Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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Nieh · Feb 13
Didn't he have chagas disease or however it's spelled? And for decades I thought. Anyone with a condition that has 'dying sensations' listed as a symptom gets my pity.
Jen · Feb 12
Is he the one that threw a tantrum on Hans Christian Anderson's front lawn or am I flipping that?
Lucky the Turtle · Feb 12
Thanks. I hate this.
Dr Secksy · Feb 12
He's so babygirl- wait did this motherfucker say he hates BEES?! Fuck it I'm a young-earth creationist now
Megan Macmanus · Feb 12
I never realized how much I like Charles Darwin.
Apex · Feb 12
@aylac.top you talk like this
Jason Good 🌻 🇺🇦 · Feb 14
See also another Charles - Babbage.
Heather · Feb 12
I'm reading On the Origin of Species right now, and working my way through his thoughts on species and varieties; I gave myself permission to skim some of the detailed passages because, yeah, it's convoluted, and you can see him working out several thorny issues.
Allison · Feb 12
This is oddly comforting to know. Thank you!
Corey S. Powell · Feb 12
If only Darwin could have lived to see the day
@jamesthedog.bsky.social · Feb 12
He'd have fitted right in on social media.
Rlynner · Feb 12
Sounds like my kids, age 9-15.
Tofystedeth · Feb 12
Darwin hating species and varieties is like when IT curse the existence of computers.
Guy Wigmore · Feb 13
I can hear Morrisey singing every one of those lines
JC_Dentyne · Feb 12
This is how you know Darwin was a real scientist
a bezoar · Feb 12
"Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties." -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858 darwin's work on species & varieties did not progress smoothly. from Darwin Correspondence Project - Darwin's bad days www.darwinproject.ac.uk/darwins-bad-...
Madame DeFarge · Feb 13
He sounds like a perpetual teenager.
Schubertus Digitalfried · Feb 12
Graham Layton · Feb 12
I can go along with all of this except the bees bit.
Contra · Feb 12
"J.D. Hooker".
Luke Edwards · Feb 12
Fuck clover
Ferric Fang, MD · Feb 12
Doesn’t seem like he evolved much over time
Michael Love · Feb 12
"Oh my god how I do hate species and variants" - Charles Darwin You could put this on the top of any biology term paper
Zach 🇺🇦🇪🇺 · Feb 13
Clayton’s account · Feb 12
Clover and bees, really getting into the nitty gritty of hating
Dimlan · Feb 13
Religious fundamentalists must have been like "I can't believe we're losing to this guy"
Tim Night Shyalamet · Feb 12
I'm beginning to think he wasn't talking about evolution when he said "Monkeys, the whole lot of ya's!"
🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 · Feb 13
LoL. Today is my husbands birthday. Imma send him this
Chris Fox · Feb 12
Just sounds like Aubrey Plaza tbf
Jay’s Art Corner · Feb 13
“I hate a barnacle as no man has hated before.”
City Atlas · Feb 12
"I hate bees" -- ? That's going too far. 🐝
codehappy lives! · Feb 12
this is super relatable
Dennis Hartley · Feb 12
Bees gave him hives.
@see-cee.bsky.social · Feb 12
Such a ray of sunshine!
The Dynamite Won · Feb 12
Oh my gosh. 😂 I have a newfound appreciaton for Charles Darwin.
the kagnomicon 📖 · Feb 12
hes so me i fear
Isaak // Multiverse Rift Music · Feb 13
Love that correspondence of Charles Darwin writing his favorite hooker
Ma-at · Feb 12
Matthew Rose · Feb 13
Twixmixy / Janet · Feb 12
Glad to know shit posting existed long before twitter.
Nose Coloured Glasses · Feb 12
Interesting that his hateful disposition doesn't seem to evolve
EB · Feb 13
I need an entire account dedicated to the things Darwin hated
JacquiDesigns · Feb 14
I think I'm related to Darwin!
Clover · Feb 12
Apparently Charles Darwin had beef with me personally.
Vera Fang · Feb 12
ahhh, he would have LOVED 2026
Queen wukong · Feb 13
I didn’t know he was such an angry fellow 😭
Beamelix · Feb 13
This belongs here, enjoy your mood. youtu.be/HrQLdqkk-j8?...
Tim Day · Feb 12
gazehound · Feb 12
nothing but sympathy from me
Mtn-mama · Feb 13
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Bill · Feb 13
Rancid white men are, maybe, the wrong folks to turn to?
