Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · Feb 12

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

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Nieh · Feb 13

Didn't he have chagas disease or however it's spelled? And for decades I thought. Anyone with a condition that has 'dying sensations' listed as a symptom gets my pity.

Jen · Feb 12

Is he the one that threw a tantrum on Hans Christian Anderson's front lawn or am I flipping that?

Lucky the Turtle · Feb 12

Thanks. I hate this.

Dr Secksy · Feb 12

He's so babygirl- wait did this motherfucker say he hates BEES?! Fuck it I'm a young-earth creationist now

Megan Macmanus · Feb 12

I never realized how much I like Charles Darwin.

Apex · Feb 12

@aylac.top you talk like this

Jason Good 🌻 🇺🇦 · Feb 14

See also another Charles - Babbage.

Heather · Feb 12

I'm reading On the Origin of Species right now, and working my way through his thoughts on species and varieties; I gave myself permission to skim some of the detailed passages because, yeah, it's convoluted, and you can see him working out several thorny issues.

Allison · Feb 12

This is oddly comforting to know. Thank you!

Corey S. Powell · Feb 12

If only Darwin could have lived to see the day

@jamesthedog.bsky.social · Feb 12

He'd have fitted right in on social media.

Rlynner · Feb 12

Sounds like my kids, age 9-15.

Tofystedeth · Feb 12

Darwin hating species and varieties is like when IT curse the existence of computers.

Guy Wigmore · Feb 13

I can hear Morrisey singing every one of those lines

JC_Dentyne · Feb 12

This is how you know Darwin was a real scientist

a bezoar · Feb 12

"Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties." -Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858 darwin's work on species & varieties did not progress smoothly. from Darwin Correspondence Project - Darwin's bad days www.darwinproject.ac.uk/darwins-bad-...

Madame DeFarge · Feb 13

He sounds like a perpetual teenager.

Graham Layton · Feb 12

I can go along with all of this except the bees bit.

Contra · Feb 12

"J.D. Hooker".

Luke Edwards · Feb 12

Fuck clover

Ferric Fang, MD · Feb 12

Doesn’t seem like he evolved much over time

Michael Love · Feb 12

"Oh my god how I do hate species and variants" - Charles Darwin You could put this on the top of any biology term paper

Clayton’s account · Feb 12

Clover and bees, really getting into the nitty gritty of hating

Dimlan · Feb 13

Religious fundamentalists must have been like "I can't believe we're losing to this guy"

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Tim Night Shyalamet · Feb 12

I'm beginning to think he wasn't talking about evolution when he said "Monkeys, the whole lot of ya's!"

🦉The Owl’s Kiss💋 · Feb 13

LoL. Today is my husbands birthday. Imma send him this

Chris Fox · Feb 12

Just sounds like Aubrey Plaza tbf

Jay’s Art Corner · Feb 13

“I hate a barnacle as no man has hated before.”

City Atlas · Feb 12

"I hate bees" -- ? That's going too far. 🐝

codehappy lives! · Feb 12

this is super relatable

Dennis Hartley · Feb 12

Bees gave him hives.

@see-cee.bsky.social · Feb 12

Such a ray of sunshine!

The Dynamite Won · Feb 12

Oh my gosh. 😂 I have a newfound appreciaton for Charles Darwin.

the kagnomicon 📖 · Feb 12

hes so me i fear

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Bevan · Feb 12

My hero. One of them.

Isaak // Multiverse Rift Music · Feb 13

Love that correspondence of Charles Darwin writing his favorite hooker

Ma-at · Feb 12

Twixmixy / Janet · Feb 12

Glad to know shit posting existed long before twitter.

Nose Coloured Glasses · Feb 12

Interesting that his hateful disposition doesn't seem to evolve

EB · Feb 13

I need an entire account dedicated to the things Darwin hated

JacquiDesigns · Feb 14

I think I'm related to Darwin!

Clover · Feb 12

Apparently Charles Darwin had beef with me personally.

Vera Fang · Feb 12

ahhh, he would have LOVED 2026

Queen wukong · Feb 13

I didn’t know he was such an angry fellow 😭

Beamelix · Feb 13

This belongs here, enjoy your mood. youtu.be/HrQLdqkk-j8?...

