JOHN NIVEN @nivenj1.bsky.social 'John Niven is a fucking idiot. Who needs him?'
Michael Winner, RIP. 
Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi
Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz
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living in Donegal with a Cork man
BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social Life's a big banana sandwich
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Irvine Welsh @irvinewelsh.bsky.social Radicalized by discotheque music.
Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
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Sam @sam-bambs.bsky.social The first rule of Cliff Richard Club is we don’t talk anymore 
Ginger_tucci @gingertucci.bsky.social ‘You go to low grade restaurants cos’ you’re a low grade hoe’ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinson’s supporters.
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I love gardening & cats. Hate Tories. Londoner with no tolerance for hate speech. IFB
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ProfBrianCox @profbriancox.bsky.social Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester and Royal Society Professor for Public Engagement in Science
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Laura @tambassador.bsky.social 
Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards. Regret to report that people are still taking this account seriously. Avatar image by @tpneenan.bsky.social.
Neil ‘Professor Neil’ Shyminsky @neilshyminsky.bsky.social College professor; feminist dad; he/him; @professorneil on TikTok; @professor_neil on Instagram
https://linktr.ee/neilshyminsky
Maf @mafer1ck.bsky.social Married. Mediocre. Man.
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Edgelord
Spork
Groundhog nonce
Weird stool pervert
I went and just enjoyed listening to intelligent people talking about parasites and behavioural neurobiology and entomology then I finished and now I work in a bank
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📍 Manchester
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lucy @lmasaysno.bsky.social schofferhofer socialist 
Andie @andiedelicacy.bsky.social Couch potato, hermit, eyeliner advocate, acquired taste. Just saving a space for when the other place dies. No GCs please (gender criticals or Giles Corens)- H @handle.invalid @handle.invalid