N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · Jun 22

Me: I should eat more vegetables. Problem solved

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memnetpurrpic.bsky.social · Jun 22

That works--bonus points for the toppings.

Hidingfromyou · 29d

And you get to solve this problem again!

For the Love of Missy · Jun 22

Amen to this.

CERUWOLF↙️↖️⚡️↗️↘️ · Jun 23

I want one for my birthday🍅🥒🫒🍸Maybe with some chile…🌶️✨

@jwveteran · Jun 22

You’re a freakin’ rock star! 👍😎

Mcnutt · 29d

Love it!

Mark C. 🟦 · Jun 22

Looks very healthy! 😉

🌸 Soft Blossom · Jun 22

Veggies are veggies, regardless of form~

Holylifton🍁 · Jun 22

I love Ceasars. They're the ultimate liquid lunch.

@chuckwhite.bsky.social · Jun 22

The hardest part about eating vegetables, is getting them back into the wheel chair.

Ned Wilcox · Jun 22

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

@bowenfabrication.bsky.social · Jun 22

Depending on the pickle you can get all kinds of active cultures too! Spicy Activia, for people on the go.

@m00nstreake.bsky.social · Jun 22

A nice chunk of salmon in there and you could get yer protein too.

Pete Hannah 🚫🧊 · Jun 22

Just what the doctor ordered, literally. 😁

🍁 Christine 🍁 · Jun 22

That's how I prefer to get my veggie intake as well.

DorkRichard · Jun 22

That absolutely counts

@jpg411.bsky.social · 29d

That was always my vegetable intake

Absurd_Dad · Jun 22

Always allow for a little protein

The Colvin Study · Jun 22

Celery sticks, olives, lime wedges, oh the list goes on...

JenOLoughlin 🇺🇦 · Jun 22

“Wish granted!”

Bruce Disenhouse · Jun 22

Excellent game plan 😉

Raider · 29d

I've been using pickles in my Caesar cocktail for a long time now due to the high cost of celery...Still tastes great!!😜

Cheryl Kuhnert · Jun 23

A proper bloody mary qualifies as a salad. Don't forget the hot peppers and green olives.

Chengisk · Jun 22

This counts.

Don't Ask, Won't Tell · Jun 22

My fave was from a Clearwater Beachside bar: All this, plus BACON. Perfection.

Bitter Old Man · Jun 22

Um, no pickled asparagus? Several of them and a few sticks of beef jerky and you have a balanced meal!

Bill D · Jun 22

I'll have one of those too. Please.

@stacyanderson.bsky.social · Jun 22

Excellent!

@ginnye.bsky.social · 29d

Almost there! A few more things sticking out of the glass 🤣

Melissa Walker · Jun 23

Atta girl! 🙌

Donalyn · Jun 22

This is the way. 🥰

Pepys's Hervé Mons 1924 Bleu · Jun 22

V8 plus Vodka equals V9. Vodka can be made from potato.

Sharai Bohannon (She/Her) · 29d

My favorite kind of salad.

I speak to the dead. · Jun 22

My brother once shared a picture of a bloody mary he got that had a whole ass steak on a skewer. Including several vegetables, it was a meal propped up in a big glass of tomato booze. That was his breakfast.

Confusedalotlately · 29d

🤭😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

AutumnBaum🟣🏳️‍⚧️🟣 · Jun 22

That's a great start, but you'll need three of those to really fill out your vegetables for the day!

K · 29d

Bacon? Porks eat veggies too!😂

John in Alpena · Jun 22

Good call! Humans have consumed vegetables from canning jars for millennia.

Jeremy · Jun 22

Now I need to see if I have any World Famous Pickle Vodka in the cabinet.

@danaphx.bsky.social · Jun 22

Presumably, that has plenty of fermented potato juice in there. Personally, I prefer fermented juniper berry juice.

The Karen · 29d

Make it with V8. Pack full of veggie and so much better.