Tim Day · Feb 12

gazehound · Feb 12

nothing but sympathy from me

Mtn-mama · Feb 13

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Bill · Feb 13

Rancid white men are, maybe, the wrong folks to turn to?

Jamie · Feb 12

depressed icon ❤️ give me strength

Tora Økland 🌱 · Feb 12

@maryspezz.bsky.social I think I have sent you most of these messages

Dave.Land: Radical Left Scum · Feb 13

My journal as a young teen.

Dr Theadora Jean · Feb 12

For some reason even more funny that he sent messages like this to different people

meateatermeteor · Feb 17

He had a chronic illness.

Pemberley Intern · Feb 12

Darwin, the No Bro.

@onemorecatlady.bsky.social · Feb 12

In 1990 he would have been a grunge band.

Fox/Thief · Feb 13

He sounds like an angsty teen girl lol

Declassify UAP · Feb 13

Sounds like he might have not hated the Darwin Awards, though.

Macco · Feb 12

VƎX Werewolf · Feb 13

RIP Charles Darwin you would've banged on social media

Orwell’s Ghost · Feb 13

Leftists sure do love their hate

Andrew Benowitz · Feb 12

Honestly, same

Naomi Oreskes · Feb 12

Just imagine what he could have achieved if he loved bees.

Nathan M · Feb 12

Relatable

Kyle 😎 · Feb 12

Nellie is into solidarity · Feb 12

This is amazing and hilarious

Emma the Sewer Socialist · Feb 12

Relatable

Dr Rick · Feb 13

My hero.

ink0r · Feb 13

hell, same. what posesses people to write journals?

ADub 🇨🇦 · Feb 14

Waves absolutely *do not care* what anyone thinks about them.

Professor Bob · Feb 13

"I hate clover. I hate bees." XD

Sasha Tweel · Feb 12

Oh, I deeply appreciate this. #hatersgonnahate

Primrose Boynton · Feb 12

Tag yourself I'm "Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties."

Valdemar · Feb 12

One thing he did like was this picture of him youtu.be/gWQRf74L968

HLK · Feb 12

"I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees." Classic Darwin!

Quark Bee · Feb 12

In Voyage of the Beagle the dude whined for like 15 pages about the terrible time he had on a riding and camping trip to the pampas with the gauchos (he REALLY hated camping lmfao) before launched into a detailed reverie about all the beetles he found.

Mick Muldoon · Feb 12

If Jim Boobyshoes had written one book featuring a character named Stuart O’Starvethelittlekids in 1850, we’d never had heard of Dickens.

PecheLele · Feb 12

Interesting- we as part of a complex ecosystem- are at the mercy of the bee.

Rhododendron Research · Feb 12

An ecumenical hater, the bast kind of hater 😹

Steve Grace · Feb 12

Languid and Bedevilled. A state devoutly to be wished.

David Stollings · Feb 12

Loved getting this e-mail today. A much needed laugh!

Emily Rae · Feb 13

Mood.

Judy D · Feb 13

This has the vibe of a 6 year old having a bad day.

Hezzer19 · Feb 12

Apparently Toby Ziegler was based on Charles Darwin!

andyroz Go Green · Feb 17

I'm pretty sure if I was on that boat for that long I'd be hating a few things too 😀

Vexed. · Feb 13

I have so much in common with Darwin! I say "I hate everybody and everything" at least 12 times a day. Twinsies!

Marilyn Something · Feb 12

Same, Charles. Same

hired goon · Feb 12

I too am very stomachy and hate bees

Mark Hathaway · Feb 13

At least he will always be remembered for his amazing serial work on Capitalism published in The Times of London and his amazing novel, War and Peace. /s

More MACtion · Feb 12

I hate lamp

Father of Lies 💀 · Feb 13

Sounds like he’d be fun at parties!

Agata Weronika · Feb 12

paging @ceaubin.com as a certified hater 😂💖

@above45.bsky.social · Feb 13

♥️ Happy Birthday Charlie. I quote you daily in my session work with folks working on their own evolution!

Kate Rhoades · Feb 12

damn this is what I write in my diary

Kellie · Feb 13

he was so real for three ampersands in one sentence

Ed Lynch · Feb 12

Bee's out here catching strays like "dafuq did I do?"

