Mark Turetsky? Why, he disappeared 20 years ago... @markturetsky.com · Jul 17

Someone on a Discord mentioned they looked like Zod and his gang, so I just had to...

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Captain Catboss · Jul 18

Spicy Bonus Content · Jul 18

[flirtatiously] Kneel before Zod!

Haunt Couture · Jul 18

this is perfect

The bird says, "Prosecute ICE" · Jul 18

Zod and his gang are a pansexual throuple, and nothing will ever dissuade me from this.

Bruce Adams · Jul 17

That explains the kneeling part.

Ty Long · Jul 18

Lol Superman 2 is still my favorite Superman movie

Dave Mueller · Jul 17

🤣 That is perfection!

Per Damkier · Jul 18

Ponsonby Britt · Jul 18

Fuck yeah, they were kneeling before Zod.

Just Bulky · Jul 17

Bisexuality! Kneel before Zod! Nice.

@hot4dukat.bsky.social · Jul 17

omg 😆

Lunar Hexagon🥀 · Jul 19

I mean, where is the lie?

Richard Swift · Jul 18

RamsHornStudios · Jul 17

Art.

En Sabah Neurodivergent · Jul 17

TheyreTheSamePicture.GIF

Julian Martin · Jul 17

Saw this when I was seven or eight. Yeah, I'd do all three of them.

Big J · Jul 17

"BOW, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.... and, hey, while you're down there..."

Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️ · Jul 17

I should have known I was trans by how gay I was for Ursa.

Arthur · Jul 17

So sinister!

✨BelleChere✨🡲 Ragged Coast Pottery · Jul 18

I ugly laughed SO HARD at this. 🤣🤣

ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ · Jul 18

they looked like an 80's new wave band

Jinxe just got pushed into a volcano by a velociraptor. · Jul 18

I mean... I really feel like this describes my sexuality pretty well. Thank you.

Old Movies for Young Stoners · Jul 17

They do look so much like the bad Kryptonians.

Myles Byrne · Jul 18

.. but then Kal-El reversed the pink kryptonite chamber & REVERSED THEIR SEXUAL POLARITY

jOSEPHINE rIESMAN · Jul 18

I hope you don't mind but I crossposted this to Instagram and tagged you copiously THE PEOPLE MUST KNOW

Jared Wade · Jul 17

John Andrews · Jul 18

And Terrence Stamp was literally teaching tantric sex in India when he got the call for that film….