I never thought I’d say this, but I may have made too many chocolate chip cookies 🍪
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🦋Zena🦋 · Apr 1
Nope. I only see about 2 dozen. That's not nearly too many. It's a normal batch. I'm a baker.
Colette Austin · Apr 1
You’re mistaken. There’s actually no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies.
🐸Philphun · Apr 1
wharf rat · Apr 1
seems like a reasonable amount of cookies
Cockade Brigade · Apr 1
Hold our milk. Address and prepaid postage incoming.
@justiceisnot4all.bsky.social · Apr 1
I’ll take some send them to me!
Wild Canadian🇨🇦 · Apr 1
Simply not possible
JB4C · Apr 1
There's no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies.
Maxi · Apr 1
Impossible! Cookies are for sharing 🖤 Every Cookie For Everyone💚
Peter · Apr 1
No such thing.
Dave Cadaqu · Apr 1
If they're soft like those look, their is no such thing as making too many chocolate chip cookies. The problem you're misreading is a tupperware shortage problem.
Rachel Maria😎🗽🇺🇸 · Apr 1
Sharing works 🍪
Maggie Nickson · Apr 2
@thobgubnol.bsky.social · Apr 1
Only for one sitting cousin. 😊
@jennieother1.bsky.social · Apr 1
No, that is a perfect amount of cookies you just need a bigger container or you could send them to me.
Fewr · Apr 1
You didn’t. You made just enough to send them to me.
Aster Vérité · Apr 1
Check your DMs I've sent you my mailing address.
🐈⬛ ChrisCat 🦋💙 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺🇬🇱🇦🇶🇺🇦✊🏻🐈⬛ · Apr 1
You can never have too many chocolate chip cookies. Never.
Kelly McMillan ❌👑 · Apr 1
I’m here if you need help 😄
@pmark77.bsky.social · Apr 1
Impossible
@resist96.bsky.social · Apr 2
Is there such a thing?
Gene47 · Apr 1
You can never make too many Chocolate Chip Cookies...
@garyiopraxis.bsky.social · Apr 1
Stop! "Too many" isn't a thing.
Paul Doesn't Live Here Anymore. · Apr 1
No such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies
MaryM · Apr 2
I have 7 grandkids so that doesn’t look like too many to me. Enjoy the cookies!
Andrew · Apr 1
April fools!
@oldbklyngal.bsky.social · Apr 1
There’s no such thing😊
@jrjoneslaw.bsky.social · Apr 1
You can never have too many cookies!
Clearlightmind · Apr 1
🤣
Stella Remington · Apr 1
Nah, you're wrong.
@dabxdee.bsky.social · Apr 1
Too many?...
@salestes.bsky.social · Apr 1
Be kind and share with a neighbor with kids, or an elderly neighbor.
Gwenda · Apr 1
There's no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies. 😋
@damo71.bsky.social · Apr 1
No you didn't! Freeze the two bottom bins and nibble on the other one with those two outside the boxes then that out a bin as you see fit from then on. 'Problem' solved!
❌👑 Ken Barovsky · Apr 1
Never!
BJ Gorder · Apr 1
There is never "too many" chocolate chip cookies
Da Real JimiBalls · Apr 1
Impossible make more friends or bribe the ones you already have 😁
@digger69-51.bsky.social · Apr 1
Nothing a nice big glass of ice cold milk wont hurt. all be gone in minutes!
PHogan · Apr 1
There is no such thing as too many.
Dinan · Apr 1
Send 'em over!
@factsonly007.bsky.social · Apr 1
no such thing 😉 😂
Houninym · Apr 1
Only a temporary condition.
Sven Johanson 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦 · Apr 1
I know a guy
Arizona Birder · Apr 1
With the exception of an unexpected cardamom cookie in Oaxaca, a cookie is the one thing that has never let me down. 🥰🍪
Dr. Darrell C. · Apr 1
Oh gosh. I love those. 😻😻😻
RefinedPlat · Apr 1
Give me 3d6 minutes and I'll fix that for you
Katnip2011 · Apr 1
No such thing.
bishographs · Apr 1
That actually looks like not enough.
ⓓ-⃝ⓚⓐⓣ · Apr 1
When I’m short on storage I use my overflow option, my tummy.
@zenplumber.bsky.social · Apr 1
Let me assure you that you didn't. There really is no such thing as "too many chocolate chip cookies".
