New_Constitution @quietecho.bsky.social We’re gonna need to rethink some things, ‘cause sh*t’s broken
Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try.
Amelia Magjik @ameliamagjik.bsky.social 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵part time human💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 answers to: they/she/Sir/he/various animal calls 📛
Queer person in strange body
https://youtube.com/@ameliamagjikwholepersonwel6820?si=QSczbLtx0nQCFZhI
Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social So much fur
Seafoam Pea @seafoampea.bsky.social Silly woman.
https://bsky.app/search?author=seafoampea.bsky.social
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap.bsky.social Death Enthusiast
https://tripwreck.com
Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social 30s something me, the weird aunt who brags about how healing essential oils and prescription pills can be.
Starbuck Marquis @hauntedandroid.bsky.social Disappointing people since before you were born
VWonders @vwonders.bsky.social I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
Trailer Park Orthopod @stresshoop.bsky.social Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. That was definitely not me you saw at your local karaoke bar.
The trailer is aspirational.
#ginfluencer
he/him
Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Anti Fascist. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.🇨🇦🇺🇦🇵🇸
EmoG @emog.bsky.social Not an expert. Just tired and observant.
👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
altghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social avi alt text: closeup of the protagonist in "You Were Never Really Here" (aging Joaquin Phoenix with a bushy, greying beard) looking thoughtful and dissociated as he stares off into camera-left. (Mx if it matters to you.)
Mick1122 @mickgould.bsky.social No matter where you go, there you are.
Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social crocs enthusiast, cat lady
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
Hudibrastic @hudibrastic.bsky.social Hudibrastic can describe anything that is playfully burlesque, satirical, or absurdly irreverent.
@hugh61.bsky.social @hugh61.bsky.social
BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
Bart @bartandsoulforreal.bsky.social Nerd. Deep south lib. RTR.
Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social Hail State
Progressive in the South
anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social avid curler and majestic strange bird
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdjnqfgegx3hgnzebvezxfat/feed/aaaopted2peou
Anyanka @quitabunnies.bsky.social Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors
Cat fan
Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
She/her
✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Gaseous Gold @disorganizedcrime.bsky.social artist | designer | mild irritant
founder of @ironpinata.com
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com Most of what I write about is me getting tased at shopping malls.
Recent:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/chrono-skeets
Best:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7dbiyalflcjjcmkoyimi7zxr/feed/top-skeets
TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social 🐖 Doofus 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social 🏳️⚧️ I'm a woman with flair. She/Her 🏳️⚧️
Snarky Asshole Extraordinaire.
Lifelong liberal Democrat, Despises MAGA and Trump
Master chef and Exceptional Casserole Maker. (not really)
Love to read and make people smile. (really)
#transgender #bluewave
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social Tired of the nonsense, so deciding to mock it.
nextdoorjon @nextdoorjon.bsky.social It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn
Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social ✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social ALL KILLER, NO FILLER *
* (may contain up to 15% filler)
Shallowgrave @cabrio02.bsky.social This is my new poem / Just like the last one / A total waste of time
Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social most ridiculed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/top-skeets
fresher nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nmwh7mfdz77ay4rvsuihufsy/feed/chrono-skeets
CrazyFeralCatLady @kellymild.bsky.social Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
Theciscoserious @theciscoserious.bsky.social Stay home dad. Feminist. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. I write jokes here @theciscokidder.bsky.social
Iowa City
He/him
jonny toothpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social SJSU MLIS '27. Texan in San Diego since 2001. Neurodivergent. Enby (she/they).
Oh, and I write.
Craving @calluptome.bsky.social Here we are! Horror movies, gardening, nature, no I don’t know you unless I know you for a billion years
It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social Caustic encourager, busy procrastinator, natural blonde, and grateful you're so smart/funny/attractive~ (since '08 and still!)
Matt McGowan @msmcgowan.bsky.social
Tiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social Pop culture girlie.
Interests: BTS, eldritch horrors, Australia, LEGO, & Ben Mendelsohn.
I’m diamond, you know I glow up.
The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social southern, but not like that.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social Just a silly guy made of star stuff
My love:
@augustreverie.bsky.social 💟
My résumé:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4z764ts25fgsrjh6gktmu7dq/feed/aaao4jdadlvnm
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social Empty inside, full-figured outside
ⓘ this user is jerk
new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u
bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy
Sam Allen @samallenn.bsky.social human (mostly)
comedian (barely)
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social Asheville NC
guitar, chess, pizza
no Nazis
if I can't comment on your post, whether or not we agree on things, automatic block. what's the point?
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social Yelling the truth about Tennessee.
derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
Justin Chang @justincchang.bsky.social Film Critic, The New Yorker and NPR’s Fresh Air | 2024 Pulitzer Prize for Criticism | Chair, National Society of Film Critics | Programmer, New York Film Festival
Karanado @thistletat13.bsky.social Spirit Bear Whisperer
Mum of 4, loving life in beautiful B.C.
Richelle @rdparrish.bsky.social RN BSN. Anti- MAGA 💙💙 Radical Left Lunatic & definitely a (not) childless cat lady.
FoolWearsBlack @foolwearsblack.bsky.social Twitter X escapee. Avid reader of tall tales and short stories. Horror/comedy/classic movie fan.Trying to find a hobby. Just here for the laughs. NO DMs! Unless I know you or if you have some funny stuff to say.