Rogie_The_Medic · Jun 22

Add a little horseradish and I’ll share one with you.

Millie O-Just call me MO · Jun 22

The pickle is my favorite part.

@justtim99.bsky.social · Jun 22

I could of A V 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ A vodka

Void Spun · Jun 22

Straight from coffee to this? Power move.

Mellow Deb · Jun 22

Where's the stalk of celery? 🤗

Raven Song Farm · Jun 22

Works for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Babau · Jun 22

I eat a lot of fruit. Well, it’s grapes. Crushed. And fermented.

MayhemMel! · Jun 22

Grapes are good for you too.

🇵🇷 RONIN 🇺🇸 · Jun 22

More vegetables than vodka.

Just Bacon 🥓 · Jun 22

And they said nutrition couldn't be sexy... 😍

sherbear · Jun 22

That looks so good right now

ElleKaye🇨🇦 (she/her | elle/la) · Jun 22

Brilliant! 👍

Daytona Slim · Jun 22

I tell my dad to eat better and take better care of himself, he replies with something like “I had some V8 with my vodka”

MN Jo · Jun 23

Ha! I ordered a Bloody Mary with my burger tonight so I’d have some “vegetables” too’

HolidayRob · Jun 22

It's basically salad.

@terg.bsky.social · Jun 22

The tomato juice counts.

Margery · Jun 22

Those are fruit

Taid Dai.📎 · Jun 22

That's a 'fucking bastard bloody Mary'!♥️😂

@libragal.bsky.social · 29d

I’m in complete agreement. 👏

Jan · 29d

I think I have that recipe.

Jerelle · Jun 22

Ceasar Augustus!!!

Crash 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇹🇼 · Jun 22

Wow! Creative way to dress potatoes!

Satan · 29d

Now THAT'S a Bloody Mary!

@collburns.bsky.social · Jun 22

That looks delicious. enjoy

@foodnwhine.bsky.social · Jun 22

AKSHUALLY, tomatoes are a fruit so this is a fruit and vegetable blend which I am now craving. (See also a "Bull Shot" as a chaser.)

Phil Klinkner · Jun 22

I once sat next to a very large man on a flight. He ordered 2 Bloody Marys. As the attendant handed them to him he looked at me and said, "It's how I get my vegetables."

Cinders · Jun 23

LOL....whatever

AquariusinAZ · 29d

That's a solution I can get behind 💯!

EJR · Jun 22

First .. my toast .. then cheers !?

EJR · Jun 22

Looks amazingly appetizing .. great breakfast warmup ..

@pamc84.bsky.social · Jun 22

Can never go wrong with a bloody 🤘

Bill Bryan · Jun 22

It’s practically a smoothie! 😄😁😊

🍌🍌 Shannon 🍌🍌 · Jun 22

Looks delish!

🇨🇦SKEETERS🏳️‍🌈 · Jun 22

Excellent choice 😂

🇨🇦 · 29d

All hail Caesar!

B.L. Foster · Jun 22

This counts! Wait - was it a V-8? Then it counts double 😘

Sophie · 29d

Cucumbers and Olives are Fruit, not vegetables! 😜

laserpowered · Jun 23

Damn...how good does that THAT look!!?

Dobri · Jun 22

I see a vegetable smoothie. Without it being smooth.

Lazyeye · 29d

Olive, pickle, tomato (in juice form), celery (in salt form), and whole grains/potatoes (in vodka form). You’re setting a positive example for the rest of us on how to get more veg into our everyday.

Kristy Harms · Jun 22

Well done!

Guam Marine🇺🇦💙🐶🐱🐎🌵🫘 · Jun 22

Also REMEMBER! Tomato's Are Fruit too!!!

@mitcha11.bsky.social · Jun 22

Good pickled vegetables....

@madisonfly.bsky.social · Jun 22

I use that argument for french fries too! 🤣

@rexistheone.bsky.social · Jun 22

Absolutely delicious looking! Would love your recipe please!🙏

TenaciousEye · Jun 22

HouseAtreides-M · 29d

Great beverage container...i need to get two.

