Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
mothra stewart @gorl.gay i’m tay. and the kitty is frankie.
tay: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c5lcwcbubqa3rvbjq4awpy7q/feed/aaajylgj63zyk
frankie: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaapzh63cttzy
Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social Puppeteer/Puppet Builder and performer of CBBC’s Hacker T.Dog
@sporkmaster5000.bsky.social @sporkmaster5000.bsky.social 
mikehallden.bsky.social @mikehallden.bsky.social Aka "Dr. Gitpaws" which is a tongue-in-cheek amalgam of my love for Science, guitar, and dogs, cats, and assorted critters. Yes I do have a Ph.D. in Organic Chemistry (Ohio State, 1979).
Currently owned and being trained by Scooter, the semi-feral cat.
cunty @cunty.social Basically just another prick yeah
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social strange highness
https://ko-fi.com/gefthetokingmongoose
https://boxd.it/7zqId
LifuX @lifux.bsky.social The cats are in charge, we just document it. 😼
Chaos is our specialty.
Global nonsense headquarters.
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Store : www.teepublic.com/user/lifux
Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev sweng, real far left. opens jars, bakes bread for @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaabsjo37p7sk
posts++: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ymhwlftqc2ialnv34cqw3ikl/feed/aaacfr2rpc6bg
Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social Trans lesbian metal mouth.
https://bsky.app/search?author=2tickytacky.bsky.social
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️
For Julie L. Menace-poemtrist https://bsky.app/profile/tickyslacky.bsky.social
So Many Faces @iseefacesinthings.bsky.social When you see faces/figures in objects it's called "Pareidolia".
Not everyone seems to see it, so I decided to start this.
ℹ️ Most of the photos are NOT mine; they have been shared publicly.
My other account: @justjohnd.bsky.social
Princess Petunia Floppybutts McGee @ridiculousginger.bsky.social Garden variety neurodivergent. Goofball. Cares about others. Fact based. Mom of 2. She/her 🌈 Vancouver
music/art/history/nature/animals/science
Ted Jackins (They/Them) @killthethingyouluv.bsky.social Your favorite mentally ill poet/artist/musician. Nonbinary. Spoused. Cat parent. Professional raconteur and misanthrope.
I'm on substack:
https://tedjackins.substack.com/
Find me on Instagram: @mount_mourn
Books available on Amazon!
Jeff Jefferson @fiskemirabar.bsky.social Level 42 Email Recipient, Level 10 Raccoon Parent
Support trans kids! Also trans folk in general
chawkey @chawkey.bsky.social Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-me, probably
Arkansas person
Wallpaper person
she/her
Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈
Neighborhood Space Ace in ✨BIMBO MODE✨
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tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal 💖🖖🏻
Cis-het Flavored Cat Food @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - your pet's reply guy
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸
James Mac, CEO of ANTIFA™️ @floatalongfarm.bsky.social He/Him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 #FartBot
Farmer, Artist, Fartist, Photographer, Graphic Designer, Video Editor, Cultivator of Funk™️ 🌱
Shut up and give me your money 💰
@jambandnews.bsky.social sucks 🖕
#FuckAI #MakeArtNotAI
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪
Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Wuggly Ump @wugglyump.bsky.social 
Chuck Napkin @chucknapkin.bsky.social I was the weird kid that would take a dump next to the Circus arcade game near the bathrooms at the Quality Inn pool. Also I hate fascists.
Steve Headrick @steevhead13.bsky.social Contains 1% or less of most daily requirements.
Long_Painter @longpainter.bsky.social Energetic & colorful landscape paintings for those building a contemporary collection capturing all the best feelings of travel.
Purchase originals here: Chrislongpainter.com
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
Zardogs @zardogs.bsky.social Bi, white, cis, left, male, 40's, he/him.
Here to listen, learn, boost and defend those with less privilege.
🇨🇦 Christine 🇨🇦 @grubsweatcheers.bsky.social Cheery, oft weary, rarely dreary, contentedly beery. Capers, Wpg Blue Bombers, Jets, LFC, YNWA. Bowie forever & ever. Amen.
And whatever you do, don’t buy American.
Scout and T @scoutandt.bsky.social You will know me by my charges: The Big Horse, Emma Darling, Rosie, Scout Finch and Gary Cooper. Third gen FDR Democrat. I'm a dog person without a dog. Fuck billionaires.
Tanya Huntington @tanyahuntington.bsky.social Bilingual writer. Artist. Cuenta en español/inglés
www.tanyahuntington.com
Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social Masshole in Maine
Reese @puppylove23.bsky.social 🐶 Woof! I'm Reese , a Boston Terrier with a black belt in snuggles. My human, BRETT CULBERT– you know, my actor papa who's on TV and all that? – thinks he's the star, but let's be real, I'm the real leading role here.
