Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social Northern correspondent, Financial Times
Experimental cook, purveyor of Andy Burnham content
“Cynical” - Boris Johnson
📍Manchester
David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social Football Correspondent, The Athletic
Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social Irishposting, shitposting and seriousposting
Helen Pidd @helenpidd.bsky.social Host of Today in Focus, the Guardian’s daily news podcast. Former North of England editor. Nominated for best host at the 2025 British Podcast Awards. Contact me in confidence helen.pidd@theguardian.com
The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social Every football story that matters. Breaking news. In-depth analysis.
🔗 https://www.nytimes.com/athletic
Barney Ronay @barneyronay.bsky.social Sports journalist
@jo-scho.bsky.social @jo-scho.bsky.social Content design and strategy.
O.Grayson @ograyson.bsky.social 
@stitchg.bsky.social @stitchg.bsky.social 
The Athletic @theathletic.com Get every sports story that matters.
Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social NFL Daily Podcast
Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social Pro-Europe #socialist #RefugeesWelcome. Warning - I swear a lot because the world is on fire!
Mudhutter @mudhutter.bsky.social Wigan pie and fanzine nobhead
Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net brucespringsteen.net
@kfbr392kfbr392.bsky.social @kfbr392kfbr392.bsky.social 
Ty Webb @tywebb82.bsky.social Data, software engineering, politics, cricket. Temporarily Midwestern.
Mr Podge @mrpodge.bsky.social 
HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff.
HappyToast.co.uk
patreon.com/HappyToast
redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore
https://ko-fi.com/happytoast 
@tonyhitmanhart.bsky.social @tonyhitmanhart.bsky.social Internet tit
LB @scarlet0pimp.bsky.social 
Brian @areathrasher11.bsky.social Metal. Soccer. Wrestling.
@myfanwy365.bsky.social @myfanwy365.bsky.social 
Jolene @joleneski.bsky.social Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost.
Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. “Internet Court Jester with Photoshop skills.”
Snopes confirmed.
https://ko-fi.com/mattgaetz4head
https://www.redbubble.com/people/MattGaetz4Head/shop?asc=u
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull), House Is an Enigma (Bull City). TMI in your inbox here: https://substack.com/@emmabolden
Lane @lanechanged.bsky.social Peace*Sarcasm*Dirty Martinis
Pro-Choice, Inclusion, Levity
𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵e
TᕼE GOᑭ ᔕᑌ᙭
𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Ex-pro figure skater & mom
Ft Worth, Texas ⭐
Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social In vino veritas.
Politics and stuff. It is your patriotic duty to clog their death cannons with your corpses.
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social award losing artist
non selling author
dad
baseball nerd
👻🗳️Ghost of Democracy 2.0 @ominousrabbit.com Fascism walks in through bureaucratic channels masquerading as governance. Small person, large chip on my shoulder: Jalapeño flavor.
Takes orders from @feistytheecat.bsky.social • Owns the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social vending machine.
DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social Maybe I should delete that. 🤔
Contemplations on life. + 📷
unlikely to follow US politics accounts
Calgary Canada 🇨🇦 treaty 7
My stuff:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapzd3kupcwi
Adam @adamgreat.bsky.social Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
Benny Boy @crushincamels.bsky.social 
Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
Erica @scbchbum.bsky.social knucklehead
Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social bruh
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social Taking care of my chickens and my mentals
Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love.
Hot: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaael2k52wlng
New: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaafig63c52se
📍Philly/NYC
gym Jordans @gymjordan.kids Not your daily driver Jordans,
the ratty old ones you keep at the gym.
Not a congress critter.
Probably just a pair of shoes.
Knows and calls a spade when he sees one.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects you and your preference always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️)
blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
dan mentos @danmentos.com 
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social https://static.macmillan.com/static/holt/robin/
Paul [REDACTED] D. Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ 300K+ Yᴇᴀʀs Oꜰ Iɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ™ @paulwdawkins.bsky.social Mainly film composer. Filmmaker, writer, cromulent. Single out now: Your Lost World: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/paulwilliamdawkins/your-lost-world
I do short films. Award-winning one: https://youtu.be/DbZdssvx_jI si=OW6c9BqryqhjX455
Melon Baller @toomuchmelon.bsky.social People say I’m Joe Biden’s alt, but that’s malarkey
My Posts — https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywcekwzo3vo42s53kt5v4cfp/feed/aaafyezdr7xow
Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social Writer of thrillers, horror and suspense. My debut novel, The Day I Died Again, coming October 13, 2026. The Sins We Buried, coming March 2027. 📚🔪
https://linktr.ee/nadineantoinette
dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
jason jasonson @jasonjasonsons.bsky.social juice newton fan account.
