy I hope? ☺️
Greg Hill · Jun 22
Carter · Jun 22
Well, that's at least a couple servings right there...