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The void deserves treats.
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[they/them]
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Inland Empire and unincorporated parts of Arizona
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
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QWE
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
Mr. Friendly, @birdrespecter.bsky.social Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social egg
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Made webcomics, did improv, and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard
(he/him)
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Sagittarius
Garrett I guess @okschnitzel.bsky.social 
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he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
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Hanoumatoi @hanoumatoi.bsky.social Not the fastest Diablo 3 player in the world, dad, progressive
Seattle, WA area
he/him
#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social baseball idiot featured in at least two to three serious sports publications. Sentimental notes on the Rockies as they slowly drive me to insanity can be found on my newsletter: rockiesvsconnor.beehiiv.com.
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elizabeth ๐ฆ๐ฒ @deer-watcher.bsky.social 20s . she/her . you do not have to be good
(the specter formerly known as @/prvserpine)
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@adderallblack.bsky.social Soon May The Weatherman Come
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๐Toronto he/him
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Raised by Cassettes @raisedbycassettes.bsky.social I oh I'm
Best described as a sinner
Yeah and I'll be alright
If I stay cold like the winter
Tucker @hottes.com Technology, art, music, SEO professional, liberal politics, science, games tabletop and video, occasionally 40k, dogs, and all the things. Nerd.
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Rhiannon @aywarhiannon.bsky.social free palestine. 5-4 podcast. popular cradle podcast. seen some shit.
Colossal @thisiscolossal.com Art & visual culture since 2010. https://www.thisiscolossal.com
chaotic memes @memechaotic.bsky.social 
David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social I post David Cloud Berman lyrics & poetry every few hours (Silver Jews, Purple Mountains, Actual Air)
@cirr0cumulus.bsky.social @cirr0cumulus.bsky.social Amazed by the beauty and power of the universe, the ignorance and self importance of humans.
Quick and patient to help and support the willing.
Quick and passionate to call out what I see as injustice.
Hopeful we will find a way.
jonโs sandwich shop @jonsandwichshop.bsky.social unfortunately weโre closed