Nora @snoraborealis.bsky.social KHive, ASD mom, fascist-hater, cat ownee
please don't send me a message unless it's about plants
Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social “Hilarious” — Eric Idle
“Amazing” — Patton Oswalt
“Absolutely killed” — Rolling Stone (Carnegie Hall review)
2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: www.emophilips.com/events
Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Manic Pixie Dream Witch @oneinchframe.bsky.social A sanctuary of beauty in an ugly world.
“Fix your hearts or die.” - Gordon Cole
This too shall pass / So raise your glass
To change and chance / And music is
the heart of love / Shall we dance?
- The Magnetic Fields
#writingprompts #microfiction
Meandering Annie @meanderingannie.bsky.social Hi! I'm an artist, illustrator, graphic designer, squirrel watcher, dog lover, and a van traveling nomad. Open to commissions, collaborations, or wholesale orders.
My art on tees, mugs, stickers, etc: https://meanderingannie.com
A-A-Ron Prime🐿 @a-a-ron-prime.bsky.social Squirrels & Sarcasm rule. I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
If I bleed you'll be the last to know. I'm not inclined to resign to maturity. Once in a while you can get shown the light
Somewhere near the edge of the deep green sea
Jenny O 2026 Version @sleepypeep.bsky.social GenX… Crafty Soot Sprite. Dog lady. Treasure hunter. Inexplicably hopeful. Lefty Lib. Standoffish AND overly familiar. Parasocial butterfly/imaginary friend.Team she/her
“Arts & Crafts Ass Bitch”
Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social Whose Line, Whose Live, Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops Film Club, Nightmare Before Christmas
New Album KIDDING. BUT STILL. https://lnk.to/kiddingbutstill
Craving @calluptome.bsky.social Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, no I don’t know you unless I know you for a billion years
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social farce majeure
Newcastle in the streets. Old ruins in the sheets.
Richard Cheese @richardcheese.bsky.social America's loudest lounge singer, swankifying rock/rap hits since 2000! 🍸
More than 30 albums available on all music platforms. Vinyl LPs, CDs, merch, and FAQs at: http://www.richardcheese.com
https://www.youtube.com/RichardCheeseOfficial
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social 🐖 Doofus 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Secret_Squirre1 @secretsquirre1.bsky.social #TwitterQuiter
CES (paralysis of quadricep muscles)
100% Disabled Veteran
Black Roots ✊🏽
WARRIOR
MOM
DM=Block
♿️ ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️
#TheFamousAmyLee
Is that a real mohawk or a Sears mohawk? @dangillotte.bsky.social Sousaphone enthusiast, ceramic thing maker, dad, husband, Co-op grocer, Krampus impersonator, friend to all animals. I draw and paint stuff and like cryptids and comics and cool films. Also, TROGDOOOOOOORR!!!
Raccoon Running with Scissors @raccoonrunning.bsky.social A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad.
Unserious quips with mirthful intent.
FC Cincinnati
🌱 6. #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch
#WatchLaterRacc
#EarlySkies
Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
Trip Maverick @tripmaverick.bsky.social I like movies and podcasts about movies and talking about movies you get the picture.
CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social 💪Warrior for Women’s Rights and Democracy 🌊🌊🌊 🌊♏️ 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇬🇱 #BLM #LGBTQ+ #RESIST 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦#NAFO
Nicci M @niccim.bsky.social Former English and RE teacher and pastoral lead; CinW Reader; wife, mum & dog lover; love reading; love museums and art galleries; love a bit of history, esp. WW1; expert at power naps and inappropriate humour 😂
laffy saffy 🍓 @ragequitkitteh.bsky.social 30s 2S they/y’all 🌊 ungovernable 🔥 tired 😪
“if they were a book, they’d be two books”
PP: saffron (indigenous/yt), long hair down, in a black velvet dress, next to a pikachu wall mural.
B: close up of pink jellyfish floating in their tank.
Tyro, ft Ricky @tyrowo.com Cat poster. Self-taught professional software developer, exF2P MTG Arena Challenger, ex wr holder speedrunning HotD2_100%, ex streamer, ex melee player.
Grilling, coding, gaming, magic: the gathering, other tcgs, and my kitty, Ricky 😻
30, he/him
Taskmaster @taskmaster.tv Official account for #Taskmaster.
Watch full episodes on YouTube and Channel4.com.
Joolia Ghoulia @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
we play in a band @sonicgirl.bsky.social 
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social six feet of radioactive decay and candy
sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
Twonks @twonks.bsky.social Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
https://linktr.ee/twonkscomics
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Kevin Sussman @kevinsussman.bsky.social Actor. General pain. 
John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs
Mickey’s in Cognitive Decline @mickeybiz.bsky.social Sober Artist and mother in TX finding new ways to create and live with progressive illness. Agender, Queer, Autistic, Trauma and Coma survivor. (Re)living their life. Over 18 is best.
Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social I do all my own stunts.