Clare · Jun 22

Also ..are potatoes vegetables? 😜

Grandma · Jun 23

Perfect compromise

Mr.October - Gunner · Jun 22

Bloody Mary and a cup of hot coffee ☕️…great way to start your day

Amelia Magjik · Jun 22

Ooooh I should really eat more vegetables, come to think of it… 🍻🍅

@mojave234.bsky.social · Jun 22

That's me but no vodka. Kills the taste of my tomato juice.

Scott Larson · Jun 22

When I was young, drinking a glass of V8 was equal to eating a vegetable.

Alyce · Jun 22

I always order that salad.

🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ · Jun 22

What’s the difference between this and a smoothie or juice right ? All that matters is the vitamins & getting them into your body somehow Excellent idea I think …

Ellie Leonard · Jun 22

I used to go out to get virgin bloody Marys while breastfeeding just to freak people out. But also, yes to all the pickled things!!

Petal Lu Ⓥ 💚🌱💙🌎 · Jun 22

It qualifies as a meal ✅

European Angie, Earth Carer · Jun 22

pickled and fermented vegetables are more than good for you, they also help the body fight any naughty, maybe cancerous, cells. Can't get any better than that!

@darcy19.bsky.social · Jun 22

Perfect

WaitForSanity · 29d

Is that a pickle?

Captain ACAB · Jun 22

A good bloody is God tier shit. Bloodies are pretty much the only thing I miss about drinking.

Blah · 29d

In case you’re wondering you’re a genius.

@jbarry881.bsky.social · Jun 22

Coffee! 😂🤣😂

Truck gypsy · Jun 22

Dam straight!

LnchL80 · Jun 22

😆👍😘

ProDomme Lady Sapphira · Jun 22

Yum 🤤

HmmmmNoThankYou · Jun 22

🤣🤣🤣

Lander Vex, CSO, USS Hippogryph · Jun 22

A dressed up Bloody Mary is a beautiful thing. Whenever I encounter one on a menu I haven't tried before, I get it. Those and fish tacos are my "always try a new one" thing.

Lydia E. Ferguson · Jun 22

Bloody Marys gives me all the nutrients and no one can convince me otherwise.

RD Marse · Jun 22

Use V-8 and you even get more veggies. Lol.

M. A. Bolt · Jun 22

I hear you lol 😆😆😆

Small-DickHaver · Jun 22

That better be super spicy and not one of those weird Canadian drinks chock full of clam juice and depression

Sam R · Jun 22

A round of salads for the gang 😄

@judithanne.bsky.social · Jun 22

🤜🤛

@thelazyf.bsky.social · Jun 22

And wine counts as fruit.

Tina Webb · Jun 22

Cheers my friend!

@ln-em.bsky.social · Jun 22

yes! my sit in the sun and veggie reward to myself for during yardwork. uh i swept the leaves off the seat. ...and, vodka is made from potatoes or grains, right? later when formal drinking hour has arrived, more veggies: gin and tonic

Alma R Ramirez 🤣 · Jun 22

My kind of veggie drink

@pipeorgan75.bsky.social · Jun 22

Brilliant!

@stcroixwis.bsky.social · Jun 22

Might as well do for the entire meal, from Sobelmans in Milwaukee:

The Smartest Floridian · Jun 22

It's V8 for overstressed adults!

Hexin In Texas · 29d

I like your choices!

Skye Rosling 🇨🇦 · Jun 22

I'll have a double. Extra spicy.

Jen aka Grantifa 🐸 · Jun 22

One of my favorite drinks. That looks sooo good! Any chance you deliver?

Shebikes21 🇨🇦 · Jun 22

Spicy I hope? ☺️

Greg Hill · Jun 22

Carter · Jun 22

Well, that's at least a couple servings right there...