Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 5d NOPE. DID NOT EVOLVE FUR HOT. I FLOOFS HERE
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Oh a Bernese Mountain dog huh, they get pretty big don't they? I guess so, bigger than an ottoman but slightly smaller than a couch.
He crossed the paws. The conversation is over.
This is my internal monologue every day.
Is that Lego I see….????
I support this and will follow suit
what is floof for neener-neener? 🤣
I also would not want to go outside if I were one of what is obviously two dudes in a dog suit.
IN NAME HOOMAN. FAIRLY WARNED. NO MOUNTAIN HOT.
THIZ IZ WHAT EVOLUTION LOOKS LIKE FOR US DOGGIEZ - Shar-peis! We haz fur just like ur average USMC Drill Sergeant!
ALT: an elephantine Bernese mountain dog is unimpressed by the proposition that he should go outside. unwilling to be persuaded, he scampers onto a nice cool couch.