Jamie · Feb 12
depressed icon ❤️ give me strength
Matthew Johnson · Feb 12
Tora Økland 🌱 · Feb 12
@maryspezz.bsky.social I think I have sent you most of these messages
Dave.Land: Radical Left Scum · Feb 13
My journal as a young teen.
Dr Theadora Jean · Feb 12
For some reason even more funny that he sent messages like this to different people
meateatermeteor · Feb 17
He had a chronic illness.
Pemberley Intern · Feb 12
Darwin, the No Bro.
@onemorecatlady.bsky.social · Feb 12
In 1990 he would have been a grunge band.
Fox/Thief · Feb 13
He sounds like an angsty teen girl lol
Declassify UAP · Feb 13
Sounds like he might have not hated the Darwin Awards, though.
Macco · Feb 12
VƎX Werewolf · Feb 13
RIP Charles Darwin you would've banged on social media
Orwell’s Ghost · Feb 13
Leftists sure do love their hate
Andrew Benowitz · Feb 12
Honestly, same
Naomi Oreskes · Feb 12
Just imagine what he could have achieved if he loved bees.
Nathan M · Feb 12
Relatable
Kyle 😎 · Feb 12
Nellie is into solidarity · Feb 12
This is amazing and hilarious
@ralphhickman.bsky.social · Feb 12
!!!
@zneeley25.bsky.social · Feb 12
Emma the Sewer Socialist · Feb 12
Relatable
Dr Rick · Feb 13
My hero.
ink0r · Feb 13
hell, same. what posesses people to write journals?
ADub 🇨🇦 · Feb 14
Waves absolutely *do not care* what anyone thinks about them.
Professor Bob · Feb 13
"I hate clover. I hate bees." XD
Sasha Tweel · Feb 12
Oh, I deeply appreciate this. #hatersgonnahate
Primrose Boynton · Feb 12
Tag yourself I'm "Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties."
Valdemar · Feb 12
One thing he did like was this picture of him youtu.be/gWQRf74L968
Suzanne Recommends Things · Feb 12
HLK · Feb 12
"I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees." Classic Darwin!
Quark Bee · Feb 12
In Voyage of the Beagle the dude whined for like 15 pages about the terrible time he had on a riding and camping trip to the pampas with the gauchos (he REALLY hated camping lmfao) before launched into a detailed reverie about all the beetles he found.
Mick Muldoon · Feb 12
If Jim Boobyshoes had written one book featuring a character named Stuart O’Starvethelittlekids in 1850, we’d never had heard of Dickens.
PecheLele · Feb 12
Interesting- we as part of a complex ecosystem- are at the mercy of the bee.
Rhododendron Research · Feb 12
An ecumenical hater, the bast kind of hater 😹
Steve Grace · Feb 12
Languid and Bedevilled. A state devoutly to be wished.
David Stollings · Feb 12
Loved getting this e-mail today. A much needed laugh!
Emily Rae · Feb 13
Mood.
Judy D · Feb 13
This has the vibe of a 6 year old having a bad day.
Hezzer19 · Feb 12
Apparently Toby Ziegler was based on Charles Darwin!
andyroz Go Green · Feb 17
I'm pretty sure if I was on that boat for that long I'd be hating a few things too 😀
Vexed. · Feb 13
I have so much in common with Darwin! I say "I hate everybody and everything" at least 12 times a day. Twinsies!
Marilyn Something · Feb 12
Same, Charles. Same
hired goon · Feb 12
I too am very stomachy and hate bees
Mark Hathaway · Feb 13
At least he will always be remembered for his amazing serial work on Capitalism published in The Times of London and his amazing novel, War and Peace. /s
More MACtion · Feb 12
I hate lamp
JD Goulet · Feb 15
Father of Lies 💀 · Feb 13
Sounds like he’d be fun at parties!
Agata Weronika · Feb 12
paging @ceaubin.com as a certified hater 😂💖
@above45.bsky.social · Feb 13
♥️ Happy Birthday Charlie. I quote you daily in my session work with folks working on their own evolution!
Kate Rhoades · Feb 12
damn this is what I write in my diary
Kellie · Feb 13
he was so real for three ampersands in one sentence
Lesley Ryder · Feb 12
Ed Lynch · Feb 12
Bee's out here catching strays like "dafuq did I do?"