A Frequent Solivagant · Apr 1
What manner of vile blasphemy is this?! There is no such thing as "too many chocolate chip cookies"!
Charlotte · Apr 1
Is that all of them? Because that's like 1 day of cookies for my husband. I usually make 200-500 to get through 2 weeks before winter holidays.
Daniel de Plantagenet · Apr 1
100% accepting the surplus.
Maryland Blue Girl 💙 I have words and know how to use them · Apr 1
You are being silly. You just didn't have a big enough container. There can never be too many chocolate chip cookies!
ironsharky · Apr 1
if only I was close by. I would gladly prove you wrong and thank you for it.
@ccolter.bsky.social · Apr 1
No such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies.
Kerry Dwyer Nichols 🌻 · Apr 2
Easily solved
Phillip · Apr 1
BLASPHEMY!!!!!! One can NEVER!!! and I mean NEVER!!!!! Make too many chocolate chip cookies!!!!! Will be contacting Cookie Monster to report you!!!!!!
@whahtsnext.bsky.social · Apr 1
Ummm, there is no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies!
Bill Leibenguth · Apr 1
Nah, I truly doubt that.
lupacabra · Apr 1
Could I have a cookie please
@keeso.bsky.social · Apr 1
No such thing as.
Fort Worthless 💙🌊 · Apr 1
Kay Cook (and cats) · Apr 1
They look really good 🤤
@quiltvolmom.bsky.social · Apr 1
No, no, no. It is not possible to have too may chocolate chip cookies. You’re all good!
@misbruiker.bsky.social · Apr 1
Not possible.
wizard prang · Apr 1
Just eat a few quick! Best of luck!!
Mimi · Apr 1
Sweetie- send them to my house- because there’s no such thing a “too many chocolate chip cookies”
Michael LeRoi · Apr 1
Everyone, I got this. This one is on me. No charge
@littlebunnyfoofoo.bsky.social · Apr 1
And here I sit after lunch with no cookie.
James Ward · Apr 1
I love you, Luca, and no one else will tell you this, but ... (sobs) yes, you have.
Levon Dymond · Apr 1
Not possible.
Frank McGillicuddy · Apr 1
Now do kitKat bars 😂
Kitty Kowalski · Apr 1
There is no such thing.
Vichy Dems ⚛️ 🇺🇦 · Apr 1
That’s an oxymoron.
JeanPierre · Apr 1
Sharing is Caring.
Chris · Apr 1
No. You haven't got enough tupperware. It's just a matter of perspective.
@johnjorgensen84.bsky.social · Apr 1
That concept “too many chocolate chip cookies” is difficult for me to even understand.
MrBadExample · Apr 1
Too many for what exactly...a day...a party...for freezing for shipping to me overnight delivery?!?!?!?!?
@suffragette333.bsky.social · Apr 1
That is not possible.
@karebear75.bsky.social · Apr 1
I volunteer as tribute. I will help ease the load.
Joey Went Away · Apr 1
That is scientifically impossible to do.
Holly OutnAbout · Apr 1
I beg to differ
@pharmboy81.bsky.social · Apr 1
No such thing.
@signlady530.bsky.social · Apr 1
Nope. You can't ever have made, or possess, too many chocolate chip cookies. It simply cannot happen.
Z00keeper · Apr 1
Crazy talk.
Kristin · Apr 1
It’s not too late to start polishing them off by the hour!
@luziadovalongo.bsky.social · Apr 1
Freeze them and suddenly you have cookies later.
George Spiggott · Apr 1
Unfamiliar with the phrase "too many chocolate chip cookies."
I Have Something 2 Say · Apr 1
Want my address? I can help you.
Filou1974 · Apr 1
There is no such thing as „too many chocolate chip cookies“ ☝🏻🤭
Moredread 🍁 · Apr 1
All you need is a few children around believe me
Colleen 🇫🇮🇮🇪 · Apr 1
You can never have too many choc chip cookies😆
@mike-1947.bsky.social · Apr 1
Sounds like an oxymoron.
Dr Vandermast · Apr 1
You know what you have to do.
@yehudit48.bsky.social · Apr 1
IMPOSSIBLE
@524lsdmt.bsky.social · Apr 1
Never too many!
Jessica Jones 🦋 · Apr 1
There’s no such thing as “too many chocolate chip cookies” 😉
@stalklo.bsky.social · Apr 2
How about sending over here? Please? Pretty please?