The evil: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vttcrjh7psbfgloap24fxrhm/feed/aaaa7epjs6dz2
sophia ♥️ @sophamir.bsky.social she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
top posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/top-skeets
Kara @kgz3.bsky.social Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal.
she/her
muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁 @snappleroan.bsky.social 💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
Brett @brettryan.bsky.social • Dogs like me.
• I text in complete sentences.
Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social I'm only here to pet pugs.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a
Moth Lagoon 🕸 @mothlagoon.bsky.social 🌙 Darkling Artist ❌️No AI
💧Shop, Patreon, Commissions & Webtoon ⬇️
🫧 https://linktr.ee/mothlagoon
ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ @celestephase.bsky.social Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science.
Stage IV cancer.
She/her 🏳️🌈
Jason @jasonfest.bsky.social Post things I find in my garden, in nature & in my head. 🏳️🌈
The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws.bsky.social World’s number one JAWS fan community. Pro-shark. Influencer. DM for partnership enquiries.
P. L. Klein @plkleinauthor.bsky.social A dreamer, a storyteller, an artist, and photographer, with a lack of technical skills and a passion for travel and enthusiastically singing off-key. 
Kat McSnatch @katmcsnatch.bsky.social I’m on YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, X, Wikipedia, iTunes, TikTok, Cocaine & Mushrooms. 🥴
Tikifire @tikifire.bsky.social Historian, Musician, Gamer
Former History Teacher, Nazi Puncher
Progressive politics are my JAM
Video Store Heiress @videostoreheiress.bsky.social South Boston Princess held captive by a Key Grip. I eat, sleep, and breathe all things cinema..
5 years in Litchfield Penitentiary
Neurodivergent
I grew up in a Video Store…
#Southie #HubVideo #HubDiscount #USA829
Elle is… 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social Vaguely-human cryptid who often feels like existing is some test I’ve forgotten I agreed to participate in.
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
no alt text = no repost
Chauncey Yaunders @chaunceyyaunders.bsky.social cuyahoga falls premiere butthole specialist pfp: self portrait c.2003 banner: billboard that reads sensitive issues need sensitive care urology now available kidney stones - prostrate issues - overactive bladde incontinence - vasectomy - ed [logo] western
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Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Definitely haunted.
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Zevon Price @zevonprice.bsky.social An author of horror and mystery who has, now, published more than children's stories. Will scare and delight you, and maybe even gross you out a little.
CavalierPace @cr4shalan.bsky.social What turns my head: Lego, graphic arts, cycling, airline history, LGBTQ. Big fan of zoos and aquariums. Some sci-fi likes: V, BSG, Who, John Varley books. Formerly crashalan on Twitter.
Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social NYT Bestselling Author. Medical Historian. Breast Cancer Survivor.
Next book: SLEUTH-HOUND, a whirlwind tour of Victorian forensics from the perspective of the man who loaned a voice to Baker St.’s famous resident: Sherlock Holmes. Out October 20.
Filth Wizard @tinyweasel.eurosky.social Professional dilettante. Wizard admirer. Filth Wizard. Worm fan.
Inkybrain @think.cz Wordslinger, graphic designer, vintage flipper at sovietvintage.com. Currently trading pixels and Soviet home stuff from Odesa Ukraine.
相信未来 - Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency: Inkybrain.com
Mandy @mandysparklesxo.bsky.social ✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨
S'Pammy Cassandra 🦩💥 @nafoffs.bsky.social Russia spends $5 bill a year on propaganda - you got me free
cognitive special forces
I raised money for and delivered an evacuation vehicle to Ukraine.
I have no sword - so this will have to do.
Massive fan of democracy.
"Communism" is fascism.
Gen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com I post preposterous nonsense.
Cat owned, leftist, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic.
The end is near. Eat more ice cream.
Seeking my Ka-Tet.
Nikon Z8.
See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh
No AI used 📷
Potatoes are my religion.🥔
Brit in Western Mass @brittucson.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 Refuge from X
Husband | Dad | Goat & Chicken “farmer”
GenX | Atheist
I’m going to need more “goat therapy”!
🚫Crypto 🚫DMS 🚫GoFundMe
The Night Book @nightbook.bsky.social A librarian, educator, writer, photographer, resister, and dog-dad. Covid conscious and tired of willful ignorance being seen as a virtue.
Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social (He/him) Zygote Screenwriter #Scriptsky
Member of @BreakthroughLitLab
Variety account (jokes, and occasionally talking about my writing) 🖋️
Header by @RiotgrlErin
Write or Die 🦕 @write-or-die.bsky.social Writer, basketball freak
Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism
“Good Trouble”
Devout Misandrist
💍🦞✨📎
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social [redacted]
A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN
Frosty! @todfox.net (51/M) Computer Nerd, Network Security Engineer. Local beer, cocktail and coffee enthusiast. Somewhere in New England.
My following you does not oblige you to follow me back, and vice-versa.