Aaron Devos · Feb 13
I wish Darwin could have known just how much people in 2026 would relate to him and these awesome messages he wrote ~200 years ago (in addition to the gratitude for all the science stuff of course)
graywyvern · Feb 12
that last one i need to steal for my sign-off
Catherine Rowlands · Feb 12
I am always languid and bedeviled.
@danharrington.bsky.social · Feb 13
So Darwin was an angsty teenager?
MKSutherland · Feb 12
So even Darwin has imposter syndrome?
EdwCartoons · Feb 13
Got my favorite quote on a mug!
Niamh NicGhabhann Coleman · Feb 12
Clover and bees, man
Doc LoLiday · Feb 12
"very stomachy" I hear ya, Chuck
Ruth Callaghan · Feb 12
‘Very stomachy’ explains a lot
Shifty Cow · Feb 13
Time to dust off an old favourite. youtu.be/Y626eTivs60
Merc with a 🫦 · Feb 12
Lisa Kadonaga · Feb 13
Darwin, returning home from the trip of a lifetime: "How glad I shall be when I can say like that good old Quarter Master who, entering the Channel on a gloomy November morning, exclaimed 'Ah, here there are none of those damned blue skies.""
Nathan L Smith · Feb 12
James Abrams AKA CabCat · Feb 12
He certainly had his moments O.O
Davor Mondom · Feb 12
“I hate varieties” my guy discovered natural selection and was furious
Anthony Pittore · Feb 12
Yeah, fuck clover.
Linda · Feb 12
And I specifically hate 🐝 and 🍀, but why Charles why?
Fish Lady Abs · Feb 12
If he was still in Madagascar and recovering from sea sickness or something (or just bitching about the humidity) I 100% get this.
James Frank · Feb 12
Don’t forget the barnacles! www.azquotes.com/quote/1095192
eXecrable · Feb 12
Well, at least he hated everybody, including himself. No partisan bias there.
The Liminalist · Feb 13
That's the sentiments of a man who has truly lived at sea.
Rob Miller · Feb 12
Oh my, these sound like MY morning pep talks to myself....
@penguinlover21.bsky.social · Feb 12
Ahhh a much superior chuck d
@blacksnakemo.bsky.social · Feb 12
E.B. Greene · Feb 12
To feel so discouraged, to sift through a lifetime of tedious data, to have so many people disagree with you, and to keep going... thats why he's such a hero
JammyTheBirb · Feb 13
For most of his life, Darwin did not have his famous beard. In his later years, he got so sick of being recognised, he grew a massive beard so people would leave him the hell alone.
Spaceweft · Feb 12
Aw, man. No alt-text means I can't share this!
Even-Keeled · Feb 13
One has to love how consistent he was in his hate throughout the years 😅
Radical Left Lemmasmith · Feb 12
By Emily Dickensonian extensio, that means he hates prairie, too. 🧐
@honkhonkhonkhonkho.bsky.social · Feb 12
how the hell can a man hate bees
Polymarket Rules Everything Around Me · Feb 12
Same tbh
Kim Masters · Feb 12
Very relatable.
@veteranvandal.bsky.social · Feb 12
If this is all true, I feel so deeply validated.
Hive Mind · Feb 13
Also Darwin: #TrueStory
🌸 beagle 🍃 · Feb 12
an account this big that only posts text really ought to know to use alt text! makes me actually sad to see :(
Joel Atallah · Feb 12
"everybody and everything" subsumes it all - why did he bother naming specific hates?
M-Tex · Feb 12
This is a good post
Helen Kennedy · Feb 12
I have never loved him more.
Phil · Feb 13
"Languid and bedeviled" is best read in the voice of Moira Rose
negostrike · Feb 12
liretlaly me fr
Thetaniwha · Feb 12
Oh yes! One of the original over-sharers.
Torgeir Engen · Feb 13
Adding to my folder of haters of all time (and fiction).
Chris Cowperthwaite, CAE, APR · Feb 12
trying to work "I am very poorly today" into everyday conversations from now on
Sageoftruth · Feb 13
One could make a Dr. Seuss book out of this. "Oh the Species You Hate"
Peter Warne · Feb 12
Hé also hated slavery and thanked god when he set sail from Rio that he would never set foot in an enslaving country again.
WㅂNDㅂ · Feb 12
So relatable
Michael Busch · Feb 12
Attention @mcnees.bsky.social .