Jeremy Dunworth · 19d

French wine doesn't count either! Because reasons.

Chris Sittner · 19d

Finally, a MAHA policy point America can get behind.

Catherine 🌷 · 19d

i saw his face and read that as “the BEARS you have…”

David Marshall · 19d

The beers you have while grilling bears, specifically.

RI Smith · 19d

That's why I've started the pitmaster diet. Long hours, but the results are worth it.

Schrodinger’s Democracy · 19d

It is proven that sucking in your stomach on a scale makes you weigh less. I have proof.

Benj · 19d

Cheers, Phillip! I just started the briquets 30 seconds beforeseeing this, and now I'm shamelessly cracking a beer!

@changegamer.bsky.social · 19d

Ice cream eaten over the sink from the container has almost no calories and snaps your arteries open instead of closed. This is confirmed by many reputable sources!

Logc · 19d

Tasting food while cooking it doesn’t have any calories either. Only once it’s cooked and served.

DEI or Bust · 19d

One more question about raccoon penises

@am-mccarthy.bsky.social · 19d

That's "biding your time" drinking, not serious drinking

❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ · 19d

ok fine i’m coming around to liking this guy

Kevin J. Allen · 19d

krugerlive · 19d

There should be a version of this with a respected and authoritative voice for science because it is a factual and true statement. Scientifically, I think it has something to do with the heat and meat smells that counteracts the alcohol and calories to make it a healthy hydration strategy.

irium 🖖🏻 · 19d

It's true, I just listened to a podcast about this.

@incapotomus.bsky.social · 19d

Same with boats (he says wobbling to shore)-

SWMBO · 19d

Nor does the red wine.