Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · Jun 19 Qwop’27 esports champion, reporting for duty
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pure free will good to see
The first controller made exclusively for Normal Golf Game from this Nextfest
Is the world ready for the Quaduplet-Stick Shooter genre?
I have one of these in the mail. I did that on purpose with my own money.
The ideal Mario Party controller
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How do button inputs even work with this?
the levermore to all the leverless
Ready for your crane operator training
4 player Mario Party with one controller. Everyone gets a stick and the click.
A reverse hitbox
for when you want to play a twin stick shooter with your CLOSEST friend
That controller reminds me of the Resistance Fall of Man cover
I had a dream about doing all buttons on one of these for a mech game
Far too much power. He must be stopped.
Cursed
@papapishu.bsky.social jesus wept
This will have the CoD pros complaining about hitherto unforseen levels of aim assist.
That looks like a prop from a 70s sci-fi TV show.
I'm getting eXistenZ vibes from that thing
Gaming in the fifth dimension
Octodad gonna be wild
Did they make it like on purpose?
Gonna rule 1v1’ing yourself in Virtual On.
Very Oblivion movie
QWOP
Ah yes, the first Steam Controller prototype.
I'll see you at the Qwopetiton
Have you tried using this thing? I am real curious about how it actually works in software or if it works at all. Does it recognize that there's 4 sticks or does it just combine them into left and right stick input? Do the sticks fight each other for priority? Is there remapping pervert software?
No Supermidge Bomba Vader 7’s are allowed for competitive play
Please share a visual on how you’d use this
Finally, a controller you have to motorboat.
does this controller have a configuration for 2 dpads
They could’ve jammed two more sticks in the top empty space. Cowards
I bet you'd be sick nasty on virtual on with this thing
Oh you go that AI controller IRL
OOPS! ALL THUMBSTICKS
China is going to log your controls so they can program an AI to do the ranking
Quad stick shooters will need to be invented now
Your body is ready
Why do I want to buy this stupid thing