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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Mayor of New York City
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The morning of Nov 9th 2016 changed everything for me.
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Damn...it turns out "may you live in interesting times" actually IS a curse.
You can't spell revolution without evolution.
Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social Doting grandmother, among other things.
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Rightwing billionaires want to privatize NIH and use it to control universities.
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Mike Kallenberger @mkallenberger.bsky.social Beer, travel, bicycling enthusiast. Strategic marketing consultant & award-winning writer specializing in beer. Former economist. Not as funny as I used to be.
Jeff Scott @beergeek.com Beer drinking socialist. Still not a parody account. Billionaires should not exist. Opinions are my own and correct. #YNWA
Expert at sitting on a barstool.
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Ellen L. Weintraub @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social Longtime FEC Commissioner, 4-time Chair, lawyer, mom, wife, believer in democracy and rule of law
Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Brooklyn Congressman. Democratic Leader.
Work hard. Stay focused. Deliver results #ForThePeople.
Reuters @reuters.com 
Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov Official Account of Senator Chuck Schumer, New York’s Senator and the Senate Democratic Leader.
schumer.senate.gov
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The Real Truther @therealtruther.bsky.social Spreading truth about vaccines since 2015.
Beto O’Rourke @betoorourke.bsky.social Powered by People
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@smilestx1.bsky.social @smilestx1.bsky.social
Lived in the mountains, now back in Texas near family.
Dem blue dot in a sea of red.
I follow like-minded thinkers where all are welcome.
Maggie Marsh-Nation @maggiem-n.bsky.social Married Bill Nation
Former Chair of Neurodiagnostics at Baptist Health Sciences Univ.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
Dawn Alene @dawnalene.bsky.social American Expat living in beautiful British Columbia. I’m pragmatic and believe in reciprocity
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social Award-Winning Multimedia Journalist.
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Harry Litman @harrylitman.bsky.social Host & exec prod, "Talking Feds Pod" and "Talking San Diego." FCA Lawyer. Teach con law at UCSD & UCLA. Senior Fellow USC. Former US Atty, Dep Assis AG. Founding Contributor, The Contrarian
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net New York Times bestselling author and audiobook narrator.
Host of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton
Retired Starfleet officer.
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Nazi punks fuck off.
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Mark Hoppus @markhoppus.bsky.social Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers
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