Indigo Sky 💙 @indigo360.bsky.social Gen-X Bluesky Elder~
A living silence, a quiet presence~
Male INFP feminist~
PFP: cross on a church steeple with a crow and the moon
Banner: wide shot of the sky with the sun obscured and projecting sunbeams from behind a cloud.
@ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social Designer, cat lady, traveler,
photostylist. southerner.
typo princess.
I love art, pot, shoes, American trad tattoos, old punk rock & people that don’t suck.
My magic✨ @yurei.bsky.social
𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social 🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
👻 shadow ham shuffle https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krsvj57mgm7jnel55w3ttld7/feed/aaaliaztv6kei
🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
sparkle beautiful @sagemoonstone.bsky.social 💜 serendipitous skies and reminders of why
Jemappelleamie @jemappelleamie.bsky.social Reformed performer.
Arts journalist/ Creative Writer.
Ketchup on hot dogs, AP commas.
Sondheim rules, Lloyd Webber drools.
John Spite @johnspite.bsky.social Add description here.
©️All Pics uploaded are mine unless stated otherwise.
Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
ʙᴀᴍs🚫🧊(ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛꜱᴏᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social ♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
timberbams.carrd.co
yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social *finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social Gen-X and still feral…the guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
SkyCrush https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaakt665kbrmk
OfficeofSteve @officeofsteve.bsky.social You've been smooching with everybody
Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social I'm a niche genre.
Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
Christopher Hamby @chrishambyfilms.bsky.social Official BlueSky site of classic film & TV aficionado, #Svengoolie Super SvenPal, #ToonInWithMe Super Tooner, #MST3K MSTie, #HoodCollege alum, broadcaster/photographer/videographer & "Silver Screen Reflections" blog writer Chris Hamby. Welcome!
Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Papa Squatch 🧀🏈 @bigrickbz.bsky.social 6’ 7” and 1/2 😂 Living in the central Wisconsin town I was born. Family, friends and the Green Bay Packers! Proud NFL Owner!
Advice Dæmon @goandfindout.bsky.social The Joan of Arc of tactical frivolity
Zen Of Mike @zenofmike.bsky.social Horror. Comics. Philosophy.
"Accountability is the price of integrity."
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/mikezen
Illuminostro @geetnerd.bsky.social AuDHD liberal redneck nerd. No DMs.
LPEnthusiasts @lpenthusiasts.bsky.social If you're a fan of #VinylRecords, be sure to follow!
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Mothra, Queen of the monsters @lesliev.bsky.social Just here to chuckle at your bad puns
FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If your skyline is 99% politics, I’m probably not going to follow you.
Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social Your daily dose of science, tech, and cosmic wonder. Please turn on notifications, so you don’t miss a post. 🚀🛰️
#Science #Nature #Technology #Space
Pandy Fackler @thatbrenna.bsky.social Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Ink & Ancestry Blog: https://inkancestry.blogspot.com/?m=1
My Nonsense (best of): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
J🌲K E @guess-what.bsky.social Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaac3q6sr3fso
Avi by @posts.by.emilyk.art
Lindsay Anne Black @linanneblack2.bsky.social Malaisée-faire. I wish I could simply post about ecological gardening.
I'm also Tippi Hedren Collider linanneblack.bsky.social
I'm also Champagnehand on YouTube
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🇨🇦🇫🇷 she/elle 🇳🇴 henne
sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
They Can’t Kill All of Us @narwhalfitz.bsky.social Profane in the membrane.
puggie wuggie @gmeposhpug.bsky.social i am girl pug hear me ruff
• gen x • infp
• amerasian 🇺🇲🇹🇼
• apolitical • humanist
• poet 📜
just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqpayl6g3r7xhjor77o6emn5/feed/aaabwlmqb3jle
Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies.bsky.social ✨ what a shame she’s fucked in the head ✨
BlobStar @blobstar.bsky.social Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
Bruce Jones @graybeard1957.bsky.social Retired MSN RN, Navy vet. Husband, father. Wife & I are cancer survivors. Sober since 1991. Lifelong Democrat. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally. Unapologetic, unrepentant, patriotic flaming liberal in PA. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽
No DMs, NO LISTS.
Steelers/Penguins/Red Sox/Celtics
Amber @ambertiff.bsky.social Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
tiny tiny cat @tinytinycat.bsky.social i'm really smol
KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
GodBunk @bumblepop.bsky.social God only talks to me because I have a pool.
We Are Stardust We Are Golden @yo-momma.bsky.social Year Round Gardener, Furry Friend Lover, Feathered Friend Lover, Honey Bee Keeper, Solitary Bee Enthusiast, Butterfly Enthusiast, Avid Home Chef, Culinary Mushroom Grower
#DemocraticUnderground
I'm with Spoon... "I got no time for holy rollers"
Nick’s profile @nickonhere.bsky.social
Flipturns 🏊♀️ 📷 🦋 @flipturns.bsky.social 🏊♀️ swim teacher , 🐕 animal care tech, 🎸 musician/music therapist, 🧠 mental health tech, science &k elementary Ed. I care about people, animals, and the environment. Dealing with genetic diseases. I refuse to let them still me. 💙 JUST KEEP SWIMMING 🏊♂️
The Bee Guy @thebeeguy.bsky.social https://worldbeesanctuary.org
Founder of World Bee Sanctuary the expanded ambition of The Bee Sanctuary of Ireland. - the first native wild bee sanctuary on the planet The only certified vegan organic land in Ireland. Disruptive.
Lovable. Unfiltered. 🐝🌍