Aaron Devos · Feb 13

I wish Darwin could have known just how much people in 2026 would relate to him and these awesome messages he wrote ~200 years ago (in addition to the gratitude for all the science stuff of course)

graywyvern · Feb 12

that last one i need to steal for my sign-off

Catherine Rowlands · Feb 12

I am always languid and bedeviled.

@danharrington.bsky.social · Feb 13

So Darwin was an angsty teenager?

MKSutherland · Feb 12

So even Darwin has imposter syndrome?

EdwCartoons · Feb 13

Got my favorite quote on a mug!

Niamh NicGhabhann Coleman · Feb 12

Clover and bees, man

Doc LoLiday · Feb 12

"very stomachy" I hear ya, Chuck

Ruth Callaghan · Feb 12

‘Very stomachy’ explains a lot

Shifty Cow · Feb 13

Time to dust off an old favourite. youtu.be/Y626eTivs60

Lisa Kadonaga · Feb 13

Darwin, returning home from the trip of a lifetime: "How glad I shall be when I can say like that good old Quarter Master who, entering the Channel on a gloomy November morning, exclaimed 'Ah, here there are none of those damned blue skies.""

Nathan L Smith · Feb 12

James Abrams AKA CabCat · Feb 12

He certainly had his moments O.O

Davor Mondom · Feb 12

“I hate varieties” my guy discovered natural selection and was furious

Anthony Pittore · Feb 12

Yeah, fuck clover.

Linda · Feb 12

And I specifically hate 🐝 and 🍀, but why Charles why?

Fish Lady Abs · Feb 12

If he was still in Madagascar and recovering from sea sickness or something (or just bitching about the humidity) I 100% get this.

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James Frank · Feb 12

Don’t forget the barnacles! www.azquotes.com/quote/1095192

eXecrable · Feb 12

Well, at least he hated everybody, including himself. No partisan bias there.

The Liminalist · Feb 13

That's the sentiments of a man who has truly lived at sea.

Rob Miller · Feb 12

Oh my, these sound like MY morning pep talks to myself....

@penguinlover21.bsky.social · Feb 12

Ahhh a much superior chuck d

E.B. Greene · Feb 12

To feel so discouraged, to sift through a lifetime of tedious data, to have so many people disagree with you, and to keep going... thats why he's such a hero

JammyTheBirb · Feb 13

For most of his life, Darwin did not have his famous beard. In his later years, he got so sick of being recognised, he grew a massive beard so people would leave him the hell alone.

Spaceweft · Feb 12

Aw, man. No alt-text means I can't share this!

Even-Keeled · Feb 13

One has to love how consistent he was in his hate throughout the years 😅

Radical Left Lemmasmith · Feb 12

By Emily Dickensonian extensio, that means he hates prairie, too. 🧐

@honkhonkhonkhonkho.bsky.social · Feb 12

how the hell can a man hate bees

Kim Masters · Feb 12

Very relatable.

@veteranvandal.bsky.social · Feb 12

If this is all true, I feel so deeply validated.

Hive Mind · Feb 13

Also Darwin: #TrueStory

🌸 beagle 🍃 · Feb 12

an account this big that only posts text really ought to know to use alt text! makes me actually sad to see :(

Joel Atallah · Feb 12

"everybody and everything" subsumes it all - why did he bother naming specific hates?

M-Tex · Feb 12

This is a good post

Helen Kennedy · Feb 12

I have never loved him more.

Phil · Feb 13

"Languid and bedeviled" is best read in the voice of Moira Rose

negostrike · Feb 12

liretlaly me fr

Thetaniwha · Feb 12

Oh yes! One of the original over-sharers.

Torgeir Engen · Feb 13

Adding to my folder of haters of all time (and fiction).

Chris Cowperthwaite, CAE, APR · Feb 12

trying to work "I am very poorly today" into everyday conversations from now on

Sageoftruth · Feb 13

One could make a Dr. Seuss book out of this. "Oh the Species You Hate"

Peter Warne · Feb 12

Hé also hated slavery and thanked god when he set sail from Rio that he would never set foot in an enslaving country again.

WㅂNDㅂ · Feb 12

So relatable

Michael Busch · Feb 12

Attention @mcnees.bsky.social .