Bree (half of Kit Rocha)

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com

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Author of bestselling sexy book as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Book Stuff: https://linktr.ee/kitrocha Whistle Stuff: https://linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

Night time in my garden and the two front poles on the tomato trellis gave been wrapped in twinkle lights
a man is pouring concrete into a bag in a laundry basket and then at some point it starts SMOKING also the concrete is like oozing up from the bottom and then a plant magically grows in it
an email in my inbox from Doug Jones with the subject "Alabamians deserve a choice on data centers"
A sad little cucumber that was also trapped against the fence so it has a big line down it, but also the middle is pinched tight like it's been in a trope version of a corset, I said trope don't @ me history nerds
a hand holding an absolutely massive utensil holder that is really just a cartoonish highland cow. It's printed in silver and champagne silk colors.
a bag of little light blue clips that can attach tomatoes to things
a shot of one of my tomato beds with 8 little tomato plants clipped to strings hanging down from the spools across the top. the tallest tomato is now about 5 feet, it's living its best life! there's also a whiskey barrel overflowing with lemongrass next to it
Hannah Waddingham in some tight black sparkly number that is just like straps crossing her chest and a bodice barely holding in that fabulous rack, and she's got her hair all up-swept and she's going to kill you and you're going to let her
Ride or Die is #1 in the US on Prime
A long shot of the far side of my garden with two tomato trellises and a bench made of wood on cement blocks.
3 rustic long sandwich rolls that are very delicious
a time lapse video showing like 40 or so little wolves being printed one layer at a time
a tiny wolf with an articulated body and legs and tail who is probably like just over an inch long and tall, hanging out on my finger tips. He's got a gray body and white chest and nose and yellow eyes
Queenie and Sam who are a little second generation criminal girl with mad skills and a cute vibe, and a little former car thief turned assassin handler who is deeply in love with her
A video showing the printer printing the top of the box. There are lots of funny looking tentacles that are supporting parts of the model that would otherwise sag or be sad.
My hand holding what looks like two books printed in sparkle blue and sparkle purple. A third book is open with cream pages that are sort of flared and a sparkle pink dragon is sleeping on top of them
two 18" tall raised beds with posts going up and across and strings hanging down so I can clip my new tomato babies to them
A tiny jar now full of my very very toasted garlic
A bunch of blended tomatoes and garlic and basil
A massive sheet pan full of tomatoes and garlic and basil, and then next to it a second tinfoil batch of full garlic heads about to get ROASTED
3 planters on my grow light shelves, one with short sad lettuce, one with tall romaine lettuce, and one with infinity cilantro
an email saying usps just increased under 1 lb ground advantage rates for rural destinations
collie says "I don't live in bumfuck Alabama I have hobbies other than fentanyl and copper theft"
a fidget toy that looks like a dragon egg, but when you take one piece and pull it up starts to unspool and you find out it's a fidget toy. This one is bisexual colors.
giant d20s that are the size of a softball, and every side clicks when you press it
a time lapse video where the camera pauses every layer to take a picture of my tiny snow leopard being printed
A teeny little spotted snow leopard hanging out inside the printer
a screenshot showing the little camera and now there's just like 1/4" of snow leopard legs and tail printed
a shot of my app with the camera showing the empty inside of the printer and the screen saying it's 0% done because we're still calibrating. be chill, Bree
The snap maker U1 set up on the end of my printing table which now has 7 printers because I'm a normal person.
a screencap of someone who joined in Nov 2024 posting a headline that says "Texas Republicans endorse legislation to allow vote on secession from US" and above it he has written "Let's do it. Fuck 'em. We can build a wall. Remove all mlitary bases. Sever all rail, road and air traffic. Forbid them from using the dollar. No FEMA, Social Security or Welfare money. Cancel all passports held by Texans. Withdraw US citizenship from all Texan insurrectionists.
two bagel slices with cheese, each piled in a different color of sliced tomato from the garden and then topped with this really thick delicious balsamic vinegar.
A shot of my freeze dryer with 4 trays of cucumbers sprinkled in ranch powder in front
two buckets with chicken food and water but now they have conical little tops so the chickens don't want to sit on them anymore
$250,771.89 raised so far in 2026
We've packed 165 invoices and have 151 left (so 52% done) but we've packed 566 of the items and have 183 left, so we've unloaded 75% of these items!
Two cooling racks with 24 bagels and my jalapeño cheddar look so fun
Me shouting over the sound of my mixer going to town on enough dough to create 24 125g balls
A pink baking mat with 24 dough balls waiting to become bagels
A plate or nachos with fresh pico from the garden
A pretty good looking cherry pie and yes the crust is a little rough around the edges but my lattice looks pretty banging
Packed 132 invoices (41%) but 500 items (66.7%)! We have 184 invoices with 249 items left.
a cute little pie that definitely is looking rough around the edge of the crust but I bet it will taste just fine.
a picture of some ducks hanging out at the end of a driveway under the text "who has ducks on [road redacted]. They were in the road but did get out of road.
a big container of cherries in front of the little gadget where you can put 7 cherries and then smack the lid and it knocks the pits out all at once
$238,719 raised in 2026!
A bunch of very robust lemongrass in a giant half whiskey barrel.
51 invoices packed, 265 left, which means we're 16% done. But they were the terrible ones, we've packed 287 of 462 items, which is almost 40% of them.
A table covered in various auction things. Like 100s of clickers and cute boxes and everything
My new raised bed that has 8 spools with strong coming down, and now has 8 tomato plants growing up and hooked to the spools
A jar of dried cucumber slices with no seasoning
A video showing 4 trays of cucumber slices fresh out of the freeze dryer. They've shriveled a little without water but they are now crunchy chips
A sink full of freshly harvested potatoes
My bed now has the string tied down and 3 tomatoes clipped to the string so they can climb
Proof that I am not seeing his name because I muted it 😂
a raised bed that is about 16 inches high and now full of soil. it has two large posts going up on either side and a crossbar across the top that has 8 spools hanging down which I will tie to a board running across the bottom so the tomatoes can climb
4 trays of slice cucumbers in front of the freeze dryer! One has very visible orange seasoning: that is the maple bourbon
my bathroom wall it a 13x9" hole cut in it, also the paint all around it is chipped and it's dirty and it looks very sad
two little tomatoes that are red and brown on the bottom fading up into green
the daily amount raised which starts at 40k, goes down to 20, 25, 30k and today is already 80k