@slickety681.bsky.social · Apr 1
An impossibility
@g4democracy.bsky.social · Apr 2
I could fix that problem
Gregory · Apr 1
Ha! That's funny! There's no such thing as making too many C3s.
Jessica Crabbit (she/her) · Apr 1
Why I always 'break' at least two, every batch.
@anxiouspepper.bsky.social · Apr 1
My toddler would disagree 😂
Jill · Apr 1
That's not a thing
@robecallahan.bsky.social · Apr 2
Correction: I never thought I’d say this, but I may have eaten too many chocolate chip cookies. (Ah- that’s better.)
@isogsargent.bsky.social · Apr 1
Not possible
Linda 💙🌏🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 · Apr 1
Nonsense!!! Share the happiness!
A Hard Rain's a-Gonna Fall · Apr 1
Oh I get it, youre doing an "april fools." You got us. Nice one!
gtgnow · Apr 1
No, absolutely not. Shut that talk right down. ;)
@sws1972.bsky.social · Apr 1
Better eat some, so you don’t have so many. 🧠
@bluemickeycookie.bsky.social · Apr 1
That's legit just enough for one person. I don't understand this :s Where's the other batch? Where's the leftover dough?! Where's my share!!! 😵💫😬😜
Hans Scholz · Apr 1
Impossible
Cory 🧋 · Apr 1
No such thing is possible
Dawn · Apr 1
Recently did this but with peanut butter cookies. My granddaughters and I were making hm nutter butters.🤤 We used some to make PB&J cookies too, with seedless raspberry jam.
Valk · Apr 1
No you didn't. Yet gain, you didn't make enough.
@hobbmonster25.bsky.social · Apr 1
You can never mmany cookies.
Dolly and Keanu · Apr 1
Blasphemy. there is NO such thing as too many homemade chocolate chip cookies.
@pepnpixwascmconeys.bsky.social · Apr 1
Take my word....you can NEVER make too many chocolate chip cookies!!!
Sue Johnson · Apr 1
Mere · Apr 1
Never!
G.Buffy Rummel 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇵🇸 · Apr 1
IMO, you can Never have too many homemade chocolate chip cookies, lol!
Ponzini Photography · Apr 1
Nope, never!!!!!
Otto Schlosser · Apr 1
I see words on the screen but they don't make any sense.
@miavaccichi.bsky.social · Apr 1
I don't think that is a thing.
@licote.bsky.social · Apr 1
No such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies!
Phil Hawksworth · Apr 1
on my way
Curious Bystander · Apr 1
No one can make too many chocolate chip cookies. It's physically impossible. There aren't enough chocolate chips in the world for that to occur.
Quoth The Raven · Apr 1
Don’t you EVER say such a thing again!
Bijou Botticelli 🚫👑 (aka Auntie Pha) · Apr 1
Nonsense!
Patricia 🇺🇸🌻🇺🇦🏳️🌈 · Apr 1
Bailey · Apr 1
It looks just right to me. 😁
Roman · Apr 1
I love those
Spin Creep & Alias Space Cat 🐸🥔🌮 · Apr 1
I'd gladly take some off your hands.
Jeri Westerson · Apr 1
I shall help you! Send the extras.
@redgp.bsky.social · Apr 1
NEVER too many!
Rick Schrenker · Apr 1
Nope
Nurse Wendy from NJ · Apr 2
There is no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies. It is impossible for such a thing to exist.
Wojciech Maj · Apr 2
There's never too many. You just have a demand problem.
Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 · Apr 1
What is your native language? I only ask because this combination of English words together describe a situation that is impossible?
tree-bee · Apr 1
Django the Nefarious · Apr 1
No such thing
Stanley Olivarez · Apr 1
You may have made a lot of chocolate chip cookies or you may have made more chocolate chip cookies than you ever have....but you can't say that you have too many chocolate chip cookies. 😝
Wabashmom20 · Apr 1
Wash your mouth out with soap...
danielroe · Apr 1
i have an idea that might help
@normbnyc.bsky.social · Apr 1
Too many woukd be I cant fit them in my 40L backpack.
Tobias Gilk, MRSO, MRSE · Apr 1
Heresy!!!
Salamander semi colon · Apr 1
@aquart1.bsky.social · Apr 1
Nonsense.