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social Hell, I love everybody
https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward.
Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
James in jacksonville. @jamesinjax11.bsky.social Blue dot in jacksonville Fl....vet, 19D....I love, peace.....I rarely think,therefore, i am.......all thoughts are not mine..some are stolen.
Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social per chance, a lawyer
this is a place for silly posting
everything is a joke, I think that's pretty obvious and it’s also seriously problematic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Drummy | SysDadmin @sys-dadmin.bsky.social Husband. Father. Goofy IT guy who reads nerdy books, plays drums, and has an unhealthy affinity for bourbon and the Oxford Comma.
he/him
linc @lincnotfound.com designer of something.
test: one. two. three. four.
letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
CC @ccruns.bsky.social I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social Brevity haver
Mariya Alexander @mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
John of the North @shutupmac.bsky.social I made some bleeps and bloops and played some noisy things and some people enjoyed it. ADSR and analog filters. Now middle-aged and ordinary. Stroke and TBI survivor.
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y223crzq4mk4gue4q5eniq5c/feed/aaaczpm3stgbk
cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social from the magazines
julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social oldest living sim | author
📸 instagr.am/juliadavidovich
🎧 @badboypod.bsky.social
🕸️ juliadavidovich.horse
Flim Flam @roborock97.bsky.social Saying "bruh" until someone asks why I keep saying bruh 🍉
Kate’s Fate @katvonwitt.bsky.social My back always hurts. I love to cook. Cute might be my favorite adjective.
Stilldan @stilldan.bsky.social North of Boston
Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ecmxvblko3spik7rwhgy7vi/feed/aaab6zkewmd2g
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. Intellectual. Gifted kid —> Gifted adult. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Vai Corinthians. Bluesky’s premier Seven Mary Three poster.
Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer 
petegriffin @petegriffin.bsky.social carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.
ashley ray @theashleyray.bsky.social comedian and writer
https://theashleyray.com/
www.theashleyray.com/ashleyraycrafts
https://ashleyraycrafts.etsy.com
ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social I wrote a joke about a potato once
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=73b3e0d9-b342-43e3-be62-938270295fe2
Fuck cancer.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
Rosie The Reaper @mytai.bsky.social Manic pixie soul reaper.
Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social America’s stepdad
yungdangerfield @yungdangerfield.bsky.social another platform for my if-no-one-sees-it-is-it-still-a-banger ass posts lmao
Joel Cunningham @joelevard.com writing, editing, existential dread
Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.
Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social Minnesota. Socialism. History and literature nerd. Top 96% of OnlyFans. Frequently wrong.
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Kayla Chow Show @kaylachowshow.bsky.social 💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT 💙
Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social i'm worth a million in prizes
SE PA
he/him/cis/het
Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social Hellthread cofounder. Featured in Huffington Post, Rolling Stone and Reuters
Call me Fin. they/them
oink @charlieherbert.bsky.social Average gravitational wave surfer -- likes science, funny stuff, and ecocentric humanism. Oh, and poor people should not be poor.
House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social oh god, it's come to this
kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social 
Punderstandable, have a good day @benjaminty.bsky.social I’m a giant (6’4”) who loves puns and having a gay old time. (By which I mean I am gay and aging)
Dakota|atokaD @atokad72.bsky.social Midwest nice. Blue voter in a red state. Photographer. Chicago Cubs, Green Bay Packers, Notre Dame and Tottenham Hotspur fan.
Posting humorous stuff.
Vinyl record and antique camera collector and enthusiast. Love classic rock and enjoy a good whiskey.
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social All skeets are on behalf of my mother
MBase @mbasem.bsky.social A lost, consumerist lamb hunting eternal for the best deals on every hope, dream, and emotion once naively thought to be priceless.
@ironballmcginty.bsky.social @ironballmcginty.bsky.social 
🔸sol🔸 @frenziedandfine.bsky.social I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q2wajldac3x6vvzkuhz4z7vd/feed/aaab3iekrvkoe
cöle @colebahorize.bsky.social 🏎️
josher71.bsky.social @josher71.bsky.social Stoke City USA/I have eight cats and love to see good cat news/Baltimore