@catherinestevie.bsky.social · Apr 1
No, you bought too few storage containers. Or are too big a meal! Lol
Fifty Swifty 🥥 🌴 · Apr 1
Nope
Bearyfunny · Apr 1
Inigo Montoya: "You say 'too many chocolate chip cookies.' I do not think it means what you think it means."😃
Amanda Boekelheide · Apr 1
I want
MiserableX · Apr 1
Lies. There is no such thing.
Jack · Apr 1
Need my address?
The Amazing Digital Duncan · Apr 1
No such thing!
Whirled peas · Apr 2
There's no such thing as too many chocolate chip cookies. What are you even talking about?
Dark Barclay · Apr 1
I'm at the age where I get really excited about nice food storage items.
Michaelrhuff · Apr 1
There is never too many cookies of any kind!
Just one opinion 🌹 · Apr 1
No such thing as too many cookies! LOL!
Romeo Echo · Apr 1
The entire concept of "too many chocolate chip cookies" is invalid
Peasant with questions · Apr 2
There is no such thing as too many cookies. The only thing one needs more of is chocolate. Trust me, I'm a doctor. 😎
BlueWitch · Apr 1
Blasphemy. 🍪 More needed. We must prep.
Gwen Jackson · Apr 1
Never! Can’t be done! Watch how quickly they disappear. 😋
Nasty Jr · Apr 1
1. I can see the table. 2. That’s physically impossible.
@vibedancer.bsky.social · Apr 1
I put it to you that you have not
@wolfowl74.bsky.social · Apr 1
Never too many. Lol
@myhouseofcats.bsky.social · Apr 1
No such thing. No one has ever spoken those words.
@rdeck55.bsky.social · Apr 1
Not possible 😝
David Robertson · Apr 1
How much shipped? lol
@fatherjack37.bsky.social · Apr 1
Never too many
Mary Hilton · Apr 1
That is incorrect. There are NEVER too many chocolate chip cookies, ever.
Catdogluv@ bluesky · Apr 1
Never too many chocolate cookies!!🥰
@scepticbeliever.bsky.social · Apr 1
This. Is. Not. Possible!
Taddow · Apr 1
One can never have too many 👀share is the key
Coeurberry 🍓🍉 · Apr 1
Argyle · Apr 1
dmark · Apr 1
Unpossible!
raych · Apr 1
Never too many
Old Guys Rule · Apr 1
One way to get rid of too many cookies......
@bershod.bsky.social · Apr 1
You can never have too many cookies 😁
Jesus H. Christler · Apr 1
Send them here. I'll take half.
The Great Dictator · Apr 1
My 4yo told me the largest number is 1,181. Adorable, but not mathematically accurate.
@thegreenfloorguy.bsky.social · Apr 1
Stop talking this madness!!!!
Graeme Hinchliffe · Apr 1
Sorry, but I must correct you there... you have NOT made too many chocolate chip cookies, there is no such thing, please stop making up fictional amounts of chocchip cookies. :) Can has cookie? :D
RM.Altra · Apr 1
Looks a pretty good amount for me to just have as a quick snack
Barb 🌵🇺🇦🌊 · Apr 1
That is quite logistically impossible - - you simply are lacking a sufficient number of aficionados were you are. Trust me - those containers will empty before you have time to realize what has happened.
Cheryl Huerta · Apr 1
Sorry, but in my book there's no such thing as TOO MANY chocolate chip cookies. ☺️
Ron - and I resist · Apr 1
Those look delicious! Don’t post your location. That is some bank right there.
Chantal Snow · Apr 1
No such thing!
ClimateAngelSOS ✡️🇺🇸☮️🌎🐝🌻🦋🇺🇦 · Apr 1
Where do we send our address
@electricblue51.bsky.social · Apr 1
Extra is for sharing.
@nonnaknows.bsky.social · Apr 1
Nah, that looks like 2 days' worth!! They do freeze though should you choose.
Dampfwerker Karl · Apr 1
There cannot be too many chocolate chip cookies.
MaliceFussKnots · Apr 1
@dosiss.bsky.social · Apr 1
Put them in the freezer.
Matt · Apr 1
I don't believe such a creature exists. I do believe in sharing when I have an overabundance. Less cookies = more friends who might make you cookies.
JenBen🏳️🌈 · Apr 1
Send them on over!
@pirategrace.bsky.social · Apr 1
Nah! 😂